Shout by Saint Pauly

F9 2021

Like a poker game where they throw wild cards at your face: this movie will drop deuces on your eyes.

And anyone who thinks I was reaching for that analogy clearly hasn't seen this film where they have giant magnets that only attract the metal they want them to, a young woman who's never driven before in her life drives a stick shift truck that passes a Porsche and where they drive. in. space. In space!

This is the Donald Trump of the Fast and Furious franchise because the fact it wasn't universally condemned but actually thrived is a sign that human beings as a species are irrevocably doomed.

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