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Live WTFIWWY from Radio Dead Air with Nash and Tara for May 9th, 2011.
You will never look at balloons the same again.
We got Walmart, we got dump trucks, we got all kinds of crazy this week!
Live WTFIWWY with Nash and Tara for June 6th, 2011.
Nash and Tara go through the week in weird: fur coats are not underwear, a naked woman saves the world, and the last story . . . oh, god, the last story . . .
Obscurus Lupa joins Nash to look at all the news that's fit to hate.
This week, porn in the workplace, beers with the kids, and a GODDAMN BOMB.
Nash and Tara look at what NOT to bring to Comic-Con, how NOT to siphon a gas tank, the weirdest drunk driver ever and more.
From the 11th Anniversary episode, we get some crazy naked, some fire, some "that doesn't go there" . . . everything you've come to expect from this show!
Bunny suits and battle axes and why you don't put pistols in your waistband . . .
What's this? Does Nash actually damage Tara's mind for a change this week? UNPOSSIBLE!
Nash is joined by guest host Derek the Bard to discuss trouser snakes, douchequakes, and an $800 hoo-ha.
How not to deal with a beehive, when boot to the head goes wrong, and defacing a national landmark for fun and (no) profit . . .
What not to do when pursued by cops, stupid duck tricks and when literature meets ewwwww.
PETA ruins porn, how not to be invisible, Thailand tries to tame the internet, and the worst murder plot ever.
A public indecency nexus, when MacGyver meets madness, naked superglue protest and more . . .
The importance of canon in armed robbery, how not to object at a wedding, cutting through red tape with a flaming machete, and finding out what's in the pot at the end of the rainbow . . .
A new way to make money on the internet, a bad way to use cardboard cut-outs, a weird way to proclaim your love, and Nash in a luchador mask. Don't say we don't think outside the box.
Ambien as legal defense, heartwarming holiday tidings of bath salts, the unhappiest place on earth and crazy eyes aplenty!
Facebook while you steal, math class as a turn-on, swimming with (angry) monkeys, and is it hot in here or is my car on fire?
Doug Walker joins Tara to pretty much scare the living piss out of Nash.
This week, we look at how smashing through walls can both help and harm your relationship, interesting holiday decoration techniques, and why concussions are bad excuses for DUI . . .
Hey kids! Wanna snort candy, shove vipers in a suitcase and shoot your friends in the junk? This episode's for you!
We've got million dollar bills, large sausage at the drive thru, and of course Tara's tales of childhood horror. On a boat.
This week: a hardcore alternative to Viagra, cannibalism as a legal defense, yet another naked rampage and a story that will tax your mind. And bowels.
This week: making it rain (the wrong way), mayhem in the Chuck E Cheese, fast food for fast women and can you file a 1099 from Heaven?
This week: Searching buildings for genitals, Canadian dwarf-Tossing outrage, beatdowns sent to your door in 30 minutes or less and the worst dentist in the world!
This week: pants on head crazy (literally), when romance meets delusional nutjobs, expensive ways to annoy police and something to make you never crave chocolate again . . .
This week: the virtues of enunciation and airplanes, an attempted robbery with a catastrophic concept failure, and why insurance agents hate the naked.
This week: another reason to hate yogurt, when you care enough to steal the very best, and the newest craze that's taking Bangkok by stormtrooper . . .
This week: the God of Wine gone wild, the Almighty does some punking, and things to do in Denver when you're dead.
This week: open-source editorials yield anuses, scrub your scalp with Hitler, 911 is not your daddy and kidnapping and assault . . . for Jesus!
Producer Mike joins Nash this week for the news: "get off my lawn" meets "Modern Warfare," creative uses for the neighbor's camper, and lions and nitwits and bears . . . oh my!
Todd in the Shadows joins Nash for this week's news: Easter Egg hunt called on account of explosives, "Opposite Day" as a lifestyle choice, guerilla sexual education and a man named Noble who was a...
This week: Olympics organizers fail "teh Googles," heroin hits kindergarten, a new kind of "freeweights," and without a doubt THE most impressive rampage in WTFIWWY history.
This week: Another instance of "foiled by Facebook," a lesson in proportionate response, a novel approach to protesting the TSA and dealing with speed traps like a boss.
This week: Bridge Thieves 2: Electric Boogaloo, stupidity as legal defense, and parents shut off your iPhone? There's a sledgehammer for that.
This week: taunting lions with delicious babies, vertical integration between hot dogs and hooking, discovering new things not covered by AppleCare and a revolution in tampon innovation.
This week: a robbery marred by Facebook, stuffed animals stuffed with guns, a new way to Super-Size your Happy Meal and crazy old men with fire. And a boner.
This week: Prom + porn = Florida, the internet version of "my girlfriend who lives in Canada," solving a plate glass window with your fists (but without your pants) and a little bonus Nash stupidit...
This week: a student has a coke and a smile (and a felony), we find out there's a worse place to sit on the plane than next to the sweaty guy, and Children's Television Workshop presents: Elmo's Re...
This week: Having a conversation with a toilet, the need to battle versus the need to poo, and the naked ninja miracle that is synthetic marijuana.
Obscurus Lupa joins Nash this week to look at personal air conditioning, Mythbusters: The Home Game, how losing your wallet can land you in jail and the birth of the worst superheroes of all time.
This week: A fool and their toe are soon sucked, a Blues Brothers re-enactment (sans underwear), a Blazing Saddles re-enactment (sans Mongo) and a sure-fire way to ensure Mother's Day is always awk...
This week: why Batman would have problems in real life, dressing the part (for crime), knowing when to walk away (and when to run), and yet again: NOTHING IS HOT IN THE WAL-MART.
This week: romance with firearms, the proper etiquette on when not to unwrap your sausage, a 14 year old who could drink you under the table and THE BEST THING EVER.
This week: how to fail an orgy, a plan that's only as good as its weakest link (the planner), why Schwinn is not the choice of getaway drivers and the prophecies of Gary Larson.
This week: a missing person search takes a turn for the existential, why you should be aware of your surroundings (especially when committing crime), and what happens when you double, triple, and q...
This week: Linkara joins Nash and Tara for animals in pants, snakes in speakers, and naked rampages. Just like all the fanfic!
This week: how to lose $500,000 and still keep your job, when "get daddy a beer" involves 911, why drug mules need a union and sea life in a very uncomfortable place (not the backseat of a Volkswag...
This week: breaking God's dress code, pointers for choosing a hitman, when you might need a marriage certificate and an ambulance in the same day and if you rob a bank and no one's there, does it m...
Todd in the Shadows joins Nash this week as they look at a man who would be a bat, a woman who would ride a sea mammal, and the exciting world of butt enhancement.
This week: one man's quest to update the world on the status of his junk, a unique way to deal with uppity vending machines, and how confession is good for the soul (but bath salts, not so much).
This Week: the metacritic score for armed robbery, Samurai Subway: The Movie, a novel way to turn your butt into civil disobediance, and is it art . . . or a felony?
The most horrible time of the year is upon again! Join us as we look at the best of the worst in "sexy" costumes.
This week: Extreme (nude) planking, a novel way to market caskets, the luckiest guy in all Arizona and why you'll never look at a latte the same way again ...
This week: the importance of estimating the long-term relevance of tattoos, a novel approach to dealing with random explosives and a lawyer proves that in some things, men are all the same . . .
This week: Police Academy 9: The Next Generation, taking passive-aggressive messaging to a new level, what happened to Pablo Escobar's BFF and a new express route to Hell . . .
This week: We cover the shenanigans of the sales, plus why Jesus makes a lousy co-pilot and lessons on how anesthetic works . . .
This week: why Instagram is not your friend (or accomplice), why Thanksgiving needs to involve a rubber penis, when store policy runs amuck and yes, you CAN make a bong out of anything . . .
This week: the GPS murder conspiracy exposed, making your own drive-in (the hard way), an unorthodox impromptu lesson on child care and the BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN EVER.
This week: a rebellion against baggage fees turns absurd, a new contestant for "Worst Father of 2012," proportionate response in urination and ladies . . . brace yourselves . . .
This week: a way to bring good tidings (and obscene gestures) with holiday decoration, Microsoft patents a new means to reach out and touch someone (among other things) and a man combines complaini...
This week, Todd joins Nash to look at planking done wrong, parenting with arson and one of the most confusing joyrides ever . . .
This week: how the road to hell (and county lockup) are paved with good intentions, the tragic criminal fate of the Smurfs, and why you should never listen to Justin Bieber.
This week: Burglars in buckets, pastries in panties, too drunk to steal and too stupid to stop . . . we got it all!
This week: a serenade goes horribly wrong, a man gives new meaning to "intimidation tactics," a special kind of drunk driving and proof that boredom is the fodder of evil . . .
This week, Kyle joins Nash to look at how two wrongs don't make a right (though they do make an arrest), a new twist on a low blow and the most inevitable crime in history.
This week: vibrators on ice, a 15th birthday one boy will never forget, and the first actual case of music theft.
This week: new drugs invoke hammers, old drugs invoke a love of cars, and a $1 coupon invokes the wrath of grandma.
This week: one of the least effective getaway vehicles in history, two kids discover if there's such a thing as "The Knife Fairy" and one woman gives new meaning to "concealed carry."
This week: two wrongs make a right (and also make meth), how women actually fit all those things in their purses and what happens when you explore your local library . . . naked . . .
This week: Bieber fever from beyond the grave, Hugh Jackman vs. Body Hair and a brand new definition of "drive by" ...
This week: the Mushroom Kingdom ends up in the Axis of Evil, how to know when you're severely underpaid and how natural selection finds a way ...
This week: a man who loves helicopters a little too much, a mom with a mission (and too much free time), and the living incarnation of "Hey y'all, watch this!"
This week: the fine line between architecture and anatomy, how charity begins at home (and ends at the liquor store), and a man with superhuman strength ... and no pants ...
This week: Stormtroopers fall prey to a douchebag, houses fall prey to a bulldozer and you will learn more nautical innuendo than you can shake a yardarm at ...
This week: A man puts his posterier (and his dignity) to the test, a town lives in fear of its meat products and the discovery of a whole new kind of "blackjack."
This week: a lawyer invents a new legal strategy (involving underwear), a twist on "getting your foot in the door" and one father who would do anything for his loving son Adolf Hitler ...
This week: a man makes his own McFlurry, a whole new kind of technical foul is invented for basketball and the last story ... um ... wow.
This week: The age old question: pizza or death? Also coffin shopping on the cheap, bad places to put your head and you know nothing, Game of Thrones fans ...
This week: Paula Deen is propositioned for porn, poop plunges from the sky and a pool full of poisonous snakes ...
This week: jellybeans and pizza escalate to arson, a rabbi takes his authority a little too seriously, and one man redefines "extreme biking" ...
This week: a naked rampage in an upscale restaurant, a royal rumble in the Chuck E Cheese and the worst superhero since Matter Eater Lad ...
This week: the future is now (in your toilet), the police state is here (but not to bring back your girlfriend), so let's just let it all burn (if we can manage to set the kitchen on fire)!
This week: the shortest political career in history, the devastating impact of Axe body spray, and taking "Jesus is my co-pilot" to its illogical conclusion ...
This week: a wave of 911 calls (over a TV outage), our first non-human offender and the most amazing road damage in history ...
Derek the Bard joins Nash this week to look at the literal implosion of the English language, airspace regulation (of witches), how to make Boring exciting, and a class whose failure is complete ...
This week: a robber turns to the word of God (violently), our nuclear arsenal comes under attack by an army (of squirrels) and you might not know art, but you know what you like (to fear) ...
This week: a man shows that cleanliness is next to a sex offense, the legal version of "Inception," an escalating trilogy of naked and our first ever non-human idiot ...
This week: a man finds love (with a Land Rover), Japan finds new ways to bring in tourists (to prison), and yet another remake of Planet of the Apes begins in Florida ...
