Best horror movie of the past 3 years! Zach Cregger did an amazing job on a shoestring budget,its a movie that's deserves no demands a sequel but it's a shame that a sequel won't be happening :sob: the legend that's Richard Brake (Halloween ll,31& 3 from hell) is his usual menacing creepy self just a shame he didn't get more screen time, I'll give Barbarian 10/10 any day of the week thoroughly enjoyed it!
I'm gonna keep this short & not so sweet!....this film is bad...very very bad! Chris Rock isn't entirely to blame though why or how Leigh Whannel & James Wan green lit this movie in the first place with Rock at the helm is beyond me! But what shocked me more than anything is Darren Lynn Bousemans direction it's awful in this film bad camera angles awful lit scenes i could go on,also the fact so many have actually rated this movie shocks me,all this movie is is a bad parody of a Saw movie nothing more so Leigh Whannel & James Wan PLEASE DON'T Make another Chris Rock Saw movie you just can't take him seriously as an actor ( a very bad one as he is) i know you tried lending some credence ro to the film by casting Samuel L Jackson for 12 minutes of screen time but it didn't work! Do all Saw fans a favour & let us follow the exploits of Dr Gordon!!
Don't listen to the disparaging comments,for a budget of $25 million dollars which is a drop in the ocean by today's standards this movie is not bad at all & the storyline is not rambling its as simple as aliens have occupied earth & we the people ie the resistance are going to fight back! If you're looking for another district 9 you're gonna be disappointed but this movie is still worth a watch if not for John Goodman alone
Just goes to show with some brilliant creative wriiting from Jeremy Dyson & Andy Nyman and a brilliant cast us brits really can still do horror movies which is a nice surprise to me as i thought British horror died in the 80s
College student Ranae (Madeline Conway), a bit of a bundle of damaged goods thanks to her losing her grip a tad due to her mother’s recent demise…she also just happens to be the lucky babysitter that gets to watch the infant child of a family with a tragic past. As fate would have it, she soon begins to have fevered nightmares, seeing strange beings in the surrounding woods, receiving terrifying photos on her phone, and witnessing horrific visions of the child in her care meeting it’s grizzly demise…and even the presence of her friends who arrive on the scene to check up on her helps abate this psychotronic tomfoolery…in fact they soon fall victim to it as well! Can Ranae manage to face her own demons and whatever the hell is haunting that god damned house and survive the night?
The Nursery is a bit of a surprise honestly; I was expecting some sort of half-assed budget Conjuring clone…but instead I got a great haunted house semi-throwback fright flick that starts as a nicely handled slow burn, then becomes a spookshow par excellence…and the pacing never falters during either of these disparate storytelling styles. Besides a nice bit of world building you get characters that even when they are one dimensional are played with great skill by actors that are both personable and engaging (Claudio Parrone Jr. as the boorish Jeremy, Carly Rae James Sauer as the over-sexed Grace, and Emmaline Friederichs as the surrogate mother figure Claista respectively) so you actually give a damn about them when the supernatural shit hits the fan. Nowhere does this shine the brightest than with the aforementioned Conway as our troubled heroine Ranae…she is an instantly likable presence, and her delivery is natural and devoid of over-the-top histrionics (sure she gets upset, but it never gets cartoonish). Finally, the house where the film was shot is fantastic; an abode comprised of unconventional angles and hard to pin down sense of being dated that adds to the outre aesthetics perfectly!
The Nursery is a ghost story done right; a heady cocktail of spirits, metaphysical pondering, and straight up murder biz that absolutely should not be missed by horror hounds that dig on a great haunted house yarn!
Thank you Patrick Magee for making a really good horror film! I wasn't expecting much as its a film about the bigfoot legend but the story was actually believable but the main thing was the gore effects which are brilliant & how often are you gonna watch a movie where a sasquatch rapes the main actress though its unbelievable that she can be raped by a 400 pound 8 feet tall bigfoot & not make a sound! Also liked the tribute to the Predator 1 &2 with the fight scene with the bigfoot & the appearance of the other bigfoots (bigfeet) at the end after the main protagonist kills which is supposed to be the only bigfoot though i saw the appearance of the others coming i really enjoyed Primal Rage heres to Primal Rage 2!
