Benoit Teves
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The Holdovers
The Color Purple
Five Nights at Freddy's
The Exorcist: Believer
Bottoms

Heathers meets But I’m A Cheerleader for Gen Z - in the best way you can possibly imagine. Sexually charged, queer, violent, and absolutely hysterical, this is a new camp comedy that I HIGHLY recommend.

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Godzilla Minus One
Foe
The Fall of the House of Usher
The Kill Room

Generally speaking, the tone is pretty inconsistent here, but I still enjoyed the majority of this movie, even if it’s not totally sure what it wants to be. Sam Jackson does what Sam Jackson does best, Joe Manganiello is a brooding hitman-turned-artist, and Uma Thurman is manic in a very hit-or-miss performance depending on the scene. Tension is well-built throughout and leads to a climax that ties everything together, but in a way that is, perhaps, too clean. Part fine-art satire, part crime comedy, and part introspective study on what it means to be an artist, I just wish The Kill Room had settled into one lane a bit more deeply.

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Imaginary
Night Swim
Wish
Slotherhouse

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BlockedParent2023-10-05T06:10:07Z— updated 2023-10-19T05:31:58Z

There have only been a few times when I truly have been in disbelief over what I’m seeing on screeen; for example, the portals scene in Avengers: Endgame, or all of the actors they got to reprise roles from years ago for Spider-Man: No Way Home.

And now, Slotherhouse.

Now, is this script good? Not by a longshot. Is the acting good? Nope - abysmal. This is, by all accounts, a terrible movie. A murderous and inexplicably literate sloth (that survives more violence than Michael Meyers does in the original Halloween) operates a computer, a motor vehicle, runs a social media account and wields a sword while terrorizing a sorority house. Characters seem to teleport between scenes, and for a supposed slasher movie, the kills are very tame. This movie is a mess.

And yet, I can’t help but recommend it. Purely for the ludicrous but entertaining (and maybe camp?) nature of what I just sat through. This is probably best in a group setting where everyone knows exactly what they’re getting into and is ready to just go with it. I think it’s worth a spot on your October watchlist!

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Shortcomings

If your social media is anything like mine, you haven’t even heard of this movie because of Barbenheimer’s success and Haunted Mansion’s flop - and that’s a shame. This is a really well-written movie that follows a sort of slow-motion wreck of a relationship and someone coming to terms with their own flaws. There are a couple of sporadic moments of disengenuity in a few of the performances, but it’s funny, and the couple’s arguments are so naturally written that it almost feels invasive to watch them happen. If you can find a showing of this one, check it out while you can! It probably won’t be around for long.

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Civil War
Perfect Days
The Zone of Interest
The Persian Version

Definitely not what I expected from the trailers! While the comedic tone is definitely there, this is much more of a family history that spans decades and countries. We’re introduced to Leila at the start, but most of the movie is actually her mother’s story - and it works. I think the non-linear approach to the plot gets a little unfocused in several moments (we jump from early 2000s to the 80s to the 90s to the 60s - in that order), but it all connects in the end, which healthy conflict should always lead to, right? At its heart, this is a story about daughters, mothers, and the strain to understand one another across generations and cultures.

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No Hard Feelings

A genuinely funny raunchy comedy that also has a hefty scoop of feel-good in the mix! In addition to finally bringing Jennifer Lawrence back to acting, it’s also nice to see a comedy like this in theatres again, among all of the blockbusters and franchise installments. (Andrew Barth Feldman was also really good - his jump into screen work looks good for him.)

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Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

Woof. If the heinously generic, blobby animation isn’t enough of a turn-off, maybe the plot points derivatively stolen from far superior movies (Turning Red, The Little Mermaid) are. With painful teenage dialogue clearly written by adults who have maybe spoken to one or two Gen Z-ers in their entire life, this is the easiest “pass” recommendation I’ve made in a long time.

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Nimona

On the opposite side of the animation coin from yesterday with Ruby Gillman, Nimona is colorful, unique, and very clever. The animation is beautiful, the production design is wildly imaginative (medieval futurism?), and there is queer representation abound. It’s on Netflix - highly recommend.

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Oppenheimer

Re: Barbenheimer

I think it’s a really rare thing when releases are SO eagerly anticipated and then so wholeheartedly deliver. I enjoyed both of these movies immensely for wildly different reasons; Barbie is a fantastically feminist, candy-colored camp fantasy that delivers laughs and thoughts on existentialism and humanity; and Oppenheimer is a dramatically dense, fast-paced character study that delivers dread and thoughts on…existentialism and humanity. Funny how the two meet there.

Aside from the movies themselves, it has been YEARS since a movie theatre has felt so electric as when my husband and I saw Barbie on Thursday night. The outfits and “Hi, Barbie!” exclamations left and right fed directly into a delightfully enthusiastic audience - and then I didn’t hear a peep during my Oppenheimer screening this evening, which is a far cry from the typical Friday night audience.

This has been my favorite week at the movies in a very long time.

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Haunted Mansion

An appropriate number for this movie, huh? I went into this with a great deal of reservations, but I came out having had a great time. I think Disney struck a better balance between the spooky and the funny here than they did with the 2003 version. Disney Parks fans are going to LOVE the details here. The score was delightful with the recurring attraction motif throughout. I think it’s an odd choice to release this one in July, but they did it with Hocus Pocus in 1993, and look at that now (though Hocus Pocus is arguably a better movie). This gets a thumbs up from me (but keep in mind, I am a HUGE Disney fan, so your mileage may vary).

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Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe

Based on the book of the same name, this is a touching little movie all about the journey to self-discovery, but more importantly, self-acceptance. While there are a few moments of questionable acting, this movie takes some swings at showing how harsh and damaging of a journey it can be to finally understanding yourself - and it really hits the point hard. (Plus, it takes place in 1987 El Paso, and the boys’ wardrobes are fantastic.)

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Snack Shack
Lisa Frankenstein
The Teachers' Lounge
Origin
Down Low

This new queer movie was quietly released this past week and I think it’s absolutely worth a watch! Gary (Zachary Quinto) is a divorced gay man facing the end of his life who has finally decided to try to live a gay life. He hires Cameron (Lucas Gage) for a “massage” and things quickly go WAY off the rails as Cameron tries to thrust Gary into gay hookup culture. As absolutely madcap as this gets (an accidental death, the dark web, and an Ambien-riddled neighbor), the cast stays very small and focused, and ultimately culminates in a surprisingly emotional ending.

Lucas Gage is hilarious as an overt gay “guide” to Quinto’s straight man - watching their relationship develop is one of the biggest joys of this movie. Well, that, and Judith Light as a drug-addled neighbor who just needed to borrow some flour. She’s a gem.

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Stan Lee

There’s not a ton of new information in this documentary, but if you’re a Marvel fan and are interested in learning more about how it all began, this is a great watch. The focus is on Stan’s life, but his story and the story of Marvel Comics are inextricably linked. (And it’s under 90 minutes, which is a godsend nowadays.)

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