This week: revisionist history as legal defense, an over-reaction to a parking ticket takes a woman back down the evolutionary ladder and a man able to leap tall bar tabs with a single bagel …
This week: the seedy underworld of Hello Kitty, driving and the ovary, and a truly terrifying Halloween experience … with naked people …
This week, Kyle joins us to look at how fallout from the government shutdown is good for underage conmen, a desperate attempt to get out of the house, a woman doing nude battle with a slushie machine, and the ultimate “that doesn’t go there” …
This week: The Last Angry Geek joins Nash to look at Wal-Mart’s low prices (and high grift), an odd place for a shave, a divorce by way of horse, and the gaydar moving closer to reality …
This week: public vandalism as public service, a donation to a thrift store is a little TOO generous, and Walter White’s legacy lives on … in law enforcement …
This week: a Florida man takes blackface to a new low, a teen doesn’t get many likes on a Facebook death threat and a bizarre bible barbeque begrets home renovations …
This week: a man’s lack of pants becomes an unpleasant Halloween treat, a South African teacher gets a little too involved in his student’s hopes and dreams, and the most adorable little racist you ever saw …
This Week: Batman breaks bad, the middle school football team’s going to Hooters, and the guy molesting your pool float’s going to jail.
This week: gender equality in architecture, a bizarre lesson in fire safety, and the KKK learn a new word: “demographics.”
This week: a character from myth appears in Boston, a crime is thwarted by a butt, and drivers in Las Vegas panic when terror falls from the skies …
This week: it’s that time of year again! Nash and Tara revisit the long national nightmare of post-Thanksgiving retail …
This week: if at first you don’t succeed, crash the tank again! Also, a taco bandit with a blade, a monkey with a gun and you better not pout, you better not cry, or Santa Claus will beat you down and take you to Spain …
This week: a store takes recycling a little too far, making crime pay (for cat food) and South Africa tries the most passive-aggresive assassination plot in history …
Recorded live in England! This week: The War on Christmas comes to Wal-Mart, a Swedish holiday tradition (of arson), and Iceland’s plans for a highway are sidelined by elves …
This week: a Florida man takes playing make-believe a little too far, a whole new kind of balls for bingo night, and the most determined self-gratification in history …
This week: New York's director of Homeland Security redefines "Powerpoint," how to cause a terror scare with a USB drive, and "Bad Grandpa" comes to reality ...
This week: one man's quest for potassium at any cost, an example where duct tape really can't fix everything and Mr. Owl, how many drinks DOES it take to end up in jail? Let's find out!
This week: proof that sabotage isn't limited to human beings, a whole new kind of toilet humor and beef: it's what's on fire.
This week: meet the one man in the world who really doesn't like Girl Scout Cookies, see how far someone will go to avoid bad press and learn where you can still love animals the old fashioned way ...
This week: love means never having to say you're sorry (for breaking and entering), iPhone users empty their wallets over a bird and sure, it's a terrifying abomination in its underwear ... but is it art?
This week: meet a ten year old with more cahones than anyone you know, learn how a romantic comedy can put you in jail, and science confirms that you are indeed surrounded by idiots ...
This week: a man turns to local government after being denied (by a prostitute), we learn just how far true friends go for one another, and the gods send us yet another forklift story ...
This week, Lupa joins us! We learn things you never wanted to find out about your teacher, when a second opinion really matters, and a brand new flavor of meth: mango!
This week: An immigration official tries to innovate the divorce market, a doctor bring you Jesus in a syringe and one man's quest to bring sexy back: Batman style!
This week: our first marajuana-related explosion, when Airbnb goes bad and the exchange rate between eggrolls and green cards ...
This week, it's a celebration of mankind's penchant for burning stuff what oughta not be burned ...
This week: Ocean’s Eleven meets IQ Zero, the sinister, murderous heart of babies and how one woman increase her self-worth by $35,000 … the hard way.
This week: the first corsage to clog your arteries, how one squirrel died bravely for his home, and a paradox: if you don’t believe in Jesus, can you still stab him with a butter knife?
This week: a carjacker gets jacked-up by 2nd graders, how far one man is willing to go to avoid scurvy and there’s no “P” in our resevoir … and it only cost $20,000!
This week: new and exciting uses for potatoes, the worst sore loser of all time, and the lapdance is so much better when the principal's crying ...
This week: "don't lick your friends" for grown-ups, "hold my beer" in reverse, and "show and tell" with felonies ...
This week: a California school teaches the wrong lesson about the holocaust, CNN makes Nash and Tara look like professionals and there's no screamers allowed in the Mile High Club ...
This week: how to turn student loan deferral into a felony, national socialism broadens its appeal, and one man looks for love in all the wrong places …
This week: the President entertains an enthusiastic guest, a delivery of rye goes awry (and naked), and a man in Britain attempts to hitchhike the hard way
This week: one teen exits his graduation but enters Nash’s heart, a woman finds the worst way to add her baby to her wedding and a politician by any other name will still make you sick …
This week: the best ever excuse to upgrade your phone, the worst ever excuse to kidnap someone and the weirdest ever excuse for workman’s comp …
This week: How a 3 year old learns the difference between water and gasoline, a man decides to test his mettle (against many horses) and Breaking Bad: The Golden Years
This week: a kid goes to amazing lengths to avoid the dentist, smugglers ruin the teddy bear picnic and a man becomes trapped in … something I shan’t type here …
This week: home pest control becomes arson, technology becomes prostitution and Michael Bay becomes … Cupid?!
This week: we’ve got an alien, a stormtrooper, and a man who goes to the bank to leave the worst kind of deposit …
This week: a man takes up the word of God (and leaves off his pants), a father makes his daughter a princess in the worst way possible and the one town in America that needs a corpse crossing …
This week: an unintentional, ill-advised shot at the Guiness Books, the TSA flunks geography and two words that should never go together: "makeshift flamethrower" ...
Brad and Lupa join Nash and Tara to celebrate fourteen years of human insanity! This week: bad places to nap (with guns), reasons to fear children and why you should never buy your sex toys at mall novelty stores ...
This week: a hotel's method of dealing with bad reviews goes Streisand, a teacher is fired for teaching about the homo(phones) and the Kool-Aid man falls on hard times ...
This week: the Secret Service pursue an intruder in diapers, the NRA takes "accessiblity" too far and a mom who loves her son enough to set him on fire ...
This week: mankind's search for renewable energy becomes an avian genocide, a coke mule gets busted by her bustline and an Arizona teach finds a way to make math even more challenging ...
Count Jackula and the Horror Guru join Nash this week: trolls in unusual places, a history lesson from the UK and when "put a ring on it" goes too far ...
This week: three people literally become their own worst enemies, retirees get a visit from the most horrible entertainer ever and a boy learns about gravity by trying to drop a man off a building ...
This week: iPhone 6 rumors make living on the sidewalk cool, the "on base" rule meets law enforcement, and the child on the bus goes, "smash, smash, smash" all through the town ...
This week: those who don't know history are doomed to make douches of themselves on social media, paint-by-number license plates and things not to name your WiFi hotspot ...
This week: the White House discovers deadbolts, we learn amazing new uses for Mayonaise, and "don't touch the driver" gains a new dimension ...
This week: turn-ons at 30,000 feet, a horrible alternative to a car seat and just how many times can you get arrested for drunk driving in 36 hours? Let's find out!
This week: Todd in the Shadows joins Nash to look at poor ways to greet guests, how to tell what is (and is not) marijuana, and something you should never do with a potato ...
This week: when "Did you bring enough for the whole class?" goes wrong, terrible activities to do while bored at work, and the most oblivious woman in the world ...
This week: the Paris holiday spirit comes in an unexpected shape, the one kind of return Walmart won't accept, and that's our (Ms.) Hitler!
This week: Having fun with lethal diseases, bears are now a problem for iPhone users, and "So you've stolen a train! Now what?"
Space Guy and Fallen Tara take a look at the best of the worst in this year's "sexy" costumes ...
This week: the sad fate of the Teletubbies, the Subway diet's unintended consequences and the return of the living corn maze ...
This week: the IKEA lifestyle gets a hardcore mode, taking your music to the people (and the police), and "free hugs" has the worst home delivery service ...
This week: Ghosts or burglars? One department store finds out. Also: Microsoft Daleks for Windows, and infectious stupidity ... literally!
This week: poo that explodes, poo that drives the bus, Pooh without pants, and it's raining men ... in the bathroom.
No. Really. It's the worst thing. Don't watch.
This week: Tara is banned in China, assault with a deadly sandwich, snakes go flying and "God" has a hissy fit ...
Petros Ioannou joins Nash this week to look at the elf on the shelf (on the bottle), the reason for the season (who sets a church on fire), and the worst possible place to spark a joint ...
This week: Saying "get well soon" with crack, "have it your way" with a gun, and poop as the nuclear option ...
This week: the UK is on the lookout for terrorist toddlers, there's something stuck up in the chimney and it's naked, and a woman smuggles a gun the hard way ... again ...
This week: baby on board (and on the hood), the world's most wanted nine year old, and the red Solo cup reaches its ultimate form ...
This week: The problem with katanas and underwear, a lunchbox full of felonies, and a look into just how we sift through all this madness ...
This week: How much damage can a single drunken frat do? Find out! Also a heroic last stand for a frozen phallus, and the audience just don't learn ...
This week: Gwyneth Paltrow teaches you to steam your own meat, a Cub Scout nature hike uncovers too much nature, and a small boy in Texas discovers the power of the One Ring ...
This week: A helicopter mom threatens to drop a bomb, dumpster diving goes awry in Yolo County, and the absolute proof that Comcast hates us all.
This week: a man attempts to fight a traffic ticket with a soap opera plot, a drunk driver gets industrious, and a flight to Ireland ends up in the Eye of the Tiger ...
This week: a mysterious bathroom explosion, spontaneous performance nudity in traffic, and strange things are afoot at the Circle K ...
This week: stealing candy (and money) from babies, a store in LA that sells racoon by (from?) the pound, and what not to do when you're wife's not in the mood ...
This week: hide and seek with felonies, the new Barbie rats kids out to their parents and Spider-Man makes a daring escape ... from Walmart ...
This week: Spider-Man literally explodes into children's homes, drinking and bank robbing don't mix, and Indonesian police hold the best bonfire party of all time ...
This week: Easter Sunday takes a naked crazy turn, love and sex in ambulances, and if you thought Kmart couldn't get any worse, you were wrong ...
This week: children dangle over pits of wild animals, men go out to sea on a $15 boat, and what becomes of the broken-hearted? They poop on stuff.
This week: Bud Light redefines "party foul," anti-vaccers make rhetoric cry and you can love your poisonous snake, just don't ... yeah, you get the idea.
This week: Mad Max in suburbia, the wheels on the bus go, "drunk, drunk, drunk," and does it count if you slam-dunk YOURSELF?
This week: a bus company's new slogan needs a little work, getting your kids to clean their room (via cocaine) and re-defining "autoerotica" ...
This week: Luke Spencer of Rocked Reviews joins Nash to look at why nothing from Teen Wolf is a good idea, and is one stoner in hand better than two in a bush?
This week: the subtle world of insurance fraud, challenging customer service via nudity, and how to fix all the world's problems with dick pics ...
This week: "Leggo my Eggo" becomes a rally call to battle, Volvo takes DLC to new lows and stealing-via-pants returns with a 7.9mm vengence ...
This week: Getting fired with fire, the best/worst field trip of all time, and the last story ... um ... don't be eating anything, okay?
This week: a math teacher's homework assignment gets too sexy, how not to jump the line at the ER and why you should take a nap before you take hostages ...
This week: a trifecta of naked stupidity, how ketchup can lead to porn, and we discover a chicken slave on the internet ...
This week: a new definition for "potential fashion victim," tasering city officials for fun and profit and Dora the Explorer + Finding Nemo = someone calling child services ...
This week: a thief who left a resume, a robber who knocked over a lemonade stand, and a burglar who stole from a ... oh, you have GOT to be kidding ...
This week: you can find everything at Walmart (except triage), naked bike riding heads indoors and movie studios do not know how to computer ...
This week: the Minions show their true colors and turn on humanity, the ice cream man has no pants and are there rehab clinics for drunk badgers ... ?
This week: a drone causes a remote-controlled prison riot, a man is sentenced to marriage and bible verses, and a seven car pileup culiminates in (you guessed it) hardcore nudity!
This week: a broad interpretation of "service animal," a horrible shoplifting marinade and a hotel that offers a special service: fake terrorist attacks!
This week: Stealing a cop's pen to steal their power, competitive TSA cognac chugging and what not to bring to the Pokemon Championships ...
This week: the case of the Portland Pooper, literally fighting fire with fire, and the US Air Force is called on to scramble fighters because of a cat ...
This week: learn how to play Tetris (with slaves!), a West Point pillow fight ends in the hospital and the first rule of Fight Club is "don't use toddlers" ...
