American Idol continues to power through the bat-sh-t crazy auditions, and Steven Tyler continues to power through the bat-sh-t crazy voices in his head...
The Bachelor's Brad Womack stops by to ask forgiveness for his horrible actions three years ago...which apparently involved killing Joel's cat...
Jersey Shore announces it will move to Italy to smush Italian women, and The Situation announces he will move downstairs so Ronnie can smush a drunken woman...
RuPaul's Drag Race returns to your TV but forgets to bring its pants...
And Oprah Winfrey's half-sister stops by, who evidently looks exactly like Adam Carolla...
