“KILL YOURSELF TROY”

“KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS-“
“Woah what is going on”
“It’s… in all caps”

“Nurrrthing.”
“Your hiding something”
“What??? Just cause I said nurthing?”
“Yes”

“Look me in the eyes, liked the bear did”
:eye::eye::eyes::eyes:
“Okay, I believe you, and together, we are gonna catch the SOB that did this”
“Ugh I’m so glad he didn’t headbutt me in the penis”
“That’s all I was thinking about”

“OH COME ON, I’M THE CREEPY GUY THATS SUPPOSED TO BE AT STUFF YOU HAVE HAPPEN”

“They are…closed, we will come back later.”

“DAMN, Sarge!”
“Maybe I do like the sash”

“Twitter thinks you are a bot.”
“WHY?! I’m a human! A human male!”

“Say it with me Jake, you’ve been-…”
“DENIED!
“Buttslammed, wait what?”
“Denied… like the stamp.”
“Oh that’s so much better, buttslammed is so stupid!”

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