This week: eyeballs and glue don't mix; neither do fake bombs and airports, and two Russian toddlers make a daring escape for the sports car of their dreams ...
This week: "shooting a selfie" the literal way, abandoning car because SPIDER, and the answer to the question: how the hell you get fired on your day off?
This week: fun with cars and fire, WGN fails history and a drunk man wakes up in a GTA save file ...
This week: pawn store gaming console comes with a bonus, trying to catch a plane (with felonies), and remember the most horrible story from last week? It happened again ...
This week: why the dead aren't good Muppets, how "four wheel drive" doesn't include the sea floor and making a politcal point by crashing a child's birthday party ...
This week: Deja vu (and porno, too) at a California Target, a man on roller skates upgrades his wheels (with crime), and a good ol' fashioned naked rampage ...
This week: Flying "Air Jackass," fear of the ghost of Ronald McDonald and a machete wielding maniac with a desperate need to poop ... plus this year's Hookerween countdown!
It's that time again! Nash and Tara look at the very best of the very worst of this year's "sexy" costuming ...
This week: a mayor's husband entry for "worst Halloween costume," a baby channels Riki Tiki Tavi, and loving the PS4 just a little too much ...
This week: Bloomingdale's entire ad department gets fired, putting the "secret" in Secret Service and one man tries to change the past, sans Delorean, plus shotgun ...
This week: when a beer run becomes a felony, how to undo your own evil plot via social media, and Zimbabwe's "Mr. Ugly" pageant ends in a riot ...
This week: Black Friday takes a twist, as the fighting for deals becomes just ... fighting. Also: Goodwill gets a most unwanted donation, and more fun in the unfriendly skies ...
This week: "I'm just not that into you" becomes a fake hostage situation, compounding the (judicial) error, and somehow WTFIWWY becomes one of the most trusted names in news ...
This week: a drunk driver tries to crash with the Baby Jesus, Citadel cadets misunderstand the meaning of Christmas and a town in North Carolina fears the coming of the sun-eater ...
This week: the night Santa went crazy (at the KFC), a new way for the Salvation Army to ring a bell, and dashing through the snow in a 20 ton garbage truck ...
It's that time again! Nash and Tara look back at all the thing that shouldn't have gone in all the holes ...
This week: a landmark is destroyed by a lack of math, a PC repair becomes a hostage situation and we discover a new terror alert level: "orgy."
This week: A new definition for "pissed off customer, " the rise of the Blue Vest Bandit and an engagement in a Walmart goes exactly how you'd think.
This week: the Air Force fails to grasp history on MLK day, the least effective tool for robbing a bank, and when drug smugglers try their hand at arts and crafts ...
This week: the taste Chinese customers can't resist (without rehab), things you never want your flight attendant to say and taking snowdicking to a whole new level ...
This week: MRA's demand "Dad Bod Ken," Uber defends its drivers with children's toys and two Delta stewardesses offer drinks, peanuts and an all out brawl ...
This week: Beth Elderkin of Shark Jumping joins us to look at a man's unique method for picking up a drive-thru order, why parking on a frozen lake might not be such a great plan and what happens when your designated driver can't reach the pedals ...
This week: is that a pencil in your butt or are you just happy to see me? Plus Whole Foods tries to be hip with the kids and the world's worst psychic ...
This week: The Wal-Mart Vest Bandits strike again, we learn that blowtorches are an "outside toy" and you will believe a man can fly ... and then run from the police ...
This week: dumb, drunk and passed out on the train tracks is no way to go through life, son. Also a glimpse at how to fit half a pound of coke into a bodily orifice and a town in Canada wants to implant GPS trackers in offenders with one problem: the technology is science fiction.
This week: customers at a fast food drive thru get dinner and an x-rated show, an all points bulliten for the Mystery Machine and when DIY meets the DMV the cops aren't inclined to MYOB ...
This week: getting your ass handed to you in the most literal sense, how the "Internet of Things" turns into the "Impending Lawsuit" and what happens when Bruce Banner forgets to change into the Hulk ...
This week: why you never let the internet vote for anything important, a "Say Anything" re-enactment with too much "boom" and not enough "box," and not the supervillain we need, but the one we deserve ...
This week: when Easter meets mosh pit, "missing the boat" meets "the hard way" and Axe Body Spray is confirmed as a chemical hazard ... SHOW MORE
This week: Google's Gmail April Fools prank backfires, proof that yoga doesn't always bring inner peace, and don't drive angry (when your wife is on the roof of the car)
This week: when "the perfect shot" meets "the village idiot," why "finders keepers" doesn't apply to vehicles and what happens when you don't pay retail employees enough to care ...
This week: A Czech policeman goes for the Bumper Car LARP record, some helpful hints on how not to raise a supervillain and too much music and masturbation make Florida Man something something ...
This week: the only sure things in life are meth and taxes. Also: getting carded for playing high school basketball and a 4/20 a town in New Zealand won't soon forget ...
This week: the worst possible escape route in history, the real reason your mail is late and when talking about Georgia O'Keeffe turns into a pink ... slip.
This week: when good citizenship meets bad decisions, hide-and-go-seek with law enforcement, and "drug testing" taken a bit too literally ...
This week: The wrong tool for the tool, Dine-and-Dash meets 911, and how to kill your internet start-up before it starts.
This week: there's something stuck up in the chimney (and it's naked), don't feed (yourself to) the bears, and don't tell mom the babysitter's in jail ...
Luke Spencer of Rocked Reviews fills in this week! Psychotic sheep, a trainwreck and a combination price check and cleanup on aisle 3 ...
This week: When "Like us on Facebook" turns into a potential lawsuit, why "nudes or GTFO" isn't a good idea for a lawyer and a college student becomes the best anti-drug PSA in decades ...
This week: A New York cyclist learns a big lesson in "Right of Way," when not to smile for a photo and what not to do if your neighbor's house is a'rockin ...
This week: when "fire truck" meets "literally," the worst EMTs in the world and what happens when James Bond hits reality ...
This week: A political candidate's campaign promise needs a little work, a brand new market for door-to-door sales, and the luckiest 6th grade boys in the whole world ...
This week: it's a cat-flooding, swan-punching, plague-of-monkeys animal extravaganza!
This week: When it comes to the 4th of July there is such a thing as too much big in your bang. Also: a man tries to make his own version of "Mannequin 3," and when one wrong decimal point meets one wrong moron ...
This week: a brand new round of "poop in not a plan," a lesson in what is and is not flammable, and exciting money making opportunities in abject stupidity ...
This week: Jesus makes a lousy co-pilot, how to evacuate an apartment complex with a family recipe and I'm gonna save this guy's life but first ... let me take a selfie!
This week: Rap Critic guest hosts for a GPS fail, a canine car crash, and just about the worst "If I Ever Won the Lotto" fantasy conceivable ...
This week: How to hold a grudge like a pro, when you go too far for an authentic picture, and the grand horror that is the "splorch" ...
This week: Inopprtune times to consult the scriptures, Waffle House diners get dinner and a show, and when the underground criminal element gets too literal ...
This week: A reminder that an ambulance is not a zip car, that you should properly label the pot brownies before Dad gets home, and birds should not be spray-painted ...
This week: "Master of Disguise" meet "Law & Order," one good turn leads to a toilet, and one man's quest to destroy the internet itself ...
This week: Over the t-bone and through the wreck, to grandmother's house we go! Also a lesson in why "spicy" and "genitals" don't mix, and breaking, entering and painting a dog purple ...
This week: one man's struggle to save his Canadian girlfriend with an air mattress, a school literary event gets Mein Kampf-ed, and hello, police? Could you stop chasing me? Thank you.
This week: you can't go back in time to stop yourself from carjacking a Delorean, stealing toy money means real jail and the most powerful cow in the world ...
This week: when giant inflatable ducks attack, the War on Drugs enters the "Hey y'all, watch this!" phase, and the Man with the Golden Recum ...
This week: Linkara and Film Brain join Nash for a literal buttload of heroin, a chance to find your ultimate Star Wars fetish and when *not *to put a ring on it ...
This week: one man's ball busts a bunch of iPhones, a candidate backed by the wrath of the almighty and we ponder the unholy bloodlust induced within the halls of Chuck E Cheese ...
This week: LSD turns one man into a hero in his own mind, a senate candidate runs on the "Willfully Oblivious" ticket and when it a kettle not a kettle? When it's online ...
This week: When O. Henry meets "Oh, lord," why funerals are a bad choice for DIY and when protest meets peanut butter ...
This week: A haunted house full of the holy ghost (and other things), how to turn a sexy selfie into a moving violation and yet another thing that won't impressed women: jumping into a panda enclosure ...
It's time yet again for our annual tradition: the best of the worst of "sexy" costumes!
This week: A bad way to hit your parents up for cash, a worse way to dispose of your mentor's ashes, and it wouldn't be Halloween without blackface ...
This week: How one email brough the NHS network to its knees, why you should always tip your getaway driver and I'll clean up the 300 year old antique I smashed, but first lemme get a selfie ...
This week: If you're going to go after Hamilton, make sure you have the right one. Plus: when interviewing for a job, stealing your new boss's wallet is considered bad etiquette, and a group of New Zealand kids make their own teen comedy flick in the real world ...
This week: Black Friday or the Purge? You make the call! Also an 11 year old tries VR Grand Theft Auto without the "V," and yes, they burned down the freaking goat again ...
This week: when is a boob not a boob? When it's a jellyfish. Also the fast way off the plane (and into trouble), and yes. We're talking about Pizzagate. Yup.
This week: turning the mannequin challenge into a crime spree, YouTube into a felony, and if your iPhone falls from a moving train, let it go, because man, it's gone.
This week: Remembering the reason for the season (and ruining it for children), how to fail pants and Woolly Willy goes into crime ...
This week: we close out the year with a double-sized episode describing what went where and how ... why is anyone's guess ...
This week: Hit and run (without the run), a scary-smart 6 year old tries to catch them all and a good ol' fashioned backhoe crime spree ...
This week: One man's own personal battle with the Streisand Effect, a police standoff over a grilled cheese sandwich and this year's collection of ridiculous internet-connected crap from CES 2017 ...
This week: A woman finds out that smashing a store with her SUV still won't fix her iPhone, losing an argument by way of your genitals, and the Second Coming is off to a rocky start ...
This week: a new sheriff learns the true meaning of "Lead me not into temptation," a scheme no one ever thought of trying (because it's ridiculous) and the fastest way to make sure your custody judge is not inclined to rule in your favor ...
This week: A naked bike rampage, lowering the resale value of a guitar with your genitals, and yet another installment of "Owning Sean Spicer" ...
This week: your snack bags are judging you, bad office communication leads to an exploded car, and a pair of open carry advocates learn the Jeff Goldblum Principle ...
This week: a man tries to steal $7 billion (but Jesus is cool with it), a pilot reminds her passengers that the only thing between them and death is one person's emotional stability, and we learn it is in fact illegal to use a drive thru while on a sofa ...
This week: making a bullet necklace the hard way, trying to play the stock market by way of explosives and the attack of the imaginary brown people ...
This week: when is a chiropractor like a gynecologist? Not today. Also the etiquette of making love to doors, and Caddyshack: the Home Game.
This week: The tale of a dog named Nutter Butter, a Scottish school teaches the wrong Big Bang Theory, and I mean, really ... do YOU know what the drummer from Nickelback looks like?
This week: why your microwave can't spy on you, but your condom might, and the etiquette of proper racism ...
This week: when you wish upon a vent, how high is too high (14,000 feet), and new and horrifying uses for titanium ...
This week: Ramming a tree with your car to prove a point (that no one can determine), why "dick" is short for "detective" and the avatars of "we can't take you people anywhere."
This week: Nivea's ad campaign goes a little goose-steppy, when a miss-delivered package turns into jail time and the "Catch Me If You Can" sequel gets kind of dark ...
This week: an eight year old learns surprising skills on YouTube, a laundromat in Florida has one machine no one will ever use again and a man in Quebec gets a little too much WTF in his DIY ...
This week: how to lose your girlfriend with one fake hijacking, how to lose your job with one simple toilet, and how (not) to beat a breathalyzer with this one weird trick! Doctors hate him!
This week: a call for reports of "criminal aliens" yields unanticipated results, a fundamental failure to understand the purpose of drug sniffing dogs and there's a serial cat shaver on the loose ...
