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The Promised Land

Thankfully we have Mads Mikkelsen who aces every project he's in, and non-hollywood studios to save us from endless American sh*t spewing films.

I walked into this just based on the actors, didn't know anything before, and found a Beautifully done film with a rich story about a long struggle with lots of hardships, high stakes and emotions.

Bravo.

Highly recommended.

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The Beekeeper

Old guys killing millennials, what's not to love?

So basically nowadays if you're currently employed as a Bee keeper/Brick Layer/Pancake Flipper that automatically means you're an ex CIA employee.
Seems they don't have the best retiree plans...

That FBI woman was the worst she should have died

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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

I hoped to get some anti woke sharp strikes but all that was delivered was sad and dull bitching about whatever happened a million years ago with no jokes in a shaky performance. not sharp, not funny, no fun. "No subject off limits" but no subject on topic. dont watch.

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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

So basically once again a drunken Tyrion Lannister send a Snow to the night's watch?

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Leave the World Behind

This movie is a prequel to The Handmaid's Tale.

If you watch it thinking so, it makes much more sense.

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Groundhog Day

They don't do moving like this one anymore they don't. Now It's all bullshit woke TikTok millennial idiotic stuff.

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Wifelike

Better treat this one as a better than average softcore erotic flick than a mediocre scifi one.

It's mostly pretty girls and so-so actors. Not recommended.

But hey - all white actors at least no wokeness at all!!! :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

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Cold Pursuit

It's not a "good" movie but it's very nice and quite easy for an action movie. Also, not very much action here, so lite on that too.
Good for easy Neeson fans. Don't expect much of it and won't be disappointed.

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Old Dads

Sad but true.
Loved it

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Old Dads

Great flick, especially if you're one of those <1988 who "got liberated". Bill Burr in his loud mothy truths.

America has lost itself to over self rightouness. A generation of weak woke hand lotion users who don't know nothing about the world outside of a TikTok feed. Oh America, how doomed you are.

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Sand Castle

While this movie has great production value, good talent and the plot synopsis promisee great potential, the movie is overall underwhelming and did not make an impact on me. I'm a huge fan on war films genre, but this one is quite forgettable unfortunately.
6/10.

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The Invention of Lying

Simply a must for everyone who loves Ricky, Louis CK and that bunch. Not much of a laughing out loud comedy but great ideas here. Great pic.

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No Hard Feelings

I've given up on American comedies a long time ago because of those sheer stupidity. But this one I did watch and I'm very glad I did! I actually enjoyed it and had a good time! Great actors both, did a nice job and made the flick nice and fun.

I recommend, even if you don't believe in comedies anymore.

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Oppenheimer

I'm just in shock of this movie.. will take me couple of days to comprehend the experience I went through and form an opinion.

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Extraction 2

While this installment packs lots of action, the first one was better. And I expect the third one to be much worst as they'll turn this film to some sh*tty Marvel style franchise

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Hypnotic

This movie is what happens when mommy and daddy aren't home and the young kids are left all alone at home, with a big box of crayons and a welcoming white wall.

A whole big mess !!

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Guy Ritchie's The Covenant

Great acting work from everyone, doesn't fall into cliches, story is thrilling and gripping. Shows true brotherhood connection between warriors who went through hell together.
And OMG the score!! So good! really emphasizes and enlarge all the special moments in the film! Beautiful cinematography.
I'm a big fan of war films and a big critic of them.
This is Very highly recommended.

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Liar Liar

Ah Jim Carrey, how you filled up our 90s... Now it's just looks silly, we're too cynic to appreciate you anymore. This film didn't stand the test of time.

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Knock at the Cabin

Boy this is so stupid and ridiculous I couldn't believe the characters take themselves so serious and boy they so do!! MNS , you suck dude, just give up already. Ready who greenlits these movies unbelievable..
Don't waste you time, just don't.

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Ambulance

Stupid rediculus piece of sh*t incoherent movie, huge waste of time

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Spiderhead

The movie peaks at mid at 7/10 max but at the third act and finale it crushed and burned to a lazy, cliche lame ending, finishing at 4/10.
I'd recommend NOT watching it.

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Die Hard 2

Boy isn't this movie the perfect example of 90s overly stupid and exaggerated action pieces! Didn't age well for me this one.

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Surrogates

just think how badly they all smelled right there at the ending scene ;) xD

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Moonfall

The hotel scene is hands down my favorite scene:

"Hey man, the world is crashing down and everything is flooded, so let's put on our Pajamas and get a relaxing, good night's sleep! Don't worry, if some choppers will urgently and surprisingly need us, they'll know where to get us from as I updated our current living address on Facebook"

XD :joy::joy::joy:

2nd best part:
"Yes of course we can launch this 40 year old space shuttle in 28 minutes. After all, we're 3 people and I only need to call my parents until the launch!"

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Moonfall

Ohh such an expensive piece of crap this is
(Obviously financed by that shit Chinese company) masterfully created by Emmerich, king of flops.
If plot holes disturb you, be aware! Your OCD will scream while watching this.
I guess also Oscar winners such Hally Barry have to pay the bills..
Easily one of the stupidest movies you'll ever watch.

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Blacklight

is it really that bad?

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Gold

Uhhhh such a waste of time I can't believe it!!!!!! Of u must watch it do it on double speed or just scroll right through!! I'm so bummed I saw the entirety of this!! :sob::sob::sob::sob:

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A Quiet Place Part II

I really feel that the events in this movie weren't enough to fill an entire movie. It should have been 1 or 2 episodes in a series. Doesn't feel like the characters had a major achievement or progress to justify an entire movie which takes such a long time to produce...

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Starship Troopers

Don't you love it that they mastered Interstellar flight and spacecraft but still use outdated, absolutely useless, 1500 years old tech bullet-based rifles? Hehe

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The Tomorrow War

This movie is quite a mess. It starts like Starship Troopers and then makes some very rediciolus choices and becomes Alien VS Predator..
Overall watchable, but it's not good. And it's too long for itself.

they managed to create more toxins somehow but had no support for their trip so they flew by themselves all the way to fkn Siberia and crashed the plane on the snow! OK!! And thank God they had that school kid to save the world...
Btw Hollywood over compensation: all actors accept leads are Black.. why not just make it natural..

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