This movie is a very low budget bad movie, but the people involved clearly put in their best effort, and it does have a certain charm for bad movie fans. It is however very very padded to stretch it. I think if cut down to 15 minutes it could be a good short film.
No one other than hard core bad film fans should bother with it.
BAD!
-Story: poorly written and very segmented, hard to follow. Poor character development. Unrelatable characters.
- Dialog: poor and unnatural, poor use of made up jargon.
-Stock footage: Overused and used badly
-Directing: ? so bad I question that the director even showed up.
-Special Effects: Sharks are ok, but not well fit into the stock footage. Budget video game level.
-Acting: Terrible. Especially the marines, they are just some rich persons kids that were put in the movie cause mommy or daddy was paying the bills.
-Star Power:
Eric Roberts- worse performance, it is clear he is phoning it in
Caroline Williams: Very little effort
Jessica Chancellor: Very occasionally ok
Alex Trumble: Seemed to be trying in some scenes.
Worst Line: "The only way to stop this is to observe it"
should have been hilarious, but was just boring and poorly written.
Silly, but fun. Love the werewolf effects.
Rob Zombie just doesn't get Halloween, and he is incapable of writing a likeable character. On top of that, he makes gore boring.
Slow and boring. A waste of some great actors.
Can't really call this a movie, as there is about 50 minutes of padding to make it feature length. About as interesting as watching a strangers slideshow of their camping trip. DO NOT WATCH.
No actors, no story, bad music, bad sound,... and worst of all boring.
I would have liked to see this handled by someone other than Joss.
I hope Dick Miller got paid well to be in this crappy movie.
Bad and Boring. Made for TV and feels like a rush job.
I could review the movie, but I think it would be more fun to review the characters. These people are Horriable People. They all are such deviants that I hate all of them as people. The film did something interesting with them in making the demon the least horrible character in the show. Watch this one just to experience a film where everyone sucks big time.
I wanted to love V Wars, the idea was solid and interesting, but the writing is so bad. I hate when writers make smart characters do dumb things because they can't write themselves out of a paper bag.
I had high hopes for this series, but as of episode 2 it became clear that the show is poorly written and spends far too much time trying to be edgy to be anything other than boring. This really feels like the writers are trying to hard.
The most fun and spooky episode I have watched in a long time. Who knew TV without dialog could be so intense and masterful.
Could have been a good story, but weak writing and unimaginative props make it boring.
The characters are under developed and unlikable. The story is weak and poorly written. How did this show get a second season.
Not Watchable!
I only made it 23 minutes before I started shuffling forward on this garbage movie. The Camera man, Director, Editor and Writer should be blackballed from the industry.
I have no idea if this film has any story or not, could not pay attention enough to have a clue what was going on. The lighting and camera work are below amateur levels. I despise camera men that think shaky cam is an art form. And every green screen effect is lit so bad it is distracting. There are also 20 camera cuts per second for talking head scenes (which is 90 % of what little I seen). Why is there so much narration if 90% of the film is talking heads?
And the final complaint,... Lindsay Lohan's plastic acting is copied by all the other actors in the film.
DO NOT WATCH!!!
Wow,... Bad. This film was trying to be a 'Horror-Comedy', but could not get the comedy right so it comes across as a 'Horror-Stupid', and stupid as far as I know is not a genre. Don't judge this film by the cover art, the werewolves are at best rubber suits you could get at a cheap cosplay store. And the part that I hated the most, was all the actors were suffering from lock-jaw and could not move their mouths while speaking, and they all had gravelly voices. It is bad when the best actors in the film are the horses pulling the carriage in the opening scene. Why didn't the horses get top billing?
For the first half hour I wanted to hate this film as the toxic masculinity is at barf levels, but this cheesy little film has some clever twists that made me like it. This film is not for everyone, but if you can accept that the "Alpha" BS is part of the story you can get past it and enjoy the film.
Not funny. Not interesting. The poster is the only thing that is interesting about the film. Worst Adam Sandler movie ever.
Only DC can take a complicated character like Harley Quin and make her simple and stupid. As well as take all the fun out of the character at the same time. Terrible film.
OK film at best, worth a watch.
So Bad it is not even fun. From the cover i thought I was getting a solar disaster movie, not a low end terrible zombie movie. With far too much use of shaky cam to hide the camera mans lack of experience, and acting so bad the movie felt like 4 hours long.
There were moments where a few actors pulled off an emotion, but the bad writing quickly took away from those fleeting moments.
The only good point of the movie was the zombie acting of the main cast.
.Wow! So bad. Even for Asylum this film is bad. Michael Madsen makes no effort and no one else in this film can act. The writing is terrible to the point of hiding much of the bad acting. The special effects are like game fx from 20 years ago. It is bad when the best actor in the film is Michael Madsen's cigar.
Not even a good bad film. Just bad, and borring.
Ok spooky film with large plot holes.
Wow, Boring. It just goes on and on with almost nothing happening with a jumbled mess at the end. As for the mythology,... if we are to count this film as batman origin, then his greatest villain is a 70 year old man with ptsd and no imagination. Gone is the evil genius psychopath.
Half way though I was convinced that this was an average 'Who done it' movie, but in the second half I was truly lost in a wtf is going on. Nice ending.
Bad Writing. Bad Acting.
The idea was good but with the terrible writing and cardboard acting, the show is not worth watching.
Wow, so bad. I don't think the creators seen the first movie, they must have just read a write up of it, because they missed everything that made the first movie a cult hit, and just left the trash.And how does a movie 33 years later have worse special effects. Don't waste your time.