This week: A store owner calls cops on cars illegally parked (after he vandalized them), your teacher wasn't lying when they said you need math (even for truck driving), and the importance of standing up for your naked, drunken, blade-wielding family ...
They're hopping the White House fence (no, not escaping), the best way to prevent a second date is to sue over the first one, and the subtle difference between "prank" and "stealing government property" ...
This week: When a man loves a reptile, can't keep his mind on nothin else (except the venom). Also: the lengths we'll go so grandma won't see us spanking it, and the newest bra padding: lizards!
This week: When "participation trophies" start getting real, a bounce house becomes a cause for therapy and a nuclear power plant discovers the world's most effective laxative ...
This week: You're not yourself when you're hungry (and getting arrested), meme magic turns college freshmen into pariahs, and are you driving drunk or are you just happy to see me?
This week, Sunny Jim from the Isle of Rangoon joins us for The Bears of Dracula, The Onions of Wrath, and The Great Backhoe Robbery!
This week: We start with a how to spot fake news, then get into very real stories of lollipop bandits, snortable chocolate and LARPing the LAPD ...
This week: one angry liquor store customers smashes bottles (and is also a peacock), a confrontation in a hotel bar turns into a naked fire extinguisher rampage and a story that asks, "When will we finally get beyond Thunderdome?"
This week: Are there child slaves on Mars? (Hint: No) Also: making a wish on a jet engine and just who we can expect to see in the ER the day after July 4th ...
This week: A special request and dedication from a juggalo, a drunken bloody Russian at 30,000 feet, and a quiet little house in the California suburbs full of venomous snakes ...
This week: a security robot with an existential crisis, a pirate DJ with a very narrow playlist and an Amazon delivery that absolutely no one wanted.
This week: when you get $20 from the ATM and it begs you for help, a whole mess of kids stealing cars and how you can get free guns from the government ...
This week: the White House gets punked, a security guard goes dirty in record time, and a burgeoning YouTube career is snuffed out before it can begin ... by an arrest ...
This week: When "taking it back" goes wrong, a moviegoer gets way too excited to see the Emoji Movie, and a car no dealership will ever be able to sell ...
This week: being late to the creepy clown party, how cucumbers can actually raise your blood pressure and how make $100,000 disappear using only a forklift ...
This week: Forever's gonna start tonight (in jail), when your best Purge idea is on the level of an angry monkey, and a fun day at the museum ends with a broken coffin ...
This week: the life of a repo man is always intense, testing the explosive resistance of cardboard, and the worst way to divest yourself of real estate ...
This week: The Dom joins Nash for a look at putting glue in the wrong hole, paying your library fines with the wrong money, and hitting yourself in the head with a cinder block!
This week: Luke of Rocked Reviews joins us for how to turn a shoplifting into a felony with one simple car theft, a Tinder date the fire department will never forget, and Florida reacts to a hurricane with firearms ...
This week: Tara is back to shock and horrify us all. Plus: Florida emergency service warn of pizza bear monsters, and a new workout routine that is sure to frustrate your local fire department ...
This week: a FEMA help line about the wrong kind of blowing, Halloween decorations that'll get the whole neighborhood talking (and dialing 911), and when the only vehicle for your drunken joyride is a bulldozer, you do what you gotta ...
This week: a bank is closed by very small bandits, how to end a police standoff with a taco, and when to let go of your luggage (and the train) ...
This week: Rick & Morty fans demonstrate why we can't have nice things, Dove's marketing turns skin tone into tone deaf, and a homework assignment parents did *not see* coming (you'll get that one in a minute) ...
This week: A truly unique moment in "That Doesn't Go There" history, a massage chair that will never see another customer and need to rob a bank? LMGTFY!
This week: Trick or treat or public backlash! Plus, taking "What Not to Wear" hardcore, and why the list of home safe insecticides doesn't include "fire" ...
This week: It wouldn't be a WTFIWWY Halloween without blackface (though we wish otherwise), a Goodwill donation goes right off the rails (and the road), and we learn that roadwork signs aren't suggestions ...
Hookerween 2017
This week: new and exciting careers for your children as counterweights, when "using the wrong tool for the job" meets pepper spray, and the week after Halloween always means discount candy and horrible black face ...
This week: the Baby Jesus, now in snack size! Also: a modern-day train robbery loses the plot, and a town-wide naked rampage ...
This week: We document the atrocities resulting from this year's capitalist battle royale. Plus: a flat-earther sets to either prove the world is flat or that flying a steam powered rocket is a bad idea, and in Soviet Russia, bear hunts you!
This week: Luke of Rocked Reviews joins us for an accidental self-service Waffle House, do-it-yourself traffic signs and absolutely every way to screw up an attempted arson (complete with Google search).
This week: A nicotine fit to end all nicotine fits (and your plane ride), turning computer money into computer cats for computer suckers, and when Weird Al said "stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan," he was *kidding* ...
This week: Some places have tornadoes, some have earthquakes, and Florida has nude people committing vehicular crimes. Also: strange new frontiers in internet titulation, and a Washington man learns the difference between a truck and a mastodon ...
This week: The Gävle Goat lives! Also: Michigan residents prepare for hand-to-hand combat against snow plows, and one inventor's idea to defend against package thieves: explosives!
This week: It's time for our annual rectalspective: a look back on all the things that went in all the holes in 2017! Plus a beautiful object lesson on why you shouldn't jump the turnstile, and how something that sounds as innocuous as a "restroom incident" is anything but ...
This week: Nothing goes together quite like a chainsaw-wielding idiot and a new pair of handcuffs. Also: a Russian man opts to steal a single bottle of wine the hard way, and we learn fun things about Viagra.
This week: frozen iguanas strike back, an entire family picnic in one man's pants and a flying car makes a trip to the dentist ...
This week: Yes, I'd like a chimichanga and a savings account, please. Also: one man's new tactic in the battle of airline baggage fees, and a TV crew's attempt to prank the TSA turns *them* into must-see TV ...
This week: The cutthroat world of camel beauty contests, testing electronic components by way of emergency dentistry, and what happens when Jesus doesn't take the wheel ...
This week: Helping your girlfriend? Good. Helping your girlfriend by way of a felony? Not so good. Also: four tons of oranges in a tiny, tiny car and a peacock that can't fly ... well, not on United Airlines, at least.
This week: a dog's love of pancakes leads to arson, why flight attendants are equipped with rubber gloves and why the best way to call for help usually doesn't involve burning underpants ...
This week: he is the very model of a fake Lieutenant General! Also a ridiculous amount of ingenious stupidity to circumvent zoning laws, and a battle in the the skies above us ... over flatulence ...
This week: There's fame and fortune to be had in taking off one's clothes, and not in the way you think! Also a woman escapes a shoplifting charge using the most ancient of primate instincts, and what happens when you mix up an elevator control panel with a urinal ...
This week: a brand new way in which Axe Body Spray is bad for you, when flying the friendly skies gets *too* friendly, and when snows fall, be sure to stock up on groceries ... just don't use a backhoe ...
This week: A casino pit stop by a driver for two prisoners turns out like you expect it would. Also the magic of make believe ends with an arrest and monster trucking: farm equipment style!
This week: Snapchat learns that Rihanna plays for keeps, the newest onesie attire for breaking and entering, and a one-man explosive assault on a chicken coop ...
This week: Luke from Rocked Reviews joins us for a McDonald's rampage, a one-legged plane crash and the first legitimate excuse for a cable outage ...
This week: The Easter Bunny teaches us about personal boundaries, the Lord is risen (and breaking into a Pizza Hut) and how to get yourself dis-invited to your brother-in-law's Thanksgiving dinner for eternity ...
This week: Why "which of us is drunkest" isn't a road game, the wrong way to get attention in an ER and the most expensive carrots ever thrown at an alligator ...
This week: If your phallic painting lasts more than 5 stories, see your doctor. Also: the fastest way to get arrested after stealing police uniforms, and probably the most disgusting reason ever to avoid knock-off cosmetics ...
This week: When it comes to disguises, you get what you pay for. Also: naked in the bath eating cheetos and a 12 year old who is grounded for the rest of history ...
This week: How to make your four-day jail sentence exponentially longer, when Caddyshack inspires exterminators and two naked people running around with a pit bull on their shoulders, because that's a thing that happens now ...
This week: mystery poopers? Exploding pee microwaves? 3000 bees in a car? Yeah, we got it all.
This week: Winnie the Pooh makes the inevitable leap to breaking and entering, an escape from zombies turns into grown-up bumper cars and a place where everyone has to take you seriously ... even if you're naked ...
This week: Monkeys in the airport, explosives on the highway and poop in the Tim Horton's! Oh god why!
This week: Another episode, another bear in a car. Also: Latin is a dead language but profanity is alive and well, and a man discovers a new meaning for "deep cleanse."
This week: The answer to "Why don't you like telling people you make videos on YouTube, Nash?" Also GTA + LSD = OMG, and the people waving orange flags on the road aren't cheering you on ...
This week: a soldier takes AWOL to a whole new level, never bring a rake to a hammer fight, and one dude who gets exactly what he was after ...
This week: Luke from Rocked Reviews joins us for the worst alternative to WebMD, why an exhaust pipe makes a lousy hat and a raccoon decides he needs a guy's leg ...
This week: Some good old fashioned Florida hood-surfing! Plus what happens when you combine a front loader with a DUI, and you may have been drunk, but have you ever been "Daughter of God" drunk?
This week: How to become the most hated man in Los Angeles with this one weird trick, an amateur Kool-Aid Man visits a Starbucks, and the best worst convenience store video you'll see all year ...
This week: another Splodey Day, another bunch of stupid stories! Also this week: a man gets eaten by a street, and another man does battle with aliens. Yeah, it's that kinda week ...
This week: Did you need a new reason to hate Paypal? We got you covered! Also a neighbor tries to settle a feud with a tractor, and does it could as "drinking and driving" if you only take sips at stop lights?
This week: the breakdown lane becomes optional, the flashing warning lights become an obstacle, and actually riding *in* the subway car becomes passé ...
This week: Can you hear me know? What about after I drive into the Verizon store? Also a man takes a wild alligator on a beer run, and another takes a shark for a walk in a baby stroller. Yes. Did I stutter?
This week: We learn about the bison: nature's Ford F150, and why you should not taunt one. Also: exactly what it takes to get banned from 7/11, and when missing an email marked "urgent" results in explosions ...
This week: What happens when a bird flips the bird, why you don't go naked in a Hibachi joint, and baby squirrel paternity is weird ...
This week: crane-climbing in the nude, getting so mad you forget you started a brawl in the 7/11, and why just steal a police car when you can steal a school bus for of passengers too?
This week: Giving to charity usually isn't a felony, but there's always exceptions. Also: "fake it til you make it" as applied to dentistry, and a whole new kind of fish eye lens ...
This week: A fundamental misunderstanding of GPS ankle bracelets, why you should save the vodka for after the cookies are baked and no, the police aren't going to help you find your illegal firearms ...
This week: post-hurricane looting is a serious affair (unless you're an idiot), the soothing sounds of Ipswich, and why you should hold your fire before taking aim at small clowns ...
This week: the impossibility of idiot-proofing, "measure twice, cut once" writ large in the form of a bridge collapse and why maybe we need to retire the GTA franchise ...
This week: Trouble in chicken restaurants, flagging down a plane the hard way and congratulations! You're having an explosion!
This week: A how-to video gets a little too authentic, a DEA administrator had one job (and blew it), and one man's attempt to fend off the feds turned into a Dollar Store Temple of Doom ...
This week: A unique way to confuse a shark, the dumbest way to lose $18.8 million in a matter of seconds, and want to unlock your front door? "I'm sorry, Dave, I can't do that ..."
This week: the most Canadian crime ever, why home booby traps are better on paper, and the people in charge of the President's helicopters have some issues ...
This week: Don't ever listen to a ghost named Bill, the Vatican discovers microtransactions and "National Treasure 3" is off to a rousing start ...
It's that time of year again! Nash and Tara countdown the top ten best of the worst of sexy Halloween costumes!
This week: Decorating with biohazards, frequent flier miles the hard way and horse racing: how hard can it be, right?
This week: A judge who loses an election takes his ball and goes home, why buying likes on Facebook doesn't translate to real people and a Croc, some crocs, and a crock ...
This week: Luke from Rocked Reviews joins us for a cloud of controversy, the horrible future of virtual reality and when "I want to speak to your manager" turns into the theft of a live lobster ...
