• Jake: I want to do what I do every year. Sit at home, watch football, and eat mayo nut spoonsies. Those are spoonfuls of mayo sprinkled with peanuts.
  • Captain Holt: That's revolting.
  • Jake: Maybe so, but it's what I invented when I was six because my mom was working so I had to make dinner for myself. My sad story trumps your insult. Jake! Jake! Jake! Jake!
  • Boyle randomly passing outside the door: Jake! Jake! Jake!

I love them so much

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