"I cannot believe she hasn't called me."
"Well, have you called her?"
"Ah, no. She was the one that left, plus she is the one that rings me."
"It's sort of funny in a way, isn't it? Because if you were a bit more like me, this argument probably wouldn't be happening. Like, because my sort of approach is to kind of just go with the flow. Whereas your approach is to sort of... scream abuse at the flow until it starts crying."
"How's that working out for you? Just because last time I checked, you flowed right into living in your sister's house, sobbing in the bathroom at night."
"I do not sob, OK? I'm not sobbing."
"Well, I hope that's you crying, because if that is you masturbating then you need help."

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