Review by JasperKazai
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BlockedParentSpoilers2024-04-07T23:33:48Z— updated 2024-04-12T02:35:16Z

Alright, they've now wrapped up the one ongoing mystery from 1955. Penelope Blossom was a Soviet agent all along, and the milkman was murdering on behalf of Clifford Blossom. Yep, makes perfect sense, who the fuck cares. Time to tie this shit back to the modern timeline and finish this already.
I love the idea that "the powers that be" in this show are the prinicpal of a high school, and the psychiatrist that works at a high school. Doesn't get more powerful than that!
I know it ultimately doesn't matter and it's just typical lazy Riverdale writing, but they really should've made up a fake metal/element to use as their scary MacGuffin, rather than palladium. Because palladium is real and very much does not do anything they claim it does.

Betty's all like "I'll drive myself once I pass my driver's test." How? With what car? It's not like they give you a free car when you earn your license. And it doesn't seem like your parents are going to want to lend you their car.
What kind of driving school would begin with a parallel parking lesson? That makes absolutely no sense.

Pretty sure it's supposed to have been at least a few months since Ethel's parents were murdered. Why is the Muggs house still unoccupied and still full of all their stuff? Who is paying for that house?

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