The dumbest story... no one asked for...
Take a nap instead of watching this PoS. You'll thank me later.
The host of this episode is terrible.
Extremely gross movie! I will never watch it again.
dumb fucking movie. taegan burns is a huge bitch
Turned it off with 30 minutes left.
Do yourself a favor and don't waste an hour and 44 minutes watching this trash of a movie
This is by far the dumbest movie i have seen so far in 2024.
This was a weird fucking movie man.
How someone can slit her wrist while she is in the tub and her not notice is beyond me....
Good story but this movie has terrible CGI.
This movie surprised me. It was quite entertaining.
So boring I couldn't make it even half way.
THIS SHOW NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED AND THEN REBOOTED WITH A PROPER WRITER, DIRECTOR, AND NEW CAST.
THE BEST PART OF THE HALO SHOW IS THE OPENING CREDITS........................................
I've had bowel movements I considered to be more enjoyable then watching this show.
Kwan's story continues to bore. The old lady or prophet or whatever the fuck she is, is just weird and not on par with Halo at all.
Why do they show the spartan 3's faces inside the helmet? Its the most odd perspective ever. The cinematography is terrible.
At least Master Chief was actually in his suit for once....
90% of the actors on this show are complete trash. The story is complete trash. If you ever played the game and loved it, stay completely away from this trash.
Why does Miranda always have this dumbfounded look on her face? Useless character
I enjoyed the last episode of game of thrones more than any of these halo episodes if that says anything. And... the last episode of GoT was complete fucking trash.
I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard then to have to be subjected to any more of this story. I'm only watching at this point as I am this fucking far in... I wish there would have been comments like mine here, warning me about this travesty of a show.
The spartan 3's make me grow a big rubbery one... Wish they would just focus on Master Chief. I mean, I know everyone plays the Halo game for all the other characters except Master Chief...... said no one.
I still can't stand SGT PEREZ. She is a horrible actress. She overacts on everything and she always has this dumbass look on her face.
Getting covid 19 is more enjoyable then watching this trash.
Fuck this show, if it gets renewed for a third season, I will have no absolutely no faith left in Hollywood. AGAIN, REBOOT IT AND START FRESH!
The fact that this show exists says little about humanity in terms of intelligence.
If only they took the love story out of this, it could have been a good show.
By far the worst episode so far. I could have gone a whole lifetime without seeing these two get physical.
This episode was BORING! It felt like a cheesy soap opera no one asked for.
I skipped over the three minutes of Rick crying like a littler girl.
When we said we wanted Rick back, who the hell said anything about Michonne! If any woman ever had a man face, its this woman. I cringe every time they make out.
UGHHHHH I can't stand Michonne. Dead City is the only watchable spinoff.
This show has already become repetitive and boring....
THERE IS HALO THE GAME.... AND THEN THERE IS WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS... Apparently just having Master Chief in the story line 33% of the time qualifies it as Halo. Pablo aka the guy who plays Master Chief is just about the only decent actor in this entire series. This show ranks up there Obi Wan for let downs.
THIS SHOW IS THE MOST INCONSISTENT PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER ENDURED!
WILL THIS SHOW EVER HAVE ACTION IN IT AGAIN??? ITS LIKE A CHEESY FUCKING SOAP OPERA!
What the fuck was the point of adding Perez's story line?
SERIOUSLY WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THE HAIRCUTS ON SET?
OMG the love story between the blonde and Master Chief is just soooo lame.... She is a terrible actress. WTF IS UP WITH THAT HAIRCUT? Halo continues to be a huge let down to those who played the game.
The new Cortana is still arguably worse then the one in the previous season... She must be the daugther/sister of someone important in Hollywood.
Do we only get to see Master Chief in his suit during the opening credits now? Fuck this show!
THEY CONTINUE TO ADD NEW STORY LINES INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON MASTER CHIEF! WTF DUDE?!?!?!?
The guy who replaced Halsey reminds me of a dick, cause he looks like one....
Kwan's story continues to disappoint and bore all viewers who played the game and we continue to ask, why the does this chick have a story line at all......... TERRIBLE ACTRESS CAN'T CONVEY THAT ENOUGH! I can't stand this bitch
UGHHHH THE NEW SPARTANS SUCK ASS.
Halsey and Miranda are supposedly these science genius' yet they are taking lessons from Kwan. God I hate the writers of this show.
Halsey, Miranda and Kwan aka "Halo's Angels" (Charlies Angels jab). However at least the Charlies Angels were fun to look at. DUDE... Halsey is supposedly some genius yet she stands on the bridge and almost dies from amazement. Again, fuck you writers....
