Patuleia

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Triangle

♾:poop:

no more words, period.

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Gran Turismo

Gran Turismo it's an offence against the victims of the Nürburgring crash, racing drivers and motorsport fans in general.

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Karl Meltzer: Made to Be Broken

Karl's incredible story and record-breaking achievement in ultra-running are awe-inspiring. However, the direction of the documentary falls short. Despite that, it's worth a watch to witness Meltzer's determination and resilience

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Hypnotic

I cannot believe this is a Robert Rodriguez movie

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BlackBerry

A lame attempt at comedy and drama that fails on both fronts. The worst part is the fake bald head of Glenn Howerton, it looks like a cheap wig.

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John Wick: Chapter 4

I was unimpressed by John Wick: Chapter 4. The film was lengthy, with excessive and unrealistic action scenes, losing the simplicity and elegance of the first installment. It became a confusing spectacle, lacking coherence. The only enjoyable aspect was the score, featuring cool songs and a pulsating soundtrack. The inclusion of an invincible blind assassin was absurd, given the presence of numerous professional assassins. Overall, the film proved tedious and frustrating, failing to deliver an enjoyable experience.

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John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum, in my opinion, falls short compared to the first two movies. The fight scenes drag on for too long and don't live up to the standards set by its predecessors. While Keanu Reeves still delivers a solid performance, the film lacks the same magic and excitement. Die-hard fans may enjoy it, but it didn't meet my expectations.

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John Wick: Chapter 2

Good movie, but I personally feel it's not as great as the first one. The action scenes are exciting, and Keanu Reeves does a fantastic job. However, it lacks the same impact and freshness.

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John Wick

Dear John Wick,

You swept me off my feet from the first action scene. Your story, like a passionate symphony, stirred my emotions. The fight choreographies danced with perfection, leaving me breathless. Keanu Reeves' performance was an embodiment of intensity and vulnerability. My heart beats for you, John Wick. Forever yours.

Love,
Patuleia

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The Andromeda Strain

I enjoyed the book more, but the movie is still good nevertheless.

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Renfield

A biting comedy that sinks its teeth into hilarity!

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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

I watched #dungeonanddragons honor among thieves and it was only okay. Some parts were fun, some parts were boring. The cast did their best, but the script was weak. The movie felt like a generic fantasy heist with some #dnd references thrown in. Not worth the hype. #dndmovie

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What We Do in the Shadows

Watching What We Do in the Shadows (2014) makes me want to become a vampire just so I can have friends that won't judge me for staying up all night and sleeping all day #VampiresNeedLoveToo

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Baraka

Rewatched Baraka and now I'm convinced that my life would be so much more meaningful if I just spent all my time staring intensely at nature while chanting in Sanskrit

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They Live

Watched this movie last week and now I can't stop staring at billboards, wondering if they're secretly telling me to buy sunglasses...or start a revolution

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Slightly better than the first one, but still far from being a good movie

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Super Mario Bros.

Super Mario Bros. movie it's a great reminder that just because a video game is popular doesn't mean it should be made into a movie

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The Pervert's Guide to Ideology

Slavoj Žižek takes us on a wild ride through classic movies and pop culture, revealing the hidden meanings behind our favorite films and songs.
It is long, dense, and sometimes confusing. It requires patience, attention, and an open mind.
It may offend some viewers with its controversial opinions and irreverent humor. But it is also a movie that will make you laugh, think, and wonder.

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Trading Places

Trading Places is like the stock market: you never know what's going to happen next, but you can always count on Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy to make you laugh harder than your portfolio's returns.

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Cold War

Like its predecessor, Ida (2013), this movie has stunning black and white cinematography

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Fantastic Mr. Fox

What a delightfully charming film! The stop-motion animation is beautiful, the voice acting is top-notch, and the story is witty and fun.

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Life of Brian

A timeless comedic masterpiece that satirizes religion and human nature with wit and absurdity. From "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" to the infamous "Biggus Dickus" scene, this Monty Python classic never fails to entertain me.

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65

Don't waste your time, just the equivalent of a big pile of dinosaur dung.

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Avatar: The Way of Water

I want these three hours of my life back.

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Avatar

This is a bad Pocahontas remake

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Evil Dead II

Cult film for some, but I'm atheist

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Once Upon a Time in Mexico

Once upon a time in Mexico, a movie made audiences go "Olé!" and left them craving some spicy salsa and a margarita. It's like a western, but with more tequila and less horse-riding.

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Desperado

Desperado is a gunslingin' good time! Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek light up the screen with their fiery chemistry and killer performances. The action is non-stop and the humor is on point. The stylish direction and killer soundtrack make for a movie that's impossible not to enjoy. It's the kind of film that leaves you grinning from ear to ear long after the credits roll. Yeehaw!

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El Mariachi

For only $7,000 is a fun and thrilling ride that proves you don't need a lot of money to make a good film. Just a lot of creativity and bullets.

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Tetris

"True" story that looks fake as shit

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