Add
Private Notes
Joan & Barbie are now members of their own special "club" but has Eddie thinks he's evened out the white to black ratio, a new neighbour looks to upset the balance. But who is moving in and who is moving out??
Eddie's day is slowly going from bad to worse. First he's had to do the housework, then Manchester United, his beloved team, have lost 3-0 and Bill has won the top prize of a trip to Paris in the social club raffle. With an extra ticket up for grabs, Eddie begins his "Creep Your Way To Paris" Campaign.
Eddie & Bill have been called into work on New Year's Eve, leaving a very pregnant Joan and Barbie alone at home. Not one to miss out on a good celebration Eddie decides to throw a party at the factory, whilst the wives are having problems with an intruder.
There is only one person Eddie dislikes more than his next door neighbour and that's the mother-in-law Mind You, the feeling is mutual Joan's mother has never made a secret that she thinks her Daughter married below her station. Ding Ding, Let The Fight Begin.
After a Father's Evening at the Antinatal Clinic, Eddie and Bill strike up a bet: can Eddie last 24 hours without insulting his neighbour? it's goung to tahe an awfull lot of willpower, especially as Bill is going out of his way to provoke a verbal attack.
The countdown to the big day has started, but so have the rumours, Are Eddie and Bill really the fathers of their unborn children or has Specky Nuttall, the window cleaner, been doing more than he's being paid for?
Like any good husband Eddie is taking no chances when it comes to getting Joan to the Hospital on time. The route has been planned and he's borrowed a car, nothing can go wrong... or can it?
At last the great day he here, Eddie and Bill are about to become fathers. True to tradition they decide to drink to the oscassion, as usual Eddie takes it one step to far...