I forgot just how brilliantly funny this film is but the ending is always sad
Why why why have i only just watched The Boondock Saints! Brilliant film very rarely do you watch a film where every actor is good no no not good but brilliant!! Sean Patrick Flanery brilliant, (The Walking deads Daryl) Norman Reedus briiliant,Willem Dafoe brilliant David Della Rocco brilliant & even Billy Connelly's Cameo is brilliant! So 1 word basically sums up The Boondock Saints.....BRILLIANT!!! 10/10
Someone answered your call...yeh & he said "DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE AS IT SUCKS BALLS!" Scary my arse supposedly the NEW Excorcist i don't think so! So in honour of the movie being in Spanish esta película es jodidamente horrible
Zach sets out into the wildness of the Georgia Shoals to prove his survival skills for 60 days. Before too long, finding clean water and sufficient scavenged food are the least of his worries when disturbing noises and events disturb his lonely challenge.Now this guy Zach either as to be the coolest man on earth when frightened & being terrorised by ghosts screaming all night & grabbing his neck or sticking its head into his shelter & screaming into the camera or Zack (Brent Mcgee) as to be the worst actor at conveying terror in movie history! Now for every night this ghost woman/demon or whatever the hell its supposed to be is terrorising Zack but all he keeps talking about is "i need to eat today" "i need to find some beetles to eat"! We get it Zack you were making a survival video but you're being terrorised by a creepy spook my friend nobody is gonna care about the kind of animals you can eat while in survival mode & you've been followed every night for over 2 weeks so why do you keep saying "I'm definitely being followed" ...all i kept hoping for was the spook to put poor deluded Zack out of his misery!
Jack the Ripper goes to the Wild West,A psychotic killer has found a new hunting ground. A place where people frequently go missing. The American frontier.Robert "Bronzi" Kovacs bears a striking resemblance to Bronson, and he is starting to build a career on the fact that he looks like the DEATH WISH star, who passed away in 2003. Bronzi's first acting role is in writer/director Rene Perez's horror film FROM HELL TO THE WILD WEST.
I must've missed something because the best thing about Cloverfield Paradox was Chris O'dowd (Mundy) shame he got killed off when he did ala Vera (Superman 3) & for a movie thats so big on blinding us with science nothing is mentioned about Einstein's general theory of Relitivity no 2 bodies can exist in the same space/time position but that didn't seem to matter to Hamilton she just wanted to go to the alternate earth & meet alternate self & alternate husband & kids just to say DON'T BURN THE HOUSE DOWN! All in all it was a pants film 2/10
Hold on, hold on, first off I've waited a long long time for this movie but it's left way more questions than answers! Jigsaw could've been so much better than it was though not the worst of the latter Saw movies it's far from being the best,so let's start with the unanswered questions, (SPOILER ALERT)
So it turns out 10 years ago a mistake at the hospital meant John Kramer never had a brain tumor so he endured painful chemotherapy for nothing! So fast forward 10 years another game is started by Jigsaw (John Kramer) but it's not Jigsaw setting the game its another protagonist who Jigsaw saved from his game 10 years previous & he's the one that mixed up John Kramers results in the hospital! So this new protagonist as started a game by himself copying the game he himself was in 10 years previous.It turns out John Kramer is dead but it never explains how! Did he have a tumour or not? & If this new protagonist as been with Jigsaw from the beginning why doesn't the movie explain what happened to Dr Gordon as in previous Saw movies he was the one with Jigsaw all along,then we come to where the movie is mostly shot it's a barn belonging to John Kramers wife Jill Tuck so how does the new protagonist get to use this barn & set all the traps without Jill Tuck knowing? And Dr Gordon said he was carrying on John Kramers legacy in Saw 3D at the end of that movie Dr Gordon as his helpers so was this new protagonist one of them?...i could go on & on with all the unanswered questions so I'll just leave it upto you to watch the movie see if you can answer them!
I was going to review this movie on IMDB but you have to write at least 1000 words & i can't write 1000 words about this movie because although its not the worst paranormal/horror ive seen its not the best by a long long way but theres 1 thing that really got up my nose about this movie & its when the elder sisters boyfriend hangs himself right in front of her she was upset for all of 20 seconds & then even made a joke of them all splitting up!
Very surprised at this movie,wasn't expecting much at all but was pleasantly surprised good amount of gore,good effects,good supernatural storyline & all round good acting
Im gonna keep this short & sweet.I first heard about 31 going into production nearly 3 years ago & to say i was looking forward to seeing it is an understatement but i can only describe this movie as BAD VERY VERY BAD! SILLY,BORING i can go on but what let this movie down more than anything is it was just a Devils Rejects & Halloween reunion & the actors knew it they didn't even try to act! Rob Zombie please don't make anymore movies because since Devils Rejects & maybe Halloween you seem to have forgotten how!
