Jerry Howell

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Star Trek: The Next Generation: 1x02 The Naked Now

This is a remake of an episode from the original series; like many remakes, it's inferior to the original. While this one has its moments, some disturbing content--especially implied sexual relations between Data and a human woman--messed this up for me. The language was actually rather clean...until the last scene or two; then they fouled it up.

Content Concerns:
Sex: Implied sex between a male-type android and a human woman; Data is stopped short before making a crude joke. 2/5
Nudity: A woman is seen wearing an outfit that displays her midriff, her back, and a bit of the lower part of her chest. 3/5
Language: Four or so d-words; one or two h-words; two or three misuses of God's name. 2/5
Violence: Sci-fi action violence throughout. 3/5
Drugs: It is said that the reactions that the crew has are like being intoxicated. 4/5
Frightening/Intense Scenes: Plenty of emotional intensity; the ship nearly gets destroyed; Geordi is seen without his visor. 3/5

Score: 3/5

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The Good Witch's Garden
Gilligan's Island: 1x01 Two on a Raft

Synopsis: A boat voyage gone wrong leads to several people being stranded on an island. An attempt to make it back to civilization and get help goes awry, with hilarious results.

The Good: They don't make them like this anymore! Seriously, this was good fun.

The Bad: I didn't know it was in black and white, but, that's a minor complaint.

Content Concerns:
Sex: None.
Nudity: One woman is seen in a bare-midriff outfit; another in a low-cut dress; both multiple times.
Language: Nothing worse than "golly".
Violence: Comedic pratfalls; no blood or gore, and nobody dies.
Drugs: None.
Frightening/Intense Scenes: The sharks; scenes of peril; emotional intensity; a scene with a tribal native who is really Gilligan.

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars: 2x15 Senate Murders

Space opera meets murder mystery? Sounds like a weird mix...but it works!

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars: 2x13 Voyage of Temptation

Action-packed and fun. Better than The Last Jedi any day of the week.

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Superman: The Animated Series: 2x26 Apokolips... Now! (2)

A great episode with lots of action! The only downsides were the two misuses of God's name and Superman seeming to throw a very un-superhero-like tantrum.

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Star Trek: 1x29 Operation: Annihilate!

A satisfying conclusion to the first season, ending my monthly goal on a high note. Now, on to Justice League!

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Star Trek: The Next Generation: 1x24 Conspiracy

The worst episode of any Trek series I've seen in a while. Though the acting was great and the plot was decent, a higher amount of profanities than usual, not the mention the creepy aliens, messed things up for me. Let's hope the season finale ends things on a better note.

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Lizzie McGuire: 2x29 Grand Ole Grandma

Doris Roberts is always a joy, and this episode was fun and cute, as usual.

Content Concerns:
Sex: None. 5/5
Nudity: Lizzie wears an outfit that shows some slight midriff. 4/5
Language: None. 5/5
Violence: Comedic pratfalls. 4/5
Drugs: None. 5/5
Frightening/Intense Scenes: Slight emotional intensity. 4/5
Other: A reference to feng shui. 4/5

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Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!: 1x02 A Clue for Scooby-Doo

Like usual, this was a fun little whodunit.

Content Concerns:
Sex: None. 5/5
Nudity: None. 5/5
Language: Nothing worse than "gosh". 4/5
Violence: Comedic pratfalls throughout. 4/5
Drugs: None. 5/5
Frightening/Intense Scenes: A scary ghost; a dark, brooding feel. 3/5

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Lizzie McGuire: 2x14 Just Like Lizzie

The iconic episodes keep coming! Loved this one! (That robot Lizzie was creepy, though.)

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Lizzie McGuire: 2x12 Best Dressed for Much Less

It seems like all of the iconic episodes--such as this one--are in the second season.

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Joan of Arcadia: 1x02 The Fire and the Wood

Mostly touching and uplifting, though there was an excess of profanities--about ten or so--and Joan's wardrobe could have been a bit more modest at times. Plus, the DVD version suffers from lacking the original opening credits.

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Lizzie McGuire: 1x31 Gordo's Bar Mitzvah

An interesting look at the Jewish tradition of a bat mitzvah.

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Bill Nye: The Science Guy: 5x12 Caves

Maybe it was the subject matter, but this one wasn't as fun as the others. The musical number was a delight, though.

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Lizzie McGuire: 1x26 Scarlett Larry

More old-school fun featuring my old flame, Lizzie McGuire. The one thing I object to is Kate's wardrobe during gym class.

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The Lion King II: Simba's Pride
Lizzie McGuire: 1x04 Pool Party
Star Trek: 1x04 The Naked Time

Amazing job by all of the actors involved! The plot kept me interested, and, all in all, I had a blast with this one.

