Shout by Jim G.

Godzilla vs. Kong 2021

Oh, look. Another script written by a bunch of Ritalin-deprived teenagers who know that all that really matters in the end in a movie like this -- one where the title makes about as much sense as the "science" -- is the visuals for the kids seeing this sort of movie for the first time. And the visuals are nice, but there's nothing new there. There's also nothing new in the two-dimensional cardboard characters or their motivations. Heck, the only thing that makes this movie slightly above average for me is Team Bernie, and mostly Bernie himself. And even THAT stuff is entirely derivative. In the end, I always ask myself of sequels: why did this movie get made? What new elements are introduced to the series to make it matter? And the answer to the latter question here is absolutely nothing, which makes it that much easier to see that the answer to the former is nothing but the Benjamins. Again.

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