Like horror finger painting, The Fog is sloppy, cloudy, and not very scary.
As much as I like Halloween and The Thing, which come before and after this one, John Carpenter is a traditional filmmaker who lacks imagination when it comes to what makes things frightening.
The whole time I was watching this, I kept thinking that if I had 100K to pay either Rob Zombie or John Carpenter to make a movie of the horror that is my life, I know who I would hire.
Shout by Saint PaulyBlockedParent2021-03-04T23:47:53Z
Like horror finger painting, The Fog is sloppy, cloudy, and not very scary.
As much as I like Halloween and The Thing, which come before and after this one, John Carpenter is a traditional filmmaker who lacks imagination when it comes to what makes things frightening.
The whole time I was watching this, I kept thinking that if I had 100K to pay either Rob Zombie or John Carpenter to make a movie of the horror that is my life, I know who I would hire.