Content Concerns:
Sex: Men flirting with women. 4/5
Nudity: Shirtless guy. 4/5
Language: Name-calling. 4/5
Violence: A slap fight; a guy nearly kills himself; someone writes on walls with blood (not graphic). 3/5
Drugs: It is said that the chemical that causes the crew members to act crazy is similar to alcohol. 4/5
Frightening/Intense Scenes: The writing with blood; another scene involving blood; some emotional intensity. 3/5

Score: 5/5

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Batman: 1x02 Smack in the Middle

They don't make shows like this anymore! Filled with action, humor, and heroism, this was a wonderful blast from the past.

Content Concerns:
Sex: A young woman disguises herself as a male superhero; someone sees through her disguise, though not because of her physique. 4/5
Nudity: Cleavage. 4/5
Language: Name-calling. 4/5
Violence: Superhero action violence throughout; one scene implies the death of a young woman. 3/5
Drugs: Laughing gas is used. 4/5
Frightening/Intense Scenes: Along with what was mentioned under violence, the villain could be a tad frightening for some viewers. 4/5

Score: 4.5/5

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The Real Ghostbusters: 1x01 Ghosts Я Us

My Thoughts: While I've never seen the original Ghostbusters movies, I enjoyed this cartoon episode. The animation was great, it was full of action and comedy, and there was plenty of old-school charm. The one rough spot was Lorenzo Music; nothing against the late actor, but the voice he used in this show not only sounded too much like the one he used for Garfield, but didn't seem appropriate for the character. Other than that, I enjoyed this one.

Content Concerns:
Sex: Playful kissing. 4/5
Nudity: Big, baby-like monster wearing only a diaper. 4/5
Language: None. 5/5
Violence: Fantasy action violence and comedic pratfalls throughout. 3/5
Drugs: None. 5/5
Frightening/Intense Scenes: The ghosts/monsters can be a bit scary. 3/5
Other: A bit of gross-out humor. 4/5

Score: 4/5

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The Batman/Superman Movie: World's Finest

A TV episode masquerading as a movie. For more, see the review:

http://rwlreviews.blogspot.com/2014/11/quickie-movie-review-batman-superman.html

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Teen Titans: 2x07 Transformation

This has to be one of the worst episodes of a superhero show, if not any show, I’ve seen in a while! An annoying and unnecessary narrator, hideously creepy monsters, a dumb plot…yeah, even if I rewatch this season, I’ll skip this episode.

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Star Trek: The Next Generation: 3x16 The Offspring

Who knew that Lizzie McGuire’s mom once played a robot?

As an old-school Disney Channel fan, I was surprised!

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Smallville: 2x04 Red

I can’t believe this episode taught me a new word: hari kari. Who would have thought that a superhero series would add to my already large vocabulary?

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Hot Wheels Battle Force 5: 1x12 Double Down

Be warned: On the "Season One, Volume Two" DVD, this episode has NO SOUND! :(

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Adventures in Wonderland: 1x02 Lip-Sunk

Hooray! Huzzah! Oh, glorious day! This series is FINALLY on Disney Plus!

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Faith of My Fathers

The title Faith of My Fathers sounds like a Christian movie, right?

Well...this isn't.

Though an interesting look at the life and struggles of John McCain, as close to Christian as this film gets is the prisoners singing "Silent Night" on Christmas.

It's also rife with profanity; while I've heard from my friends in the military that such language is to be expected, as someone who has never served, it was a big shock to my old-school sensibilities, as was the scene involving a stripper.

The out-of-order chronology at the beginning was also annoying.

On the plus side, it shows the horrors of war very well; one scene made me feel like I was watching Saw instead, not that I would ever bother with such garbage.

With Senator McCain departed from this earth, it's good to know that his story has been preserved for all posterity...including in celluloid form.

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Breakfast at Tiffany's
A Shoe Addict's Christmas

Christmas movies seem to be a dime a dozen these days; every year, more and more Yuletide flicks get released, but many of them are rather derivative of previous films. That’s especially true of Hallmark Channel telefilms; that network often recycles plots and stars throughout the year, but especially during the holiday season. That’s why I generally don’t watch them; a couple of years ago, I made the mistake of seeing two Hallmark Christmas movies within a few weeks of each other... and they had the exact same plot. Still, I was looking for something festive at my local library to watch this week, and this was the best I could find. For what it was, it was fun; Candace Cameron Bure did a great job as the lead, and the story was entertaining despite being unoriginal. As far as Christmas films go, you could do much worse.

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