This week: Prepare for consumerism battle! Also: when not to trust your GPS, how not to handle a bicycle altercation and the worst impromptu contraband hiding place you can imagine ...
This week: a woman tries to commit one crime and ends up guilty of another, the Oreo-Buttcrack Decathalon, and an unfortunate happening in the meat department ...
This week: Frosty melts a little early (with a little help from arson), a nine year old's new solution to cleaning their room and one animal lover who really knows how to take the show on the road ...
This week: One man, one grudge, and one gigantic finger. Also this week, an elementary class becomes CSI: North Pole, and a smell that is never, ever, ever EVER coming off ...
This week: Is it a rifle, or a oboe? Let's investigate! Also this week: two holiday thieves with terrible timing and when getting arrested for stolen chainsaws is the least of your problems ...
This week: Welcome, one and all, to the Rectalspective ...
This week: A robbery worthy of Scooby Doo, why genius ideas only come to the sober and a group of men in Florida seize their moment ... plus half a million dollars in tequila ...
This week: I hear you licking, but you can't come in! Plus: fifteen inches that are fooling no one, and when self-diagnosis goes a little too far ... and weird ...
This week: helpful hints to spot a bad journalism, the ultimate "what are you in for" story and a full accounting of how to get free stuff from very dumb companies ...
This week: Something's about to explode at the Taco Bell, and not the way you would expect. Also: the bedding aisle in one Walmart will never be the same, and does someone on the hood qualify you for the carpool lane ... ?
This week: why call a taxi when you can steal the pizza delivery car for free? Also a bank robbery tunnel is foiled by a pothole, and what happens when you combine a kid, fireworks, a sewer and a pocket of methane ...
This week: Objection! My lawyer is covered in bed bugs! Also a 66th birthday featuring mooning and playing chicken with cops, and what do you do when your getaway driver needs a five star review?
This week: A drunk and disorderly hat trick, golfing with friends (and then terrorizing the other golfers) and what not to do when you find a million dollar check from the IRS in your mailbox ...
This week: a man with two toilets and too much free time, why sometimes shopping online can save you legal trouble, and the most Florida mayor of all time ...
This week: An attempt to get out of jury duty backfires hardcore, a ten minute wait for crab legs ends in a utensil brawl and why sometimes it's better to just quit than stay at a job you hate ...
This week: When "What Not to Put in Your Luggage" goes pro, going too far for your Mickey Mouse memorabilia and the worst thing to forget when you board your plane ...
This week: when Facebook goes down, don't call the police. Also: new and exciting uses for a T-shirt cannon, and how to sink your own car on dry land ...
This week: Crime + Crime = Oh no, still crime. Also brave experiments in axe body spray and the best unintentional car commercial you'll see all week ...
This week: A lesson in consent, hallucination and rental cars, creative ways to lose your job (and go to jail), and a retirement aspiration for us all ... with crossbows and jetskis ...
This week: Remedial chainsaw storage etiquette, a muddy field meets the worst solution possible and what happens when an ATM meets a backhoe ...
This week: A cash machine fire of righteousness, a $29,000 investment you never want to actually touch and wowee ... folks, the last story has to be heard to be believed.
This week: UberEats, except with cops! Also how Facebook has ruined the concept of being on the run and how to ruin a food fight for everyone ...
This week: A man, a chimney, and a regret. Also the local neighborhood alligator stops by for a chat and a new twist on "tunnel of love" ...
This week: A remedial class in "where not to put the alligator," bringing new perspective to "never a borrower or lender be," and the world's hardest secret agent ...
This week: A giant mistake on a London tube, a giant mistake that is YouTube, and one man's unfortunate lesson in interstate commerce.
This week: A Lego kit with some extremely aftermarket blocks, "Gone In 60 Seconds" meets "Six Feet Under" and the logistic of putting a Telecaster in your pants ...
This week: an Instagrammer goes in for antique vandalism, a wedding crasher who hasn't seen the film and one man's terrible, horrible, no good very bad day. With balloons!
This week: I've heard of the one-armed bandit, but this is ridiculous. Also Amazon's two day guarantee doesn't say you'll get exactly what you ordered, and a kid with a magnetic appeal (and a huge hospital bill) ....
This week: Street brawls with horses, taking your ISP issues into your own hands and one Louisiana principal has a whole lot of explaining to do ...
This week: the keys to freedom could be as close as your grandfather's walker! Also we learn that among the many things Bitcoin can't buy is your dignity, and turning a pizza delivery truck into instant popularity (and a rap sheet) ...
This week: You really don't need to take off more than your shoes and your belt to get through the TSA, but that didn't stop this dude! Also this week: a petition to take a show off a streaming service works (kind of), and what do you do when there's tanks on the lawn ... ?
This week: More wasps than a Sunday brunch, the live-action Hamburglar reboot leaves something to be desired and why sometimes working two jobs will leave you with no job at all ...
This week: If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try until you're arrested again. Also when LARP gets a little too real, and why YouTube was a mistake.
This week: Can a baby bird leave a five star review on Uber? Also a real-life "Stand By Me" reboot and a date that ends up with a call to the Coast Guard ...
This week: It's a small world after all ... and you've been banned from it. Also a creative invocation of "It's not mine, I'm holding it for a friend" and a lawyer dropped from a tall building ... who unfortunately had a parachute.
This week:The most awkward souvenir to cram in your luggage, when Gatorade meets car repair and a boat, a brawl and a cursed clown ...
This week: the tweets are coming from inside the fridge. Also this week, "that's not mine" gets pushed to a new limit and the lord almighty lays his wrath upon a toilet ...
This week: how rom-coms have ruined society, a fighting style that no master could anticipate, and a new way to Pokemon Go ... to jail ...
This week: what goes 87 mph but can't reach the pedals? Find out! Also new and stupid uses for roman candles and we discover that no one is immune to crime ... not even the criminals ...
This week: On the eve of Hurricane Dorian, we have some important safety tips (like don't sail into the storm, idiot). Also this week: the dark and dire power of a Harry Potter wand, and some absolutely screwy antics. Literally. Screws.
This week: Two men find a way to go to jail for stealing dirt, a lesson in where not to go to satisfy a midnight craving for fried food, and Costco sells diamond rings. No, no punchline there, just kind of surprised.
This week: the happiest place on earth (to get banned from)! Also this week: you don't have to be faster than Area 51 security (just faster than the YouTuber next to you) and why a getaway vehicle you can outrun on foot might not be the best plan ...
This week: Luke from Rocked joins us for picking fights with bears, fending off angry camels and a fire at a clinic for bulls that makes Luke wish we had a poop story ...
This week: It's bears in school, deer in bathtubs and outdoor advertising gone wild! Dear lord what is this show ...
This week: Big trouble in the Big Lots ceiling, how not to play the flute and when spin cycles go horribly wrong ...
This week: Cheating the Lord at bingo, why you don't cut out the (illegal) middleman, and if you're going on a rampage, remember to take time out to shower ...
This week: New and horrific uses for toothpaste, cutting out the porch pirate middleman, and good ol' Segway Shenanigans ...
This week: One man "Let it Go" in a Target and now the toys have to be destroyed. Also this week: things to do in Kansas (hint: GTA) and how not to test new tires ...
The annual collection of the best of the worst costumes of things people should not find sexy returns ...
This week: It's the week after Halloween, which means it's time for the yearly blackface story! Plus one woman turns the Bronx Zoo into her own personal "circle of life," and more gender reveal shenanigans (with tannerite) ...
This week: Why the "bro code" doesn't work on speeding tickets, "fake it till you make it" gone horribly wrong and look! Up in the sky! It's a boy! It's a girl! No, it's a moron!
This week: A new South Dakota public awareness campaign gets way too much public awareness, the most expensive fire in Fort Lauderdale history, and climate change learns to embrace irony ...
This week: a dog, a car, and a stick shift. Plus a showing of Frozen 2 breaks out into a machete riot and one man's trip to court is littered with tears, explosions, and a terrible wardrobe ...
This week: Our yearly commerce battle begins anew! Also this week: a baby shower gift from Goodwill contains surprises and a story that will make you shudder every time you hear the word "frosting." #GOATWATCH2019
This week: the Bumpus Hounds are upon us (and our turkeys). Plus, how to get daddy to take the t-bird away before you ever lay hands on it, and fleeing the police is no laughing matter ... except when it is ...
This week: Holiday decorations to make Santa feel awkward, learning how your cat feels when they climb your Christmas tree and when you use so much air freshener that really, the explosion was just doing you a favor ...
This week: A toddler, a rock, thirty cars and a dream. Also a literal miracle of an interstate pileup, and sometimes you come home to find your house is gone ...
This week: It's the episode you've all been waiting for! Well, not "waiting," exactly. More like dreading. We talk about all the things that went in all the holes this year! Plus: an angry tortoise gets some Christmas payback, and a five year old girl becomes the holiday hero we deserve ...
This week: Saying "marry me" with fireworks sets off the wrong sparks, forging lottery tickets with super glue and a woman determined to get her sweet and sour, no matter the cost ...
This week: Yes. I know. I am aware of it. Thank you, yes, I know. I know. Also a couple dudes steal an airport bus, make a run for the Irish border and nobody has any idea why ...
This week: That Movie Chick guests host for a Florida hover-shoe bandit, a rock climber bereft of basic math and the absolutely worst decision anyone running late for a flight has ever made ...
This week: Hello, 911? I want a divorce! Also this week: a cell phone crook finds getting in is easier than getting out, and caution: falling iguanas ...
This week: When "they all look alike" can finally get someone in trouble, a freakout in the middle-aged dude toy store, and when you say "bring the gasoline on deck," that isn't what they meant ...
This week: "Truth in advertising" at inappropriate times, the home shop(lifting) network and clearing out odors the hard way ...
This week: Why you shouldn't get love advice from brands, a lawmaker struggles to grasp how am woman work, and what happens when Google Maps just simply doesn't like you ...
This week: The absolute wrong car to steal, another adventure in 911-as-customer-service, and That Doesn't Go There: the WebMD edition.
This week: Luke from Rocked joins us as a town in Italy takes the whole "water into wine" thing way too far, the anime "Bleach" has some surprising fans and Girl Scout Cookies are so good it's a crime ... in this case, literally ...
This week: A headline profile peace leads to schadenfreude, who not to call when you run out of toilet paper and a couple of thieves work harder, not smarter ...
This week: Pokemon Go ... to the hospital! Also a T-Rex costume lark at the worst possible time, and playing "Groundhog Day" with your local police ...
This week: A man in the UK takes a broad interpretation of "local pickup," a Subway franchiser's attempt at an "enterprising" promotion fails by a footlong and the things that really matter during a stay-at-home ... like arson ...
This week: How to get 300 tennants to organize a rent strike on accident. Also fun with swords and who is driving dog is driving how can this be?
This week: The Easter Bunny faces a new foe, the most expensive beer run in the world, and one man's live action game of Super Mario Brothers goes horribly wrong ...
This week: No shirt, no shoes, no contest, your honor! Also "baby on board" goes to the limit, and "no spoilers" gets a whole new meaning ...
This week: A lesson in how compound interest (doesn't) work, catfishing by way of the FBI and sometimes in life, a man in a gorilla costume will just barge into your home ...
This week: Spray tan-ness is next to godliness! Also a five year old sends out to buy a sports car and one dude has picked the perfect spot to ride this whole thing out ... no, not the pub ...
This week: A bull, an itch, and an 800 house power outage. Also this week: it's getting so's a man can't rob a store without getting his car stolen anymore, and we meet the most haunted woman in America!
This week: The FBI is on Twitter and they do not wish to be taunted. Also: Area Man faces consequences for actions (the horror) and a pair of thieves take the term "melonhead" too literally ...
This week: Want to get into IRL streaming? Wait until your probation's over, maybe. Also: racing your go-kart on the worst possible track and hey, who wants to hop in the cage and hug the bear?
This week: Monkeys violate the Geneva Conventions, a reverse Ferris Bueller's Day Off and a reason you'll never look at chopsticks the same way again ...
This week: The Golden Gate bridge attempts to summon the Old Ones, when it's not the word you don't say but the negative space AROUND the word, and USB is compatible with almost everything, but it has limits ...
This week: The difference between land mines and lawn flamingos, returning to the scene of the crime for the dumbest of reasons, and the Portuguese Cultural Centre in Winnipeg gets its moment in the spotlight ...
