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Shout by Vero
BlockedParentSpoilers2016-10-28T23:39:59Z— updated 2016-11-01T23:22:12Z

Woman: "Do you know God?"
Dean: "God, who do you mean? The Bible guy? That you mean? He kinda goes by Chuck, he likes bacon, sings old crappy folk songs, takes really long showers, writes, like a lot, about our lives and I told him to cool it three times. Ah, I almost forgot, he's an alcoholic and watches porn in one sitting. Plus, he once had anger management problems with his sister and locked her away with the archangels' help. Now he's on vacation. And yeah, 'til this day, he's not explained Sam why ears looks so strange. Why? Why'd you ask?"
Sam: (trying to stop Dean from telling all of this, but failing at. Looking at Dean) "It's true, he never explained the bit about ears". (Sam looks back at the couple feeling confused and suddenly burst into laugh) "God? No, no, of course we don't know God. I mean, not in person. Dean's just, he's a joker. He likes jokes". (Sam looks uncomfortable weird but Dean is fine, and ask for another slice of pie).

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