The only reason i gave this show a shot is because of the game which it bares no resemblance to. There is no reason to continue watching it besides the fact that I am this many episodes in. That is the only reason I continue to watch. The story line, plot, actors/actress, CGI and most everything else about this show completely sucks ass!
I know now that the producers, actors, director, camera guys, etc never played the game Halo and just read the synopsis on the back of the game box. And we have this PoS Halo because of it. Next time play the game, ask the ones who loved the game what they want to see in the show and fuck all those who haven't played the game... STOP CATERING TO EVERYONE HOLLYWOOD!
LET ME PREFACE THIS WITH, THIS EPISODE SUCKS EQUALLY IF NOT MORE THAN ALL EPISODES BEFORE IT. GO FUCK YOURSELF HOLLYWOOD.
So fun watching a show that is meant to be about master chief with so little time actually focused on master chief? I guess Pablo charges too much per hour?
Apparently there is a crash course to become a spartan now and they don’t need you from childhood anymore. Jesus this show is trash. Pick a fucking lane.
Kwans story is so trash. Kill that bitch off already. If I ever see this chick in any other preview to any other show, I know already to stay fucking clear of it. Terrible actress. Have to cater to all people these days tho so I get it……
They need to fire the evil chicks hair stylist. I didn’t think it was possible to make her more unattractive but damn it if they were successful at it.
It’s like the producers of last season were like, let’s fuck with them and cut everything cool about season 1 and some how make season 2 way worse than anyone would have expected.
Are we going to ever get a FULL FUCKING EPISODE where master chief is wearing his armor the entire fucking thing? We all so care about his character without the suit, said no one fucking ever!
MASTER CHIEF MAKES NO COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT CORTANA LOOKS NOTHING LIKE SHE DID THE LAST TIME HE SAW HER. DUMB. DO THE PRODUCERS THINK WE ARE RETARDED OR
SOMETHING!?
This show sucks ass, and I’ve watch shit Disney has trashed that I consider better than this PoS.
I give you Kai, Master Clit
Love this movie from my child but jesus is the music in it so cheesy.
As I have said in my previous comments. This is a VERY boring show. Sad Norman Reedus agreed to such a shit story.
Maybe if Daryl goes back to US in season 2 I will continue watching but I am not about reading another season worth of french dialogue...
If you never watched this series, you wouldn't be missing anything
Clémence Poésy is a terrible actress, the whole cast besides Norman Reedus is complete shit to be honest.
5 episodes in and we finally get to learn how he got to france. Also the amount of french in this in pure trash, nothing like reading a show you are trying to watch.
English should be the TV standard
Unless you are watching this in France, there is a HUGE disconnect between the environment and the fans of the show.
I found myself constantly losing attention on the show. It's just not entertaining.
Kill this show and add Daryl to 'The Ones That Live'"
Not gonna lie. Out of all the new TWD spinoffs, this one sucks the most.
It only took three episodes but we finally have a protagonist.
Elijah looks like a black Michael Myers!
Kelly is a girl? Could have fooled me
Congrats to Lynn Collins coming to the show and being an emo beyotch and untalented actress. Her whiney little voice gets me at my core. Good god I hope she dies soon in the show.
I can't handle much more cheeziness from this show after Alpha. Last season was so hard to watch cause she was the worst protagonist ever!
Why the fuck are they adding so many new chars in the last season...
I find myself telling Lynn Collin's character to shut the fuck up every time she opens her mouth.
LOL POPE! Short, bald, seriously not scary.... Great pick for the villian of the last season dumb asses.
You ever notice the long gaps they leave after every sentence when some character is telling their story? This is to suck up air time.....
Why do so many of the female actresses suck ass on this show?
Jesus! I couldn't even make it through the trailer it looks so bad. Have mercy on anyone who actually endures the full length of this PoS.
Ever since Adam Sandler started making movies for Netflix, they have gotten worse and worse. He isn't even funny anymore.
Adam Sandler has sucked for years now
Lets add a bunch of shitty new chars to the last season of the show....
And wtf, 3 seasons ago the priest was a the biggest coward ever on this show, almost on Eugene level, yet know he is like this evil vindictive priest.... Makes sense....
I can't stand Maggie or should i say "Lauren Cohan's" acting ability... I hate that I know she lives through the season, simply because of the show "Dead City"
Talk about a boring ass episode. The whole thing was in a dam train trailer....
This new chick is obnoxious.
This episode is so bad it was hard to watch.
I find maggies story so uninteresting...
FUCKING AMC. Alpha refers to a the head male dog in a pact. Liberally fucking hollywood has to make it some fat no talent bitch instead. Yes, im referring to Alpha, the least intimidating protagonist that TWD has ever had. I can not stand this bitch.
Jesus this show is getting cheesy.
If only there was an easy way to skip through all the Fluff and BS and get straight to the stuff that matters.