This week: A bizarre number of reruns! Swimming at the Bass Pro (again?), painting restoration by the hideously unqualified (again?!) and a final story to which all I can say is "prepare to clench."
This week: Homemade fireworks, just like mom used to make! Plus the worst meet-cute in history and what happens when your job suddenly turns into an action flick ...
This week: a racist beer bottle, when a pizza turns into a felony and please, don't drink on the electric fence ...
This week: what's three feet tall and costs $1200? You'd be surprised! Also yet another gender reveal party goes horribly wrong and what happens when you try to hire someone with a very particular set of skills yet can't read the fine print ...
This week: CELEBRATING 20 YEARS OF RADIO DEAD AIR! GOD HELP US! Candles in cars, when Batman goes bad and the secret pipeline to arm baboons ...
This week: Mickey Mouse signs tax refunds, KFC's Emancipation Day advertisement goes horribly wrong and nothing says "Florida" like hopping on a semi's windshield in the middle of the interstate ...
This week: A man is offered a free mask and responds with $1000 in property damage, when you really want to get in the last word (against the judge who sentenced you) and not only can't white men jump, they can't wear pants either ...
This week: "Get off my lawn" escalates to a .50 cal, a bank robbery results in a different kind of "clean" getaway, and when Pokemon Go meets Ok Boomer ...
This week: 2 + 2 = bridge collapse, donuts on I-95 and not the kind with sprinkles, and when nineteen centimeters is all it takes to make a pair of adults lose their everloving minds ...
This week: Who wants an ice cold can of refreshing hand sanitizer? Also: why it's not good to antagonize the Taco Bell while not wearing pants, and a holistic medicine that doubles as a fetish ...
This week: Goat solidarity, stupid human tricks with super glue, and is it a boy? Is it a girl? No! It's a SCORCHED EARTH!
This week: Not everything is "try before you buy," the greatest battle ever imagined (literally) and sometimes, the train catches you ...
This week: A potty emergency won't get you out of an arrest warrant, "Autopilot" doesn't mean "naptime" and just because you have nationalized health care doesn't mean you should risk your life for Snapchat ...
This week: The childhood covenant of "time out" is put to the test, the worst excuse to get out of homework and one man has found a way to cut the line for the Bad Place ...
This week: A trip to Baskin Robbins results in 31 flavors and a traffic stop, a man who is determined to get good at one particular crime no matter how many tries it takes, and SWEARROTS!
This week: The internet of things puts Mr. Happy on lockdown, a man becomes his own Streisand Effect and the cunning new plan vampires have developed for entering churches ...
This week: The prestigious New Yorker has a less-than-prestigious Zoom call, why research is essential before you harass a chicken plant online and maybe if you're going to do crimes you shouldn't write a song about it ...
This week: Steamed clams? Also actual garbage trucks on fire and the quickest way to make yourself the least popular man in Ireland ...
It's time once again for the best of the worst of provocative Halloween costumes! Why don't you just take a seat over here ...
This week: Officer, arrest that man! He didn't give me the magic I paid for! Also a dine and dash meets gravity, and the entirety of Florida-based US intelligence gets taken for a four million dollar ride ...
This week: Yup. That really happened. Also this week, what happens when you try to keep your U-Haul and usually when you go jump in a lake you don't take a truck along with you ...
This week: another priceless piece of Spanish art, another trainwreck of a restoration! Also why you can't just lay claim to anything you find on the side of the road and why maybe it's a good idea to wear a button-down to court ...
This week: Just because you filled out the form doesn't mean you always get to do the (stupid) thing. Also a robbery goes cold (ha!) and abandoning your car doesn't mean you aren't responsible for where you left it ...
This week: a completely different kind of mysterious monument, a unique strategy for eluding capture and who not to call for help while you're doing crimes ...
This week: This week: The one time when it's okay to wear a mask, and you take if off for the bank robbery?! Also you might need Jesus but Jesus doesn't need you, and "adjusting your pants" with a bang ...
This week: Flamethrower drones, cannibal sandwiches and overdraft meltdowns ...
This week: pandas on rollerskates, vultures meet cannonfire, and a GTA speedrun that went about as well as any GTA speedrun ...
This week: a 12 year old DJ becomes a legend, a mystery brain washes ashore and it's that time of year when we find out who put what in where ...
This week: A fundamental misunderstanding of robbery etiquette, why you don't run from the TSA after they already have your ticket and a man who desperately needs a hobby ...
This week: Why putting your phone in your back pocket isn't ideal in a robbery, things you shouldn't loudly announce to law enforcement and an airboat takes to the streets ...
This week: a lesson in parenting from the guy who stole your car, the worst first day at work ever and how one Japanese man became the God of Toilets ...
This week: If you drive to Jack in the Box in an ambulance, you're just cutting out the middleman. Also: the terrible things that lie in wait for you in Florida, and the most fired loss-prevention office in Kroger's history ...
This week: Maybe finish arguing your case in front of the judge before you get to the fornication. Also when tax breaks go horribly wrong and a six million dollar jacket ...
This week: An emergency alert asks residents to be on the lookout for possessed dolls, the ultimate in "that's not mine, officer" and if you think your landlord is bad then do we have a story for you ...
This week: Firearm? Shower curtain rod? Same thing! Also this week: when fake IDs go wrong, and what happens when the guy who stole your truck is in the LAPD? Well, stupid things, actually ...
This week: You'll find amazing things at a thrift store ... some of them felonies! Also when your job is robbery maybe you should nap before you head to work, and the ridiculous lengths two old white dudes go through to prove you're not the boss of them ...
This week: A novel approach to "gotta catch 'em all," hustle culture takes a turn for the worse and it turns out your coworkers really don't like when you throw fire at them, who knew ...
This week: a Whopper of a social media disaster, Bath and Body Works adds a new "B" for "Beatdown," and we all learn a little something about anatomy and trampolines ...
This week: Pastrami on rye, hold the firearms! Also a man gives officers a unique form of identification and a test drive turns into a long, slow series of idiotic failures ...
Thank you all for your patience and support as we care for our dog Loki with his initial cancer diagnosis. This week: "It's Nerf or nothin" takes on a whole new meaning, the most popular name in Taiwan becomes "Salmon" and it seems that Pennywise has moved to Florida ...
This week: My "I was there for the insurrection" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt. Also how YouTube cooking tutorials brought down a fugitive and the absolute worst pizza to go to jail over ...
This week: We're all in terrible danger ... April Fools! Also it doesn't matter how much you spent to go to Disneyland if you're bringing your entitlement with you, and how "I need documents" turned into "I'm risking my life on an illegal ski trip" ...
This week: We're back! Thank you for all your patience during a difficult time. And now here's a bumbler on Bumble, a very weird cop who needs to learn how to shop online and a stolen Doritos truck!
This week: A man gets so mad at customer service that he receives a visit from the FBI, when your temper gets the better of you (and the garbage bags of contraband in your trunk) and sometimes, man ... sometimes you just want eggs, man.
This week: Steal one car, shame on me. Steal another car in less than an hour ... Also this week, a homecoming queen turns out to have hacked her way into the crown and a funeral for an ex-boyfriend turns into an impromptu Frogger LARP ...
This week: "How do you do, fellow kids?" comes to life in the saddest way possible, we take a trip to the Nimrod Bar (no really that's the actual name I'm not kidding) and a couple try to get their stolen truck back with an imaginary baby ...
This week: A woman "test drives" every car on the lot (and they all have to be sanitized), "when the edibles kick in" takes on an explosive new meaning and forcing a plane to land for the want of a phone charger ...
This week: Luke from Rocked joins us to look at a man who could make a Homeowner's Association seem chill, a woman who takes a walk on the wild side (by jumping in the monkey enclosure) and you will never regret as much in your life as you will stealing a military vehicle ...
This week: Dominic Noble joins us to look at why criminals need literacy, an ill-thought advertisement becoming fertile ground for conspiracy and the new "fecal theory" of political discourse ...
This week: We discover our biggest fan ever (yes that's a pun no I'm not sorry), why you probably shouldn't hand the police your contact info as you're flying a plane directly at a crowd and probably the worst place to hide while evading authorities ...
This week: a bank accidentally gives a customer one billion dollars and she can't reach customer service to return it, when you try to conceal your stolen U-Haul but you don't even cover the logo, and when even $15 an hour isn't enough to deal with what the customers have done ...
This week: If you're calling to ask why the police didn't arrest you, you're probably getting arrested. Also it's important when stealing a boat to consider if the body of water it occupies has an exit, and one man's fury over dipping sauce becomes a felony ...
This week: Luke from Rocked joins us and immediately regrets it. A woman decides to join a parade with her tractor, whether they want her to or not. Also: when someone takes "baby, you're a firework" way too literally and what happens when your side gig on Amazon turns into a town-evacuating emergency ...
This week: The ol' game of "that doesn't go there" gets explosive, living in the perfect time to wear a mask and still screwing it up, and stopping in the middle of crimes to grab a Big Mac ...
This week: Winning an internet arguement by leaking classified documents, a novel way to close Knott's Berry Farm early and when dad jokes go horribly wrong ...
This week: The show's 21 years old, and yet it's the audience who wants a drink! We have cartoon hijinks brought (badly) into the real world, "the dog did it" only it's mass destruction and a would-be good Samaritan is caught on camera being a bad egg ...
This week: "I wonder what's inside your butthole" takes a dark turn, maybe don't rob the bank where you're a regular customer and who needs lawnmowers when you can just use fire?
This week: Acting a fool at 30,000 feet (complete with duct tape), a Florida man finds a spiny surprise in his bathroom and can you intimidate a jaguar? No. No, you cannot.
This week: Never bring a refrigerator to a gunfight. Also the cutthroat world of Digimon heists and if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in jail ...
This week: Find out how incredibly stupid your personal pharmacist might be! Also fun with mystery chemicals and trying to use the Magna Carta as a pretext for claiming Edinburgh Castle several centuries after the fact ...
This week: is that a cell phone in your pocket or are you pants going to explode? Also the worst HR manager in history, and when something smells good at the storage facility it's time to alert the authorities ...
This week: Tell me you failed preschool without telling me you failed preschool. Also an entirely different kind of "indecent proposal" and a man flees in terror from his own CD player ...
This week: A teacher completely fails her understanding of both Rosa Parks and iodine, landmines in Florida and when they said you could plug the cable in no matter which side was up this isn't what they meant ...
This week: a FedEx driver discovers the power of FA/FO, a day out of jail finds a man asleep atop a pile of chicken fingers and you can't regulate online morality with explosives and polka dots ...
This week: 911 is not for potty emergencies, sir. Also when you have to move a plane but you also want to get home early and no, it's not a repeat, the gamers leaked classified documents again ...
This week: A man uses 911 for a less-than-savory kind of self care, a front loader proves to be a poor accomplice to robbery and stealing a helicopter? How hard could it be?
This week: When you're trying to make a quiet getaway, maybe don't bring the machete and the clown mask. Also when the telemarketers are so bad you get declared a missing person, and the $57,000 Pokemon felony ...
It's that time again! Nash and Tara look at the best of the worst of provocative costumes from this horrible year of our lord 2021 AD!
This week: Sure as night follows day, after every Halloween comes the report of a single horrible costume choice. Also this week, maybe steal the getaway vehicle that actually has a means of propulsion and don't make me drunk. You wouldn't like me when I'm drunk ...
This week: When there's a guy without pants stuck in your walls, who you gonna call? Also the worst possible reaction to trick-or-treaters and a solution for cobwebs that actually solved the need for homeowners' insurance ...
This week: Always remember not to use correction fluid on your "death certificate." Also getting way too excited about mediocre pizza and why you should always wear shoes in the airport ...
This week: A dine-and-dasher who doesn't know how to dash, Dunning-Kruger meets MacGyver and a story that might keep you from ever ordering delivery again ...
This week: Straw gathers, and now my watch begins: the Gävle Goat has risen again! Luke from Rocked joins us! Also this week, Black Friday returns in hideous new form, and he thrusts his fists against the hood because his brain is not that good ...
This week: We find out why "St. Patrick: The Home Game" was a poor holiday gift, how using a fake arm won't let you bypass a mandate and why a flamethrower is a poor negotiation tool ...
This week: 48 is the new 22, and if you doubt it we've got proof. Plus we found the one person in America who loves Wendy's fries and why giving a false name when you run from your big rig in your birthday suit probably won't work ...
