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Among the Shadows

Not Watchable!

I only made it 23 minutes before I started shuffling forward on this garbage movie. The Camera man, Director, Editor and Writer should be blackballed from the industry.
I have no idea if this film has any story or not, could not pay attention enough to have a clue what was going on. The lighting and camera work are below amateur levels. I despise camera men that think shaky cam is an art form. And every green screen effect is lit so bad it is distracting. There are also 20 camera cuts per second for talking head scenes (which is 90 % of what little I seen). Why is there so much narration if 90% of the film is talking heads?

And the final complaint,... Lindsay Lohan's plastic acting is copied by all the other actors in the film.

DO NOT WATCH!!!

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A Werewolf in England

Wow,... Bad. This film was trying to be a 'Horror-Comedy', but could not get the comedy right so it comes across as a 'Horror-Stupid', and stupid as far as I know is not a genre. Don't judge this film by the cover art, the werewolves are at best rubber suits you could get at a cheap cosplay store. And the part that I hated the most, was all the actors were suffering from lock-jaw and could not move their mouths while speaking, and they all had gravelly voices. It is bad when the best actors in the film are the horses pulling the carriage in the opening scene. Why didn't the horses get top billing?

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Alpha Wolf

For the first half hour I wanted to hate this film as the toxic masculinity is at barf levels, but this cheesy little film has some clever twists that made me like it. This film is not for everyone, but if you can accept that the "Alpha" BS is part of the story you can get past it and enjoy the film.

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Hubie Halloween

Not funny. Not interesting. The poster is the only thing that is interesting about the film. Worst Adam Sandler movie ever.

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Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

Only DC can take a complicated character like Harley Quin and make her simple and stupid. As well as take all the fun out of the character at the same time. Terrible film.

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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

OK film at best, worth a watch.

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Solar Impact: The Destruction of London

So Bad it is not even fun. From the cover i thought I was getting a solar disaster movie, not a low end terrible zombie movie. With far too much use of shaky cam to hide the camera mans lack of experience, and acting so bad the movie felt like 4 hours long.
There were moments where a few actors pulled off an emotion, but the bad writing quickly took away from those fleeting moments.

The only good point of the movie was the zombie acting of the main cast.

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Megalodon

.Wow! So bad. Even for Asylum this film is bad. Michael Madsen makes no effort and no one else in this film can act. The writing is terrible to the point of hiding much of the bad acting. The special effects are like game fx from 20 years ago. It is bad when the best actor in the film is Michael Madsen's cigar.

Not even a good bad film. Just bad, and borring.

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The Invisible Man

Ok spooky film with large plot holes.

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Joker

Wow, Boring. It just goes on and on with almost nothing happening with a jumbled mess at the end. As for the mythology,... if we are to count this film as batman origin, then his greatest villain is a 70 year old man with ptsd and no imagination. Gone is the evil genius psychopath.

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Knives Out

Half way though I was convinced that this was an average 'Who done it' movie, but in the second half I was truly lost in a wtf is going on. Nice ending.

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Pandora

Bad Writing. Bad Acting.

The idea was good but with the terrible writing and cardboard acting, the show is not worth watching.

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Critters Attack!

Wow, so bad. I don't think the creators seen the first movie, they must have just read a write up of it, because they missed everything that made the first movie a cult hit, and just left the trash.And how does a movie 33 years later have worse special effects. Don't waste your time.

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Our Cartoon President

Wow, how can you make Trump not funny. And the over the top DNC love fest is annoying. Bad Writing.

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Not Another Zombie Movie....About the Living Dead

Not Another Zombie Movie....About the Living Dead is a very low budget zombie comedy that is terrible not because of the low budget special effects or even the terrible acting, but rather from the unforgivable sound editing by Donte Williams. The movie has enough humor to be a good bad film, but the sound levels jump up and down so much it is unwatchable. Dialog is inaudible as music and sound effects drown it out, and actors sound like they are screaming and whispering in the same sentence from the angle they are facing toward or away from the mic. I could have loved this movie if the sound was even at home movie quality. Just a shame.

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Z Nation

I grew to love this show more and more. We need some laughs in our horror or it just gets boring.

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Captain Marvel

Slow at times but an overall good story.

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Aquaman

Great film. I was originally worried as DC tends to beat their films to death, but not this time. Only complaints are the over explaining of plot points.

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Adventure Time: 10x13 Come Along With Me

I am very sad that it is all over, but what an ending. Adventure Time has always had so many layers and so much depth, but this that last show even at 44 minutes was jammed full of so much I will need to watch it many times to fully digest all that it is. The show has cast so many emotions upon me I have butterflies in my stomach and tears in my eyes. I both love and hate some of the developments of long term story arcs, yet they all are very true to the writing history of the show.

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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Formulaic and predictable. Fun but not great.

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Edge of Tomorrow

The ending did not fit the picture.

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A Wrinkle in Time

Pretentious!!! Watching a child screaming "LOOK AT ME!", over and over is less pretentious than this film. There is no character development, at all, for any characters. There is so little story that massive amounts of the film time are wasted trying to impress us with the way over used special effects. Seriously, did we need a 10 minute transformation scene. Only one of the plot points is resolved and at the point in which it finally gets around to it, I just could not care anymore.

Boring.

Save yourself some agony, just watch the trailer and make up any story in your own head about what the movie is about and skip watching this garbage.

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The Titan

Terrible writing and editing. Story idea had possibilities but never got a chance.

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Deadpool 2

I laughed so hard I cried.

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Avengers: Infinity War

Summed up into one word, Wow!

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Krypton

Good concept that needs better writing. Too predictable.

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The Plague Dogs

One of the saddest stories I have ever seen. Brilliant, but very much a watch once only movie.

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Grave of the Fireflies

Brilliant, but so damn sad. Careful to be in the mood for a sad film or it will ruin your day. Very powerful.

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The Hitman's Bodyguard

Very Funny with great action and music. Loved it.

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The Mist

The characters are very flat.

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