Kill only the ugly ones. Man must love retro sci-fi flicks.
This film hurt me on the inside. Constant nauseous tendencies during the runtime. Also, I just ordered hundreds of plastic buckets online. Just for the case.
You just need about a couple of seconds (!) to realize that you're about to witness one of the worst movies ever made.
I can't even count how many "aliens" 3D movies I've seen recently. Most of them were crap. But honestly, this one is kinda fine. Yeah, The Rock voicing a ginger white dude feels kinda weird but the rest of this reversed alien invasion feels alright.
Sure this is a bad movie. The acting is laughable, the story looks like a bad draft and dialogues are so unnatural that you're gonna have tendencies to facepalm a lot.
But the last quarter of the movie is so over the top that in the end I kinda enjoyed it. It's creepy and disturbing... and yeah, it felt like: Finally there's an alien invasion which makes sense :grinning:
Lost interest after 5 mins in.
So basically I watched this in the state similar to a coma. The film itself is frantic and slapstick fueled bs. It felt like a nice symbiosis honestly.
Bad movies are kinda my jam. I love retro sci-fi flicks with laughable special effects and trashy action B-movies. Still after those many movies watched from my "special category"... This one... this one surprised me! The movie can be even much... much worse. And this is the proof. I loved it!
If you have claustrophobia, this is one of the worst films you can encounter.If you haven't, this still one of the worst films ever made.
This is one frigging scary baby. Damn.
Sure it's nonsense. But this one has a weird charm. The most intriguing fact for me: Jcvd again in a double role :open_mouth:
I wonder if the characters were talking about me at this very special moment.
45 mins in... and I'm thinking. If Dwayne Johnson shouts "Georgeee" one more time I will attempt some harakiri moves on me.
Let's just call it an experience.
If you a fetish for JCVD's splits, you are gonna be here for some treat. Or maybe for some neverending erection.
Incredibly bad movie.
Don't take me wrong this movie is extremely bad. Still... I really didn't decipher it, but it's so over the edge of absurdity that I had a great time with it.
Literally, there are ninjas everywhere. And they all look like some cosplaying dudes who had too many beers. This is pure 80s action madness. Rejoice!
So an unemployed farmer named Farmer (really!) built a big rocket in his shack, financially ruined his own family, took children out of school to help him with his stupid task (free labor, right?) and blackmailed his neighbors to get money for fuel.
Clap clap? Not really.
When I saw that shitting scene, suddenly everything was clear as a day. Ben Wheatley was extremely constipated when he was filming this artsy-fartsy flick. And the result is bad indeed.
A little claustrophobic and slow-paced Australian thriller. I'm liking Hugo Weaving more and more. Always kinda slippery the same way as Agent Smith was.
One of these rare movies where backdoor was meant in software sense and not as anal sex. It was kinda ok for a low budget sci-fi flick. I liked the concept, story, settings... unfortunately it was as well rather boring in the end.
It's basically a student movie. As expected the acting is rather bad. Still, I can't wrap my head around the fact why there's not at least a bit of originality. Is it some curse of zombie flicks or what? Well, this time zombies are kinda athletic so they are running fast. Unfortunately besides that you just get 1000 times seen horror settings.
Damn, we almost got rid of Sara. Never lucky, man.Yeah, you guessed right. I can't stand her.
I can't even... I was simply laughing my ass off. Next level geography and authenticity for sure. Slovakia has a border with my country, so I'd probably knew that there was some devastating war and the whole country turned into some Mad Max apocalypse where kids are gonna stab you with a knife on the streets because you didn't bring enough bubble gum. Vienna station has a sign saying Prague. Well, all the signs in SK are clearly written in Czech. Because... why not?
It's a miracle that those 3 guys found the hostel.
Funny, funny shoes.Crappy, crappy movie.
So much better and enjoyable than Adam Sandler's crap fiesta. Clearly 3 mins is enough.
Don’t go in the basement…
Honestly, I'd expect more action with a movie named Frantic. In the end, it looked like Americans with bad French were trying to communicate with Frenchmen with bad English.
Let's have a look. So we have a bunch of extremely annoying kids and one hungry alien something with a pet name "Lousy CGI". As in other slashers, you're expecting a body count to be rising up soon. And here we go. What? The only a little bit decent character is smashed to pieces first? Is it a deconstruction of the genre? No, it's just that bad.
Here comes a little macabre adventure. But man, when that awkward boy and his weird little insect friends started making balls from the peach and eating it. It was definitely the ewww moment for me.
This movie surely gives the so bad, it's good trope a new meaning. Probably one of the best examples. Bad acting and horrendous dialogues are scarier than slimes themselves.
So, after all, I loved every minute of it!
TIL: It's much easier for special fx/makeup artists to make B.P. looks older than in reverse. Kinda sucks, right, Brad?