This week: sad news for goat fans, good news for humanity! Also trying to block dangerous radio waves with good ol' ionizing radiation, and if you didn't get your presents this year it might be because the FedEx guy dumped them in the woods ...
This week: It's the Rectalspective! We find out who put what in where in 2021, and the results are as horrifying as they are hilarious ... okay maybe more horrifying than hilarious ...
This week: welcome to 2022, the brands are thirsty! Also cosplay done wrong and how not to request sick leave ...
This week: a pair of cops are forced to Pokemon Go on unemployment, the Santa Claus LARPers strike again and when test driving a card somehow turns into public nudity ...
This week: When you can't get your deposit back, pulling out sharp objects rarely improves a situation. Also re-arranging selfies on a car that's going down, and when fleeing the police it's important to have a complete breakfast ...
This week: Just how exactly can you shoplift a guitar in your pants? Let's find out! Also when you go from X-Ray to NFT, that spells "malpractice," and we discover that loudly haggling for children in the Walmart checkout is a pretty bad idea ...
This week: New and exciting innovations in fishing, the raging debate over whether or not Scotland is a country (it is, shut up) and when your limo with the dance pole goes into the creek, it's GoFundMe time!
This week: If you're going to steal someone's identity, make sure they don't have an arrest warrant. Also a driver ignores traffic warnings and goes on an aquatic adventure, and the last story this week is just a super deluxe extra with everything. Including a forklift.
This week: nothing says "Valentine's Day" like snitching to the cops! Also a bored museum security guard uses stupidity to get some excitement, and no officer, that's not my alligator. I'm just holding it for a friend ...
This week: We've got a mugshot for the all time hall of fame, a fourteen year old seeking a hitman and homemade Mormon rocket fuel. What more could you want?
This week: He didn't try to sink the boat, he conducted a special submerging operation. Also getting time off from work for maternity leave is great (unless you made up the entire baby) and probably one of the worst places ever to put a double-A battery and if you know this show no not there no not there either yes it went there I know I'm sad too.
This week: another holiday, another brand stepping on a social media rake. Also a woman attempts to shoot Target under par, and an X-ray that will give you screaming nightmares ...
This week: I've heard of stealing everything not nailed down, but this is ridiculous. And the mayor. Also a Tik-Tok + Tesla = totaled, and a discussion about pickles you'll wish we never had.
This week: If you're going to scream at Will Smith, make sure you're screaming at the right Will Smith. Also a woman attempts to get a fast food employee sent to chicken jail, and a robbery that probably ended up sounding like a Korn album ...
This week: Why get one inoculation against a virus when you can get the same one eighty-seven times? Also a British Bobby playing with his helmet and a reminder that a naked guy can hop right onto an airport tarmac but be sure you take your shoes off at the gate ...
Did someone get crushed by a huge freakin guy? We'll find out! Also "Putin made me do it" doesn't work with speeding tickets and how do you know if a dude has a sword in his cane? He'll tell you ...
This week: Impersonating a cop for $1 off a burger at Wendy's is no way to go through life, son. Also how to fail your learner's permit while also being haunted for the rest of your life, and "no shirt, no shoes, no service" doesn't mean you do it yourself ...
This week: It's not the crash that gets you, it's the sudden FAA investigation at the end. Also we introduce you to the phrase "novelty grenades" and when you're trying to pretend to be a cop it helps not to pull over a marked police cruiser ...
This week: Maybe learn to drive stick before you drop three quarters of a million on a car? Also what's most probably the most Alabama of all crimes, and you know what every airport loves? Unexploded munitions!
This week: Luke joins us for a overly curteous lawnmover thief, a middle school coach with a truck and poor judgement, and there's something on the wing of the plane! Again! Again again!
This week: When you're driving around with stolen tags, you should do normal things like pumping gas into the bed of a pickup. Also this week: a man thinks he's discovered a novel political solution (he hasn't) and Johnny Cash like you've never seen him before!
This week: A two year old decides he wants all the cheeseburgers and gets them, a beauty store has a cleanup on aisle "nope," and please excuse me from jail Mr. Police, I have a note from my President ...
This week: Someone creamed the Mona Lisa and now we're demonetized. Also spiritual cleansing at a Mexican restaurant (sans pants), and hundreds gather once again to determine who is the one true Josh ...
This week: There's a reason we left riding down the river on a makeshift raft in the 19th century. Also when you try to return a car to the dealer make sure it has all four wheels, and one man's tantrum reshapes the course of art history ...
This week: Luke from Rocked fills in this week for a jet ski thief who forgot a crucial maritime crime requirement, damaging historic tourist sites on the cheap and a surprise visit from above to a church service isn't actually the second coming ...
This week: We revisit the world's greatest hotbed of international military espionage, which is also a freaking video game forum. Also an Australian teen entrepreneur in the world of farm to ... er, "table" delivery and one man racks up an entire lifetime of fender benders in a single night ...
This week: If you're gonna steal, maybe public transportation is not the best getaway method. Also spirits order a man to burn down his boss' house and a dad fights the police with construction equipment ...
This week: Videotaping this arson was the best idea we ever had! Also an art forger is tripped up because they just couldn't help being a butthead, and the annual cavalcade of fireworks stupidity ...
This week: Luke joins us for a long delayed "I told you so," a gaslighter who forgot the existence of screenshots and why you shouldn't just jump down any random vent opening you find ...
This week: Dominic Noble joins us this week as we look at just how much unsolicited nudes make people hate you, an innovative new marketing technique involving teddy bears and pitchforks, and an Australian town has trouble telling the difference between a pot farm and the apocalypse ...
This week: Vengence is a dish best served cold, but not to the wrong address. Also this week, discouraging cropdusters by way of a shotgun is a bad plan and one grandmother's memorial stands tall and errect for eternity ...
This week: A music critic with a bottle and a firearm, a Walmart shopper with a bottle and a scooter, and an idiot with an amulance and a Whataburger drive thru ...
This week: Just when you thought you'd heard every horrifying concept we bring you "illegal autopsies." Also an excevator thief leaves police trudging slowly to catch up with him, and the rudest Canadian in the world ...
This week: How many thousands of calls to the police does it take to get arrested? Let's find out! Also a Taco Bell gets an unexpectedly fleshy delivery at the drive-thru window and if this ferris wheel's a rockin', don't come a knockin' ...
This week: We've seen dozens of passengers fighting on planes lately, but what happens when the people fighting are the pilots? Also two women with a vendetta against soup and people I swear to you one of the absolute worst stories we've ever had on this show ...
This week: Welcome to the spin-to-win dystopia! Let's see if you can afford to keep you lights on! Also probably the first time we've seen someone try to rob a bank with fishing gear and oh lord son do not threaten to put your plane into the Walmart ...
This week: If you ask the cops to arrest you, chances are they actually will. Also a traffic stop turns into a one-sided swordfight, and have you ever wanted to be lazy so bad you ended up working on the railroad?
This week: Come watch a man spill a massive load (on the highway)! Also we meet the teenage lord of the long-distance relationship, and if you're going to fence stolen TVs maybe wait until after you've left the Walmart parking lot ...
This week: When you start a fistfight on a plane, the seat-belt demonstration gets a little weird. Also one criminal becomes the poster child for synchronicity and a twelve year old with a fire extinguisher and more swagger than most of us will ever muster ...
This week: Dominic Noble joins us for a boss who won't let a hurricane stop her company from shipping out junk mail, when reading comprehension and driving skills fail to cooperate and if you're going to forge a giant check, maybe don't work at the bank ...
This week: Usually people grow out of burying toys in the sand, but one man did it with two stolen racecars! Also this week, trying to get a job with law enforcement gets a little complicated when you're wanted by the police and an American tourist goes popping off at the Pope by way of smashing priceless artifacts ...
This week: When it comes to explosions it's not the size, it's how you fail to use it. Also "Compounding the Error: Power Saw Edition" and yes officer I'm drunk but my horse isn't ...
This week: One woman likes her cops likes she likes her coffee: covered in bees! Also one of the most epic wrong numbers in the history of telephones and when nostalgia for Night Court strays too far into a real courtroom ...
It's that time again! We once again look at the best of the worst of the hottest costumes for this Halloween, and my god have mercy on our souls ...
This week: Horror at the ice cream shop! Terror in the corn maze! Stupid bosses in Pasadena! It's a nitwit Halloween!
This week: It's the week after Halloween, and someone always dresses as one of two terrible things. Guess which! Also this week a man tries to get a weapon through the TSA using a chicken as a holster and Palmer Luckey's newest VR idea is making your brain explode! Literally!
This week: The one crime a cop can't commit: stealing Pokemon! Also you've heard of re-possession, but what about re-re-possession? And finally the most satisfying road rage incident you will ever hear about. Trust me.
This week: a Georgia man discovers the "law" part of election law, a mugshot for the all time hall of fame and just because you apologize to the cops doesn't mean you're not getting arrested ...
This week: The Goatwatch begins anew! Will it survive? Will it burn? We'll bring you all the thilling goat arson action! Also this week: cruising for a bruising at a Santa parade and I promise you that Jesus does not want you to open the plane door, sweetie ...
This week: The saddest "do you know who I am" ever complete with biting and kicking, why pride in your work shouldn't extent to being on a most wanted list, and someone go bail out grampa he's gone on a bender and wrecked a hotel again ...
This week: The worst RPG class to LARP is "underwear gnome." Also this week, "Sir, this is a Wendy's" now applies to bank robbery and an 18 year old discovers that looking cool is less important than not being on fire ...
This week: You steal from De Niro's Christmas tree, you find out what happened to Hoffa. Also this week, an Amazon driver ends up waylaid by a carjacking Grinch and if you shoot a Little Caesars manager's shoe you're going on the naughty list ...
This week: It's that most magical time of the year, when we figure out who put what in where! Luke Spencer and Dominic Noble join Nash for our annual rectalspective in an amazing threesome! Wait ...
This week: For the holidays, one medical center gave their patients the gift of massive anxiety! Also a PT Cruiser gets what it truly deserves and as usual a man impersonating law enforcement just has to make their persona a little too special ...
This week: "911 is not customer service" gets taken to a new level as a pair of burglars use it as a moving service. Also a porch pirate tries out a distinctive look and if you're going to do arson, try not to do it to yourself ...
This week: An AI Vtuber indulges in what could generously be called "revisionist history," why you shouldn't leave your kitchen appliances on a train and maybe before you call time of death you should probably check for a pulse ...
This week: Go home wine truck, you're drunk. Also the TSA gets all upset just because a man tries to bring an anti-tank rifle in his luggage and an object example of why you do not mess with archangels ...
This week: When this guy takes the bus, he REALLY takes the bus. Also a man curious what his friends will say when he's dead decides to find out, and an object lesson on mass, force, Jeeps and ATMs ...
This week: The Goonies, a dead fish, a yacht and the coast guard. You figure it out. Also this week a naked maniac in a hotel has us wondering where he got the plunger and the Lord Almighty tells the smartest man in the world to take a Ferrari for a swim ...
This week: Embezzlement, the Walmart way! Also a teacher's creative idea to get a day off might bring him federal charges and a man who stole monkeys and a leopard, and he'd friggin do it again ...
This week: A man opts to spend his golden years yelling the F-word at 911, using firearms to demand a McDonald's cookie and a foolproof way to keep people from stealing your stuff: arson!
This week: Are the biscuits at Popeye's really "Ram your SUV into the restaurant" good? Also attempting to storm a cockpit for a cocktail, and trying (and failing) to beat a train with an eighteen-wheeler ...
This week: The paradox of using a fire truck to start a fire. Also the perils of approaching the TSA with a sense of humor and why calling 911 isn't going to save you from bright lights in the sky ...
This week: Despite what you may have been told, boxing films don't require audience participation. Also the American relationship between crime and taxes, plus if you're using a Tesla as your getaway vehicle, maybe charge it before the crime ...
This week: Sometimes, love is getting the Walmart evacuated so the police don't arrest your boyfriend. Also this week, drunk driving your way onto a military base and if you're going to set up a sister city in another nation, make sure the city and nation even exist ...
This week: If you're going to go shoplifting, it's probably a good idea not to shoplift your getway vehicle as well. Also this week, a man explores the beautiful canals of Venice by way of a three-story belly flop and "volunteer firefighter" doesn't mean you can just jump on the truck (especially if you're naked) ...
