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  • 2005-10-11T01:00:00Z on ABC Family
  • 22 mins
  • United States
  • English
  • Comedy, Talk Show

Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:
Anchor: Colin(Woodrow 'But Don't Have' A. Paddle)
Co-Anchor: Chip(Zinc Lightly), a used car salesman who'll sell anything
Sports: Wayne, Michael Jackson at 100 determined to show he's still got it
Weather: Ryan(Spunky), the Back to the Future scientist desperate to power up his time-traveling Delorean.
Title Sequence: Wayne and Chip sing the theme song to the new hit TV series Mel Gibson and the Wrestler with Colin and Ryan acting out the title sequence.
Scenes from a Hat: The winning entires in the hillbilly poetry competition, the right way and the wrong way, what you would choose to do if you knew a huge meteor was about to hit the Earth, bad things to see written in the sky, things they never write songs about, and weird things to get turned on by.
Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan sell the compilation CD Songs of the Fireman. Chip and Wayne sing:
Carry Your Head On My Shoulder as the Osmonds
Oops, We Hit The Dog in 'country boogie' style.
Hoedown: About professors and dentists, Drew replacing Chip.Winner: Chip
Credit Reading: Chip as a game show announcer reading the prize list.