The entire set-up was so pointless I thought I missed something.
So they're on Earth, 65 million years ago. Adam Driver is a space man. There are no humans on Earth.
So you just KNOW that this movie is going to be some silly "first man" story and will lead to the advent of human life on Earth.
NOPE. It doesn't matter. At all. They escape Earth, The End. I guess we just evolved independently, even though there are other humans already out in space?
This aspect just kind of blew my mind. Just... why?
There is basically no story, there's no character, there isn't really much anything. I'd love to see a real copy of the script because I imagine it's like 5 pages.
It feels like a weirdly big budget adaptation of a forgotten mid-budget video game from like 2005.
I don't know how they talked Driver into this. I'm guessing they managed some trickery by only having to pay basically one real actor in the whole movie and everything else be CG, letting them spend a relatively large percentage of their budget on him.
I wasn't expecting a masterpiece, obviously, but it was just such a waste of time.
Review by BLAQKVIP 7BlockedParent2024-02-28T20:16:08Z
It is an incredibly nothing movie.
The entire set-up was so pointless I thought I missed something.
So they're on Earth, 65 million years ago. Adam Driver is a space man. There are no humans on Earth.
So you just KNOW that this movie is going to be some silly "first man" story and will lead to the advent of human life on Earth.
NOPE. It doesn't matter. At all. They escape Earth, The End. I guess we just evolved independently, even though there are other humans already out in space?
This aspect just kind of blew my mind. Just... why?
There is basically no story, there's no character, there isn't really much anything. I'd love to see a real copy of the script because I imagine it's like 5 pages.
It feels like a weirdly big budget adaptation of a forgotten mid-budget video game from like 2005.
I don't know how they talked Driver into this. I'm guessing they managed some trickery by only having to pay basically one real actor in the whole movie and everything else be CG, letting them spend a relatively large percentage of their budget on him.
I wasn't expecting a masterpiece, obviously, but it was just such a waste of time.