This week: We learn why home insulation makes a terrible place to hide from police, that threatening a sheriff online will mean consequences (go figure) and finally we learn that scamming a high school teacher for thousands of dollars is as simple as namedropping Elon Musk ...
This week: Fully grown adult human beings compete with toddlers for candy and prizes, and it goes about as well as you'd expect. Also this week, mixing your job and your side hustle gets complicated when you're a first responder, and sometimes in life there's just gonna be a moose ...
This week: Prison, noun: a place they're going to send this idiot. Also this week, a man dumps his entire family's savings on the highway with predicable results and why googling "hitman jobs near me" might not be the best way to go about becoming an assassin ...
This week: We discover the definition of the word "rhinolith" and you're going to hate it. Also this week we explore the Kool Aid Man home rennovation technique and if you can dodge a truck, you can dodge a ball ...
This week: Calluna fills in this week where we have public indecency as a home remedy, a package sent to the wrong address ends up sending a man to jail and trying to seek vengence on grade schoolers is not a good look ...
This week: the Coronation of King Charles featured some surprise artwork, maybe don't hide the fact you dropped out of college by faking your own kidnapping and there's a million ways to say "I love you" but we found the worst one ...
This week: Why "ceiling crawl space" is almost always a misnomer, why your smuggling plan should focus on commiting to the bit and when stealing a vehicle maybe don't boost a five ton military truck ...
This week: When the judge says "stop driving," he means "immediately" and not "just after you crash into something else." Also this week, Spirit Airlines gets a lesson on what is and is not part of America and we discover enough fireworks and boredom can sent a toilet to the center of the earth ...
This week: A bear stole sixty cupcakes. That's as many as six tens, and that's terrible. Also a multimillionaire attempts to escape prison by way of yachts, castles and other criminals (which goes as well as you'd expect) and what happens when a very self-important government official drops his phone in a reservoir ...
This week: If you're already in trouble for stealing a police car, why not steal another one? Also we find out that banks have absolutely no sense of humor and when it comes to wreaking havoc in a museum, dumb, uh, finds a way ...
This week: No Uber? No problem! Just steal a backhoe! Also we discover the perils of trusting your GPS include being arrested in Canada and why ideally your attempt at burglary shouldn't include ramming into the building with a car ...
This week: A naked example of raw politics on display (and then some), a hot dog that came with a side of snow and when your ex has moved on, maybe try therapy before you resort to a bomb threat ...
This week: Funny how "never get out of the boat" works just as well for Disneyland as it does for Vietnam. Also, airpods are neat and all but are you really going to steal from the dead to afford them? And we also find out there's many ways to invoke the Lord's ire but this is probably the first time He's been directly involved in wage theft ...
This week: Remember how Han Solo dumped his cargo at the first sign of an Imperial patrol? Okay, it's like that but also with a nuclear reactor. Also why you can't escape the police by hopping aboard a vehicle that only goes in a long circle and how you can end up in an heap of trouble over one little balloon ...
This week: When the Trail of Tears meets a 4th of July parade you just know something stupid's afoot. Also if you've already lost your license that's a good sign the bus driver will do a better job than you, and "I didn't know it was that old" is probably not the best excuse for vandalizing the Roman Colosseum ...
This week: More kids defacing ancient historical monuments? Is this a Tiktok trend or something? Also: when robbing a bank, maybe put your manners on the back burner for a second and when you've already crashed your car twice maybe don't play chicken with an ambulance ...
This week: If you're going to use a brain scan to prove you're not competent to stand trial, don't just copy one from Google Images. Also this week, why stealing personalized cakes does 9/10s of the police's job for them and stealing a fire truck doesn't make you a volunteer firefighter ...
This week: Ever notice how a Lamborghini looks like a little wedge? One driver sure did! Also a Riker's inmate attempts escape using the same logic as an Elder Scrolls game and some people commit more felonies before dawn than you do all day ...
This week: Sometimes flights are held up by the weather. Sometimes it's bad scheduling. And sometimes it's a bear! Also this week, if they don't read you your rights are you really under arrest? (Yes.) And if you're going to go on a hundred mile per hour chase with the police, maybe don't do it in a Google Street View car ...
This week: If you're trying to haul away $300k of Magic The Gathering cards, maybe leave the merch promoting your own game at home. Also this week, being naked and flooding the emergency room probably isn't going to go over well with your insurance provider and a whole bunch of cars smashing into a whole lot of things for a whole lot of dumb reasons ...
This week: We've got a story about law enfocement stealing Pokemon cards from a big box mart; sounds like a rerun, but nope it happened again! Also we discover why live action Mario Kart is a lot less fun than it sounds (especially when the cops show up), and if you're standing naked next to a busted open pipe on the eleventh floor then yeah, you're probably the main suspect for who flooded the entire apartment building ...
This week: "You got your diesel in my regular" is not in fact two great tastes that go great together. Also this week, home product testing is fine but it's not for bulletproof vests and "finders keepers" does not apply to random bags of money you find on the sidewalk ...
This week: Spreading love is wonderful, but maybe your good tidings would be enhanced by wearing pants. Also a company that makes parts for 737s decides to wing it (ha) and maybe don't put your illegal street racing online. And under your own instagram account. With your fake license plates.
This week: A floating human hamster wheel takes the Coast Guard on a ride with a dark turn, a Clearwater Hyatt neglects to inform its guests of a hurricane evacuation and if you're going to ditch your ankle monitor have the decency to at least pay for the bolt cutters ...
This week: Disney has a whole new kind of "Country Bear Jamboree" on its hands, a man holds three people hostage over a Little Caesers Pizza (I know right) and a man tries to take on Walmart the only way he knows how: with a stolen excavator.
This week: You got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them, and learn when to fake an incurable illness! Also this week, an Oklahoma judge stages his own performance of "Dredd" in the dumbest way possible and if you ever drop your Apple Watch in an outhouse let it go because man, it's gone!
This week: Lots of Americans have multiple jobs, but few of them involve gunfire at a fast food joint! Also this week, how to properly lie about being attacked by a bear and when an arguement results in your husband clinging to the hood of you car you might be beyond couple's therapy ...
This week: A woman brings back some very unique organic souveniers from Africa, a man from Florida's Villages finds a new way to be an upstanding pillar of the community and when caught in the Walmart for stealing an old lady's credit card, you know what won't make it better? Pepper spray!
This week: Just because you're too dim to understand how grand theft auto works doesn't mean you can't be arrested for it. Also a pilot with a penchant for dropping tomatoes on one woman's house and if you ever wondered if there was something worse than graverobbing, wonder no more ...
This week: Find out what happens when you're not home and a demolition company gets the address wrong. Also this week: road rage is a little less easy to explain away if you do it while running three simultaneous cameras, and one man decided to turn a teddy bear into a whole slew of felonies ...
This week: Have you ever wanted to be in a heist? Well, we found one you'd probably refuse! Also this week we see what happens when you won't allow your charter boat to be inspected (hint: bad things) and if you ever find yourself uttering the phrase "you can't take me to jail" you're about to discover that you're usually very wrong ...
It's time one again for the best of the worst of this year's "sexy" costumes! Oh good lord why is this happening!
This week: We find out how to get a head at the thrift shop! Also this week we find out what happens when you don't represent yourself but your lawyer still ends up with a fool for a client, and someone finally asks the question: "Why was this guy naked?"
This week: If you're gonna steal cars in Washington DC, make sure you're not boosting an unmarked Secret Service vehicle. Also this week, why you shouldn't solve neighborhood problems with mortar shells and one of the weirdest promotions ever: "Glocks and Grins!"
This week: How can you get locked up in a jail that isn't even a working jail anymore? We'll find out! Also this week, the most expensive and dangerous tool kit in the world and the unearned confidence it takes to climb a 13,000 foot ridge in a snowstorm wearing with barely a hoodie ...
This week: If your answer to what blocks x-rays is "bread," maybe don't go into smuggling. Also this week, maybe don't fall asleep with the turkey frier running the kitchen and getting naked at "It's a Small World" sets yourself up for all of the jokes ...
This week: The Gävle Goat is back, and now our watch begins! Also this week, an escaped kangaroo with a real dislike of authority, a brand new meaning for Pringles "Once you pop, you can't stop," and if you're going to quit your job as a prison van driver, maybe wait until you've dropped off the prisoners first ...
This week: Canadians appear to be slowly replacing hockey with Pokémon, but keeping the fistfights. Also this week we discover that "USB" isn't supposed to be THAT universal, and name something you shouldn't take in an MRI machine. Here's a hint: BANG!
This week: Maybe 4/20 isn't the best day to rob a bank. Also this week, a man's customer service frustrations don't take him to his destination but do take him to a federal felony, and you probably shouldn't decide to drive yourself to the airport right in the middle of your Uber ride ...
This week: Does it count as kidnapping if it's our Lord and Savior? Also a Bass Pro Shop faces an existential crisis when a customer goes fishing inside the store and the obvious solution when you're in trouble for stealing a pack of smokes is to burn your own house down ...
This week: Yes everyone, it's time to find out what things went in what holes for reasons no one can fathom, as well as probably the most baffling Goatwatch conclusion we've had since we started watching Gävle for the holidays ...
This week: The party doesn't stop on New Years Day! Why not spice it up with a little nude breaking and entering? Also this week, the worst way anyone has ever attempted to get out of jury duty and somebody done gone swimming in the Bass Pro Shop aquarium again ...
This week: There's going back to the scene of the crime, and then there's going back of the scene of the crime to do the same crime again! Also this week, what happens when your horrible pick up lines result in federal charges and when the boss says "go fill the skid loader with gas" they don't mean "go joust against the police in a Home Depot parking lot" ...
This week: You ever get so bored you go out and tape a fish to every single ATM in town? Also this week, maybe don't call in a bomb threat on a phone you just found in the Walmart bathroom and watching porn in a Waffle House parking lot leads to a robber getting scattered, smothered, covered, and busted ...
This week: If you're gonna steal a car, maybe don't snag the one that's behind two inches of tempered glass. Also this week, who knew you could rob a bank just by asking nicely and if you say "bomb" on the plane then as a treat you get to see some F18's really up close ...
This week: Want to buy a brand new Porsche in Florida? Just make a cashier's check in Photoshop, nobody cares! Also this week, threatening to commit a felony against your ex just because she turned off your Netflix password and the latest in customer advocacy: driving back to the store in a freaking tank!
This week: Ever wanted to just give up and drive into the ocean? One man did! Also this week, an indecency suspect finds that lube is also great for escaping handcuffs and one cop's epic gun battle against a single acorn ...
This week: Recycling is a great idea, but when it comes to recycling Valentine's gifts from someone else's lawn it's less great. Also this week, maybe calling the cops to investigate a burglary at your criminal base of operations is a bad call, and if you're gonna steal a car, why not steal ten Corvettes at the same time?
This week: If at first you completely fail to con a car dealership out of millions, try try again! Also this week, we discover how competitive Christmas tree tossing can get you tossed off of a disability scam, and maybe if your current boyfriend wants you to graffiti his ex's police car you should look for a new boyfriend ...
This week: Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is 14 counts of arson for setting your apartment bathroom on fire. Also this week, a man trying to steal a self-driving car doesn't understand that he's already failed and how to ensure you'll never ever get to rent a car for the rest of your life ...
This week: Did you think all those town council meeting on "Parks and Rec" were made up? Not exactly. Also there are some things you should leave to the professionals ... like arson! And all it takes is a car and some recreational substances to become Bad Driver Batman ...
This week: Do you really need to impersonate a federal officer just to harass a Waffle House? Also this week, just because you swore to tell the whole truth doesn't mean you have to tell the WHOLE truth and if you're going to ride around with an entire pharmacy in your trunk maybe practice a little defensive driving ...
This week: A man tries to stowaway on a flight by trying to steal a little girl's seat just so he wouldn't have to fly standby, a gaggle of tow truck drivers have an all out brawl at the McDonald's and if you love weird stuff going in wrong holes we have a helluva show for you ...
This week: Monkey gangs in Thailand lead to police crackdowns and arrests (you heard me), a FedEx driver makes a special delivery to one customer's living room the hard way, and "volunteer firefighter" doesn't mean "owns your own garden hose" and "gets to call dibs" ...
This week: How is it that not only do we have another 9 year old stealing a car, but this time it's actually for a reason that makes sense? Also this week, we give you a reason to never drink from a fountain again and if you're going to fake your death, maybe "to get out of child support" is a bad reason ...
