Letters Written by 2nd and 5th Grade Students Regarding Being a Turkey.
Guests: George Carlin, Barney Odom and his tree climbing dog
Robert Goulet, Waddie Mitchell, Baxter Black
Starring George Carlin, Susan Sullivan, and Sheryl Lee Ralph
Actress Shelley Long; actress Liv Ullman; comedian Bob Nelson.
Actor Christopher Reeve; comic Dana Carvey; comic Frank Olivier
Actor Danny DeVito; Calvin Trillin; Rohan Varavadekar.
Starring Tim Conway and Harry Anderson
Actor Alan Thicke; actress Rebeca Arthur; boxer Marvelous Marvin Hagler.
Actor Sherman Hemsley; sports figure Joe Garagiola; Dalton Stevens.
Sam Donaldson; Fred Greenlee.
A spoof on the garbage barges that are combing the Eastern Seaboard. Johnny telephones EPA in Louisiana to find out why they won't let New York's garbage be dumped in their state.
Actor Eddie Murphy; comic Ellen DeGeneres; actress Jane Leeves; actress Teresa Gazel.
Dan Aykroyd, Bobby Kelton, Helen Shaver.
With Actor Patrick Duffy, and Physicist Prof. Jearl Walker
Actor Mark Harmon shows a clip from his new film "Summer School"; national hollerin' contest winner Charles Batton of Louisburg, N.C. chats with Johnny and does some hollerin'; Comic Barry Sobel goofs around.
Actor Dan Aykroyd; comic Bobby Kelton; actress Helen Shaver.
Wildlife expert Joan Embery brings a Koala bear, his albino brother and a Lemur to visit; comedian Bob Nelson does a great stand up bit and chats with Johnny. This is a fun and interesting episode as Johnny is very relaxed after two weeks vacation and we see a slightly different side of him. In the opening monologue he tells an un PC joke about a political figure that would have been funny if Don Rickles told it but the audience doesn't accept it coming from Johnny. He talks shop openly on camera with Fred DeCordova and others who are giving him cues. He even slips up and uses salty language a couple of times during the show. At the close of the show it was bad enough to get bleeped out. Johnny immediately realizes what he said and apologizes to America before saying good night.
Abbe Jaye; actor Paul Sorvino; actor Jon Lovitz.
With Actress Christina Pickles, Comedian John Mendoza, Kayaker Ed Gillet. Doc's gardening experience with tomatoes
Sports announcer Joe Garagiola; comedian Dennis Wolfberg; actress Lisa Jane Persky.
Comic David Brenner; actor Don Johnson; actor Dale Robertson.
Groucho Marx, Jack Benny, Judy Garland, Dianna Ross, Jackson 5