Bee

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The School for Good and Evil

I was doing a dance workout while watching this movie and had to pause the workout video twice to make sure that the olivia rodrigo song was really in this high fantasy vaguely middle ages movie. It was.

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Scooby-Doo! and KISS: Rock and Roll Mystery

Staying true to the rocker nature, a 60-year-old man kisses a high schooler.

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Blinky Bill the Movie

Naming one of the main characters Nazi might have not been the brightest idea.

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The Flintstones: On the Rocks

This had so much potential and yet failed miserably. The thing that captures audiences and makes them root for dysfunctional marriages like The Simpsons is that they still deeply care for each other despite the misfortunes. This is not it. The first 20 minutes are funny and creative but the story goes downhill since. The ending killed the whole story. Not a fan.

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Sherlock Gnomes

I hope that in the sequel they make Sherlock and Watson gay

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Sully

The movie is overall good and very enjoyable, but the jumping back and forth with time was a little bit messy and could have been more visually differentiated.

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Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Scroll

These Kung Fu Panda shorts are truly Dreamworks' love child, the amount of work put into the lore is terrific and the mixed animation works great for this.

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The Parent Trap

Truly a great family movie. Lindsay Lohan's performance really carries the movie. it captures everything great about the 90s. The runtime could have been 30 minutes shorter tho.

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The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper

This special reminded me that I used to write Madagascar Penguins fanfiction in high school and this cursed memory made my friend cry. They will never see me the same. Also the special was okay.

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Bilby

Charming, wonderfully animated and funny. This is what Deadpool should have been.

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Jungle Shuffle

Don't be fooled, the animation is nothing like the poster, it's below standard, looks unfinished and one of the characters just looks like a black blog with eyes. Also, there's a dragon???

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Lava

This 7-minute movie about animated volcanoes has no business making me so emotional.

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Joy

25 yo Jennifer Lawrence shouldn't be playing a middle-aged woman. The ageism in Hollywood. The movie was okay, but I felt sympathetic towards the main character, so it achieved something I guess.

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The Ghost of Lord Farquaad

Experiencing this in a theatre in 2003 must have been a blast but it doesn't translate to enjoyable 2D animation and what's the point of that.

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Happy Feet

This movie was a wild ride and I have enjoyed myself more than I should have, but man...

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Chill Out, Scooby-Doo!

I don't know why I keep watching Scooby-Doo movies when I know they aren't good. This one just completely missed the mark for me. Love the rock soundtrack era of SD movies tho.

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Mune: Guardian of the Moon

This is an artistic masterpiece. I haven't seen such a beautiful movie in a long time.

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The DUFF

Teen romantic comedies are a very subjective thing and nothing beats the 2000s when it comes to my taste. Also, something about having an almost 30 yo lady play a 17 yo doesn't sit well with me.

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Lou

I wanted to make some stupid joke about nightmare fuel, but this actually really cute and creative.

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Ralph Breaks the Internet

The movie was colourful and fun, but Shrek has already deconstructed the princess trope 20 years ago and honestly, they did it better. I feel like the movie really dates itself and it's not even that old.

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The Wild

Madagascar the uncanny valley. I can't believe Disney would put their name on this. If you wanna watch hip-with-the-kids Lion King remake, this is the movie for you.

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Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

The people living on a sand planet definitely wouldn't be white. Thanks fr coming to my ted talk.

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Clueless
Daydream Nation

This isn't as cool as I thought it was when I was 13.

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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Daria in 'Is It Fall Yet?'
All Dogs Go to Heaven
Moana

"I am allergic to apostrophes." - Peter Griffin

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Hook

Definitely wasn't expecting prince Zuko in this one.

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The Aristocats

Everybody wants to be a cat!

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