What's with the rubbish German overdub?? Its an American made movie
It must be said im not a big fan of zombie movies apart from the Dawn of the Dead remake which i consider far superior than the original & Shaun of the Dead which i like just for Simon Pegg & Nick Frost im just not into zombies but i liked World War Z mainly due to the fact the movie had a huge budget & believable story highly recommended
Far far better than Purge 1 but not as good as Anarchy,just one question about Election Year...how the hell did the Merc know the bullet was lodged in Leos shoulder????
Why as it taken so long to watch this movie? Really enjoyable with a ending twist worthy of the Kaiser soeze twist in The Usual Suspects a solid 7 1/2-10 onto part 2
2 hours of pain likened to going to the dentist & having your teeth pulled with rusty pliers!,I'll start by saying Independence day:Resurgence is BAD very very BAD,it's one of those movies where the director Roland Emmerich cared more about how much crappy CGI he could cram into a 2 hour movie & couldn't have cared less about 1) The Script 2) The characters who by the way i wanted each & every one of them destroyed by the Harvesters! Also the fact they wasted a reputed $155 million on this movie is just sickening, This movie failed miserably where Independence Day flourished with Character development,we cared about Capt' Steven Hillard mainly because it was Will Smith because lets face it thats why so many people like the movie apart from the then ground breaking SFX but this movie was just plain dull & disjointed i could go on & on about just how bad this movie is but im depressing myself!! So to sum up if you want to watch a great sci-fi movie & got a couple of hours spare just watch Will Smith in Independence Day again
One of the best horror movies ever made but if anyone refers to it as a comedy horror ill be forced to hurt you very badly!! And the transformation scene is hands down the best scene in any horror movie couldn't be bettered if with today's SFX "i didn't mean to call you meatloaf,jack"
This really is one of the most stupid films I have seen in a while. If you're not snooze busting after an hour you will at the least be questioning all the mistakes and attention to detail that takes place this rather dull and not very interesting movie.
1) Explosion at the petrol station, the windows are blown out in the van. Next scene, the windows are fine 2) A man is on the run, its now gone national. Yet man manages to drive through a police convoy, and not only that, he has blood all over his face and top! 3) Very same man has been shot, but oh no, that very same man is fine now 4) Man in car break through barrier, bearing in mind, this is an FBI operation, barrier has 2 only two cars. These cops are so dumb that don't they think to shoot the tires, oh no, in a typical scooby fashion, they get back in the cars and chase the car. 5) So these very same dumb cops are following car with damaged steering it must be said, all the while an unknown world appears, growing bigger in front of our very eyes, but these dumb cops are so committed to solving the crime they fail to notice this happening, instead, when the car finally crashes they point guns at the car, not even looking at the miracle scenes that have just happened. 6) Almost missed this one, 1st 30 mins are focused on a cult, then you don't hear or see them again.
This really is a dumb movie! I went in not knowing anything about it. I shouldn't have bothered. Its total garbage. 4 is a bit too generous of a score. But I did like some of the cinematography.
what the f--k?! first off I love steven king movies but this got one of the most ambiguous endings ever in any movie I've seen!,like who the hell was the Raggedy man? was Clay dreaming all along? & did he save his son at the end of the movie? if he did why was he marching with the flock? but why also was he walking with his son along the railway tracks? did he kill himself & his son when he blew up the ice cream van its just questions questions questions mr king!!!!! i read an article that you liked to leave the ending open to interpretation but i don't want to interpret the endings to movies thats the job of the writer isn't it Mr. King
I dunno why it's taken the Americans to make a movie about the Enfield hauntings ( which im very familiar with) apart of the recent T.V mini series that was screened earlier in the year which was really good just a shame us brits have lost the ability to make good horror movies
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY .....Melissa McCarthy I want you to have my babies,funniest actress in the world today & the fact this movie was given an R rating made it even better WATCH WATCH WATCH
Please please please i implore anyone reading this NOT to watch this film that was made by a group of snotty nosed kids playing with the worst video camera money could buy & a few tubes of Halloween fake blood ....my son & i have made more horrifying movies on my GoPro with a budget of £5 for our dinner YOU'VE WARNED
Best t.v show ever bought to screen ,the only show i can watch anytime of the day & night ,john Sullivan & David Jason are geniuses
this movie is awesome DON'T believe the negative comments!!!
