Lindsay Lohan's Caanes-related no-show court appearance; "Bieber Fever" hits American Idol; Joey Fatone's retun on Dancing with the Stars; the new Miss USA's pole-dancing and film past comes to light; Kate Gosselin tries to choose a new mate on Extra; Chris Klein's exciting "audition" for Mama Mia!; anticipation builds for "everyone" for Sex and the City 2; "Bordeom Busters" on Today; Access Hollywood's Maria Menounos and Community's Ken Jeong drop by; football-loving husband gives "birth" on Wife Swap; Heidi tries (unsuccessfully) to approximate a facial expression on The Hills; MTV's The Dudesons in America; former astronaut Buzz Aldrin's "spacey" introduction on WWE Raw.
Plus: the Kick-Ass Clip of the Week, The Soup salutes the end of Tyra, by showing Tyra talking about Tyra.
