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A crouton is bombarded by atomic atoms inside the Large Hadron Collider until it is magically able to travel into the past and future. Skinny Wimple stars in 'The Time Crouton'.
Here's a magic trick you can try out on your friends. Pick a card, any card. Put it in your mouth. Eat it, then go to the toilet. Then invite them in and ask sarcastically, "Is that your card?"
For centuries the Taklamakan Desert in China's northwest has been known as the 'desert of death'. Now, you can have your very own piece of heaven starting from as little as ,000!
'And lo, when I did wake from my sleep and open my eyes I was blind, my sight vanished into darkness like the sun at midnight.' Cataractus 20:20
Single 42-yr-old male writer of electronic program guide, non-smoker, GSOH, uni-educated, seeks attractive female to write electronic program guide for Good Times starring Jimmi 'Dyn-o-mite' Walker. Discretion assured.
Mad as Hell shirtfronts sexist girlie men, racist professors, xenophobic singlets and plenty more besides. Blistering satire that's ready to be popped with a needle-sharp lampoon? You bet I are, you bet we am.
Dave, it's me. Sorry I didn't get back to you, been flat out writing this EPG. I guess you want to know about the rocket? Well, good news - Derek Jacobi's on board! Call me.
A half-fortnightly reaping, threshing and winnowing of current affairs asphodel by the combine harvester that is Shaun Micallef.
Roderick prised open the coffin - and gasped. On the underside of the lid were dozens of ragged scratches! He stepped back, horrified. Could it be? Had he really buried his beloved wife... in a second hand coffin?
Final episode competition time! For your chance at a great prize from the ABC, just tell us in seven million words or more 'The Best Thing About Being Prolix'. (NOT VALID IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA)
