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Arthur

I watched the more recent remake when it first came out and it was tolerable.I wanted to check this out thinking that the original would have had to be at least as, if not more entertaining. 10 minutes in and I cannot bear to listen to this man cackle one more time. I get that the drunken laughing is supposed to be annoying but it's too much. It gave the movie more of an over the top stage performance of what someone who has never been drunk would assume an obnoxious drunk person behaves like. I don't think I can make it to the end of this trainwreck.

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Disenchantment: 2x20 Bean Falls Apart

In my heart of hearts when I saw Freckles take the boys to Steamland, I really hoped that we weren't about to revisit the whole "kidnapped by the freakshow" thing again . Didn't we just go through this with Elfo? Also I can't be the only one getting sick of Dagmar reappearing at the end of every Part / Season . This show gets exhausting with how much they like to milk a story line and drag it out... and now recycling story lines that were tired to begin with is too much, sigh.

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Disenchantment: Season 2

my God they really drag story lines out and take them round in circles. King Zog's madness is just exhausting. So is Odval's quest to overthrow him. Season 2 feels like watching a telenovela.

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Pulse

I don't get the hype. I honestly haven't been so bored by a horror in a long time.

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Servant: 4x10 Fallen

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BlockedParent2023-03-17T22:11:10Z— updated 2023-04-06T09:36:24Z

What the hell was that? As I'd predicted, they rushed through the ending, barely gave us any answers and then left a foolish cliff hanger at the end, as if to leave a foot in the door to have a spin off. No. Just No! After the first two seasons, I felt like I was suffering from stockholm syndrome with this show, a willing hostage of its endlessness. However, now that it has come to an end, I feel both unfulfilled, like I just wasted the past few years on it and I also feel a sense of relief that it is over. I keep giving M. Night chance after chance but, I don't understand the hype behind his horrors. The first season was strange and creepy and kept me captivated as I wanted answers. But, it was all downhill from there. Anyway, I'm just glad it's over - even with the shitty ending.

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Unwelcome

The opening scene was tense, heartbreaking, confusing, and shows the evil and disdain that humans can treat one another with which is scary in itself. The movie is all downhill from there. Perhaps if you watch this ironically, you might see the humour behind the horribly crafted creatures that show up later in the film, I did. However, it will remain one of the worst "horror" movies I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through.

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90 Day Fiancé: The Other Way: Season 4

I don't know what it is about this season and the new couples, but I just can't seem to get into this season. Three episodes in and it's such a drag.

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Lullaby

one straight hour of listening to a baby cry. This was so bad.

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Velma

They've made Shaggy such a huge square who's entire thing is going on and on about how anti-drug he is - nothing he says or does is even remotely amusing, like not even once. They portray Fred as a whingey, spoiled, over-privileged man-baby with tiny genitalia, a fact which Velma repeats multiple times over the first two episodes. Is that the argument for the girls becoming gay or bi or whatever? Idk...but the show just leaves a bad taste in your mouth after sitting through it for a bit. I'd had enough of TV series preaching wokeness to me, I really didn't need that from cartoons too. If this is the future of adult cartoons then I'm tapping out of the genre as a whole. I was so psyched when I saw that Glenn Howerton and Russell Peters were going to be in this... I thought that meant that there was no way it would be some woke garbage with a clear agenda. But here we are.

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Interview with the Vampire

From the comments it seems I am the only one that thought this was terrible. I couldn't even finish it. It hops from one nonsensical scene to the next and doesn't actually tell the story well...which is a pretty silly detail to mess up when the movie is actually a narration. I'd give it a zero but both Cruise and Pitt looked delicious in this so I had to be a little bit generous. All in all my advice to anyone thinking of watching it is, your time is better spent building a time machine to go back in time and rip the screenplay to shreds before anyone makes this atrocity of a movie.

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12/12/12

How is it possible that they managed to make this movie worse than 11/11/11? It's not even possible to watch it ironically. Just like the first installation, it is full of terrible acting and foolishness in the script and storyline. But where this one takes the cake is in the writers thinking that it was a good idea to have a woman endure sexual abuse from her dead husband , and even more disturbingly have a scene where the baby is performing filacio on its mother . Even if the baby is supposed to be the spawn of Satan or Satan himself , that is just sick and depraved. Terrible film all around.

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11/11/11

One of the worst "horror" movies I have ever suffered through.

