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Kill la Kill

There's a lot of action. It's very fun to watch.

The plot is weird, and it's mostly fanservice, but still fun.

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black-ish: 7x05 Age Against the Machine

The fact that this episode is airing while a racist president is trying to interfere with the election so he can stay president and continue to promote his racist policies is a bit disheartening.

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Philip K. Dick's Electric Dreams: 1x02 Impossible Planet

Umm, what? So, did they die?

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Bravest Warriors

Can't believe I just learned about this show. It's fantastic. It's like Adventure Time in space.

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The Flash: 7x18 Heart of the Matter (2)

So, Flash sabers are a thing now? Barry thinks he's Luke Skywalker?

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The Simpsons: 29x01 The Serfsons

Wow. That was a really dumb episode.

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Riese: Kingdom Falling

It's pretty terrible. Especially the acting.

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She-Hulk: Attorney at Law: 1x09 Whose Show Is This?

This was a perfect season finale for this show. The way they went all in on the fourth wall breaking, and literally broke through Disney+, and had her storm the studio was amazing.

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DC's Legends of Tomorrow: Special 5 Beebo Saves Christmas

Why did I watch this whole thing? What a stupid episode.

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Saturday Night Live: 47x07 Simu Liu with Saweetie

So, do the writers not know that people outside of New York City watch the show too?

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Invincible: 1x01 IT'S ABOUT TIME

Very cool first episode.

But, what in the world was that ending?!!?

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Over the Moon

It started out really sweet and nice. The opening felt a bit like Up, as far as the emotional impact, and the way it immediately pulled the viewers into the emotions of the storyline.

Then it got weird. I was kind of expecting Fei Fei to meet the goddess, but everything to do with Chang'e was just strange.

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Star Trek: Discovery: 1x07 Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad

This episode finally felt like a real episode of Star Trek. There wasn't a lot of internal conflict. This episode showed us the crew of Discovery working together against a common foe. Up until now, most of the episodes have focused on a lot of in-fighting.

Star Trek is supposed to be about a hopeful future for humanity: a time when we work with each other, despite our differences.

It's a shame that they had to rip off a class Next Generation episode before it finally felt like Star Trek.

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12 Angry Men

Definitely one of my top five favorite movies of all time. I could never get tired of it.

The story really shows the beauty of the American judicial system, and the importance of a trial by jury, in particular, the gravity of a juror's duty.

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CUE!: 1x14 The Work of Fate

I like this show, but this episode was messed up. It's message was basically ignore your completely reasonable concerns when something seems fishy or sketchy, because everything will always be good, and that super suspicious guy definitely doesn't want to rape you; he just wants to give you a great career opportunity.

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Bleach: 1x310 Ichigo's Resolution! The Price of the Fierce Battle

:sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob:

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The Conners: 4x01 Trucking Live In Front of a Fully Vaccinated Studio Audience

This live episode was annoying. The constant breaking of the fourth wall didn't work well, in my opinion. And the strange calls to real-life Conners in the middle of the episode was not interesting at all.

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Knight Rider: 2x10 Knightmares

That accent was quite unfortunate.

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Star Trek: Hidden Frontier: 3x04 In Memory Of

This episode is mostly just a replay of https://trakt.tv/shows/voyages-of-the-uss-angeles/seasons/1/episodes/4

If you've seen that episode, you've already seen most of this episode.

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Star Trek: Hidden Frontier: 1x05 Perihelion

The West Wing reference was amusing.

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Young Justice: 3x13 True Heroes
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Oh, look. Terra is a spy for Slade Wilson. What an original plotline. :rolling_eyes:

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Star Trek: Short Treks: 1x02 Calypso

A waste of time. Boring. No connection to current characters. Not even a bit compelling.

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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

This movie has some gorgeous visuals. And the design of the various alien species was great.

The action was pretty good, but nothing particularly special.

The storyline was derivative and unimaginative. If you've seen Avatar or Dances with Wolves, you already know the story. Story-wise, it was pretty boring.

And none of the characters were likable, especially the main characters. I spent most of the movie waiting for someone to punch Valerian in the face. The Na'vi Pearls were sympathetic, but incredibly boring.

All in all, not really worth the time.

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black-ish: 4x04 Advance to Go (Collect $200)

Just like the game Monopoly, this episode about a game of Monopoly was just plain boring.

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

This wasn't a terrible Batman/Superman movie, but it wasn't great, either.

In particular, Jesse Eisenberg was a terrible pick for Lex Luthor. He played it exactly the same as he played Mark Zuckerberg. It really was basically the same character.

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Phone Booth

If you were trying to make the most boring moving, you might come up with the premise: "Let's put the entire movie in a phonebooth."

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Star-Crossed

An allusion to Little Rock Central High School, and the Little Rock Nine. I assume that CW assumed we would understand the reference, and didn't expect everyone to be culturally illiterate.

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I Couldn't Become a Hero, So I Reluctantly Decided to Get a Job

Mostly fanservice (bunch of panty shots and cleavage), but a cute enough show.

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Package Deal

This is a terrible show.

It's poorly written, poorly directed, poorly acted, has completely unbelievable characters, and the laugh track is unbearably annoying.

Don't waste thirty minutes of your life watching an episode.

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