Shout by Satan

Annihilation 2018

I regret watching this piece of shit. Two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.

Have a functional brain? Don't watch this movie, you'll thank me.

Do you want to watch a movie with lots of sparkles and zero logic? You'll like this movie for sure.

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@not-satan just because you don't understand something doesn't mean there's no logic behind it.

@kmlkmljkl just because you couldn't spot the stupidity in the movie, doesn't mean you have to be salty.

Warning: Beyond this point lie spoilers, proceed at your own risk

Now, coming back to the stupidity in the movie - the "aliens" spaceship burnt down.

Stop here and think for a few seconds - ever heard of a flammable spaceship?

Apart from this, there's also a lot of other stupidity;

US Government: We have an undefeatable forest that's growing continuously, and two army squads we sent in it were wiped out without a trace

((5 mins later))
Government: Oh well, instead of trained army men, we should send four woman, and four guns - because why not.

Government: Also, make sure one of these woman is at terminal stage cancer and will die whether the mission succeeds or not, one is perpetually on periods and suffering from mood swings, one is sucidal, and the last one joined the sqaud out of the blue to save her husband (because why not)

Spoiler ends

All in all, while people are free to have their own opinions, anyone trying to argue that this movie isn't stupid - is someone I'll be looking down on.

You're free to like this movie, regardless, at the end of the day it's a light show. If you're watching this as a sci-fi movie, or a movie that makes sense, you're in for a deep disappointment (and will likely lose a few brain cells due to the sheer stupidity)

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