Shout by fcknrckstar

Van Helsing 2016

Can you believe? A show done so bad that even cameramen sometimes faint (I'm not kidding sometimes the shot do unnatural shakes, so sloppy). Men bitten by vampires that sometimes become sentient vampires, sometimes instead dog-ish vampires, sometimes just rabid but it depends by astral conjunction. Sometimes vampires can talk, sometimes they don't. But if bitten by THE HERO VANESSA VAN HELSING they turn back!! It looks like a bunch of people just wandering around in a 1x1km land, meeting each other, killing, with no plot or sense. Characters act so so stupid, and do or don't do things without any logical reason. Totall waste of time!

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