1x02 Lawnmower Dog

Jerry: "Hold on a second, Rick. You wouldn't, by any chance, have some sort of crazy science thing you could whip up that might help make this dog a little smarter, would you?"
Rick: "I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior, Jerry. If I were you, I wouldn't pull that thread."

Scary Terry: "Oh hey, it's you guys."

Dog: "What's she saying, Bill?"
Bill: "I think she's saying 'I love lasagna'."

Snuffles/Snowball: "Taking over the human's world will lead to nothing but more heartbreak, more cruelty. Instead, we will go to a new world and colonise it with a society of intelligent dogs."

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