This movie cost almost as much as Dune (2021) to make. And yet, this movie looks and feels like a Disney Channel movie from the 2000’s. There’s gotta be money laundering involved here, right?
Besides that, the acting is fucking garbage, the jokes are cringey and insulting to the target audience, it’s too long, the soundtrack’s ass, the dialogue sucks and the effects look like crap. Worst of all, it feels like Warner Brothers jerking off to itself. You can make that type of film (Ready Player One, Lego Movie, the Oh My Disney scene in Wreck it Ralph 2), but you have to do something interesting with the things you’re referencing. This is empty and really, really dull. It honestly feels like a 2 hour long HBO Max commercial.
Shout by JordyVIP 8BlockedParent2021-09-03T13:52:11Z— updated 2022-04-20T19:03:41Z
This movie cost almost as much as Dune (2021) to make.
And yet, this movie looks and feels like a Disney Channel movie from the 2000’s.
There’s gotta be money laundering involved here, right?
Besides that, the acting is fucking garbage, the jokes are cringey and insulting to the target audience, it’s too long, the soundtrack’s ass, the dialogue sucks and the effects look like crap.
Worst of all, it feels like Warner Brothers jerking off to itself.
You can make that type of film (Ready Player One, Lego Movie, the Oh My Disney scene in Wreck it Ralph 2), but you have to do something interesting with the things you’re referencing.
This is empty and really, really dull.
It honestly feels like a 2 hour long HBO Max commercial.
1/10