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X

50 minutes in and I'm bored to tears. I get that it's supposed to be all artsy but seriously I don't get how this is a horror.

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Cube

almost unwatchable, couldn't even make it past the first 10 minutes

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The Simpsons in Plusaversary

What a waste of time. I stopped watching the show over a year ago because it stopped being funny. Not sure why I thought this would be any different. It is basically a boring 4 minute Disney+ ad.

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Riverdale: 6x01 Chapter Ninety-Six: Welcome to Rivervale

So, what... the writers regretted their decision to have Hiram plant a bomb so they backtracked, invented a whole new town and decided the entire past 5 seasons were a dream? This is beyond ridiculous! They really need to just let this show die instead of trying to turn it into The Twilight Zone.

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I Love a Mama's Boy: 2x12 Watch With Mom

Why should we be made to sit through an entire episode where we watch people watch the show? What is this?

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4400: 1x02 All Things Are Possible

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BlockedParentSpoilers2021-11-02T05:59:28Z

I'm 10 minutes into this episode and it's already exhausting. Are they just going to go round in circles and keep the 4400 detained all season? Does the CW not have the budget to film outside the walls of the detention center?

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Adventure Beast

Netflix needs to give it up with some of these adult animations if they can't find good writers. They are churning the shows out at an alarming rate and they can't seem to deliver, out of 20 they only get one hit and the rest are duds. This show is simply droll, not a single laugh. I guess it's supposed to be educational but even then, it's not made well enough to keep an adult audience captivated or interested. They keep dropping random animal facts as if they're dealing with young children... talk about a total lack of subtlety. This should be used as a case study for how not to make an educational animated show for adults. IMO, a rating of 4 is extremely generous.

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Satanic

It just takes so long to get to the point. And when it does get there, the scares are non-existent and it's just endless screaming and running around.

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Prisoner of Love

Reminiscent of WeTV's "Love After Lockup", except this is less dramatic and a little bit slower. It feels as though they could and should edit out and cut down a lot of the content. The episodes (all longer than 40 mins) seem dragged out for no reason and the scenes / conversations are pretty repetitive.

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The Village
4

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BlockedParent2021-08-30T18:17:24Z— updated 2021-09-02T22:19:28Z

The more M. Night Shyamalan films I see, the more I am convinced that The Sixth Sense was just a fluke and that he's actually a hack. This was so boring. I actually skipped through a lot of it.

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Ultra City Smiths
2

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BlockedParent2021-08-22T20:50:39Z— updated 2021-08-30T15:54:01Z

This is so unbearably boring to the point that it's unwatchable. Can't imagine why AMC would even pick it up. Couldn't make it past episode one.

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90 Day Fiancé: Just Landed

Some of these spin offs are just so unnecessary and boring. I get that TLC is trying to ride the 90DF wave and milk it to the last drop but they don't have to keep releasing spin offs of spin offs. The actual / original show is enough.

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American Horror Stories

I am 4 episodes in and each is worse than the last. The creators / producers can't possibly think that any part of this is worth watching, can they? It's so embarrassingly bad!

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American Horror Stories: 1x04 The Naughty List

What a horrible waste of time. This episode couldn't have been any worse.

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The Internship

There was nothing funny about this movie. It was 2 hours long and imo that was 2 hours too long. Usually Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson have chemistry and a rapport that is hilarious and witty, but this was just so droll and tiresome. I second the comments of others, this was just one long boring, unnecessary PSA for google.

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The Simpsons: The Good, the Bart, and the Loki

So boring, wasn't even in the least bit funny. The Simpsons has lost its edge.

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Hoops

I didn't hate this as much as everyone else seemed to. I do agree that it is often unnecessarily vulgar, as if when the writers couldn't come up with witty jokes, they just went for rude language and cheap gutter humor. However, after getting past the first few episodes, I started to get a few chuckles here and there from Coach Ben's audacious, over-entitled and insane behavior. He's just so absurd, it started to become humorous. If this hadn't been cancelled I would have definitely continued to watch it, even though I do think they needed a change in the writing. Don't watch if you're looking for smart dialogue or witty exchanges between characters. Watch if you want to pass the time with a hilariously stupid show that has a main character you just hate to love.

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Tammy

loved this more than I thought I would. The plot may not have been the most believable but Tammy's journey pulled on my heartstrings while making me laugh. Absurd and vulgar, yes. But wholesome nonetheless.

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