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How do you think an alien would interpret Quentin Tarantino's film Pulp Fiction? Let's find out and discover the hidden meaning in the beloved film.
The greatest sci-fi film of all time also has funny monkeys.
How would an alien interpret the hidden meaning in Mean Girls? Let's find out!
Garex Wormuloid delivers what is probably one of the most profound analyses of the film Trainspotting.
One of the best movies of the century. Garyx explains the obsession with Truth in Oldboy
Garyx points out what propaganda you missed in The Dark Knight.
Talk about a movie that aged well.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon The Shawshank Redemption?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Almost Famous?
Here's an interstellar analysis of human festivities on said break.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Forrest Gump?
Is Toy Story 3 a socialist dystopia?
Garyx provides a probing analysis of A New Hope.
Are there hints of Buddhism in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back?
Fondly remembered as the Star Wars that killed the franchise for 16 years.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon The Lego Movie? Let's find out how they would piece together Emmet's story. (Pun intended, obviously).
Garyx tackles The Godfather the cinematic classic about the ultimate family aka the Mob aka the Mobbly-Wobbly. (Warning: NSFW ending)
The Lion King's noble lie brought to you by Garyx Wormuloid.
Featuring two nobodies Kate Winslet & Leonardo DiCaprio, Garyx uncovers the hidden meaning behind Titanic.
You can take the blue pill, or the red pill... or you could just watch this video on The Matrix.
Garyx Wormuloid explores this classic directed by visionary auteur Stan Lee Kubrick and starring visionary golfer Jack Nicklaus.
Today, Garyx evaluates a film featuring a protagonist who has come down with the rare human condition, "unexplained mutant ice powers." It's also known as Frozen.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Akira? Welcome to Earthling Cinema, where we examine the last remaining artifacts of a once-proud culture and try to understand what human lives were like before their planet was destroyed. I'm your host, Garyx Wormuloid.
There's so much to learn in this one. Most importantly, stay off the freeway.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Avatar?
Here's why people went bananas over Inception. I got a 'kick' out of it too, if you know what I.. dream.
Garyx reveals how the Hunger Games is filled with gluten in The Hidden Meaning behind The Hunger Games.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon the first season of Breaking Bad?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon the second season of Breaking Bad?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon the third season of Breaking Bad?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon the fourth season of Breaking Bad?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon the final season of Breaking Bad?
Get your milkshakes ready. Here's what you missed in There Will Be Blood.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon The Wolf of Wall Street?
Guardians of the Galaxy launched the first movie for this superhero team - where Peter Quill must rally his ragtag group together to save the universe. Is there more to the meaning of this film than we know? Let's ask our friend Garyx!
There's a lot more to Mad Max: Fury Road than car chases.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon the Stanley Q-Bert classic, A Clockwork Orange?
With The Incredibles 2 debuting this weekend, Garyx reminds you about what's incredible about the original Mr. Incredible: mediocrity & herd morality.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Brokeback Mountain?
Unpacking Matthew McConnaissance and the religious message in Interstellar.
Want to dominate the Blade Runner 2049 discussion? Watch this.
The story of a studio that will stop at nothing to retain the rights to its most lucrative franchise.
Garyx uncovers the hidden meaning behind The Social Network, which is about the website that humans access in order to resent their friends (aka Facebook).
Predators, drugs, attractive bunnies, and political corruption: Zootopia is surprisingly packed with adult themes in a Disney movie.
Memento is a take on the "noir" genre- second only to pinot noir in greatness.
This week’s artifact is Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, the sequel to the prequel reboot of the remake of a franchise based on a book by a French secret agent.
Winner of not one, not two, but zero Academy Awards.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois' How to Train Your Dragon?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Alejandro Iñárritu's Birdman? The film follows Riggan Thomson, a mentally ill former movie star who puts on a Broadstreet play in an attempt to jumpstart his car. What? Oh, not car. Career.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Vicky Jensen and Andrew Adamson's Shrek? Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek is revenge against Disney.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon James DeMonaco's The Purge?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Christopher Nolan's Batman Begins? Garyx explores the origin story of Batman: how a rich white kid with dead parents turns into a batman due to some odd fashion choices.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon David Fincher's Gone Girl? Exploring the vanishing phenomenon of calculating human women. Only on a Class 12 planet!
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Andrew Stanton's Finding Dory? Garyx illuminates Pixar's epic of a Forgetful Fish living with a disability in the Obamacare years.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Seth Rogen's Sausage Party? In this animated film, a sausage aims to discover the truth about his existence. But is there a deeper hidden meaning to his existential journey? Let's ask resident intergalactic expert - Garyx Wormuloid.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Andrew Stanton's WALL·E? Our story begins on Earth, which the Earthlings have abandoned in protest of the electoral college.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Jon Favreau's The Jungle Book?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Zack Snyder's Watchmen? Watch Garyx's analysis about Demi Moore and the Blurred Lines (not the song) of Superhero-dom.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Disney's Aladdin? Garyx explains Aladdin, the cave of Oneders, and Jafar's Capitalist Philosophy.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon David Yates' Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2? Garyx re-examines Harry Potter and how it hates fascists.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Disney's Beauty and the Beast? Does this movie value physical beauty over everything else?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Scott Derrickson's Doctor Strange? Strange studies super hard and reads a whole bunch of library books, almost as if he’s never heard of Thug Notes.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Terry Gilliam's Brazil?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Denis Villeneuve's Arrival? Starring thirty-eight time Oscar nominee and zero time Oscar winner Amy Adams, long may she reign.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon M. Night Shyamalan's Split? The director himself is “split” into two different people: a competent director and one of the shittiest directors of all time.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Ridley Scott's Prometheus?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Alex Garland's Ex Machina?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Jordan Peele's Get Out? Garyx tries to make sense of these earthlings.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon James Mangold's Logan?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Amy Heckerling's Clueless? Watch Garyx get slapped around when trapped in Cher-speak while discussing the superficial meaning behind this movie.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Hayao Miyazaki's Spirited Away? Poor Garyx had to watch this artifact uncensored, but he made it though to provide you with the critical messages in the movie.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon James Gunn's Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon William Friedkin's The Exorcist?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Christopher Nolan's The Prestige?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Pete Docter's UP? This movie reminds earthlings to enjoy the simple things in life.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Mary Harron's American Psycho?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Peter Weir's The Truman Show?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Andrés Muschietti's IT?
This week, Garyx delve into the blockbuster film made by his nephew Tommy Wiseau, The Room.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Trey Parker's Team America: World Police? Watch Garyx's salute to Team America and God Bless America Ferrera.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan? Garyx explores an artifact of a young ballerina willing to do anything to join the Swan Lakers.
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Steven Spielberg's Jaws?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Jon Watts' Spider-man Homecoming?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon the Russo brothers' Avengers: Infinity War?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Drew Goddard's The Cabin in the Woods?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Marco Brambilla's Demolition Man?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Pixar's Incredibles 2?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Star Wars: The Last Jedi?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon La La Land?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Marvel's Black Panther?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon the relics of Disneyland?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon I, Robot?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Toy Story?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Captain America: Civil War?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Rick and Morty?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Jurassic Park?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon The Dark Knight Rises?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Sharknado? What would the future's brightest alien mind have to say about the movie Sharknado? Is he hilariously wrong or saying what we are all *really* thinking?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon The Office?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Cowboy Bebop?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Groundhog Day?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Apocalypse Now?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Snowpiercer?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Coco?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon the video game BioShock?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Vampire’s Kiss?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Jordan Peele’s Us?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Shrek 2?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Alfonso Cuarón’s Children of Men?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Taika Waititi’s Thor: Ragnarok?
What if an alien in the future stumbled upon Mike Judge’s Idiocracy?
