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The Dick Van Dyke Show: 4x06 Romances, Roses, and Rye Bread

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BlockedParentSpoilers2019-08-11T18:35:21Z

How did Bert know where Sally lived? Stalker much?

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Rick and Morty: 3x04 Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender

Who the fuck is Noob Noob?

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American Vandal: 2x03 Leaving a Mark

"What if this is just DeMarcus thinking that poop is funny?"
"Poop is funny."

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Sorry to Bother You

Well, now I know what it would look like if BoJack Horseman was real…and naked.

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Twin Peaks: 3x03 Part 3

"Is it about the bunny?"

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: 12x08 The Gang Tends Bar

"No! Not Jerry! Not the worm! Never the worm!"

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Marvel's Luke Cage: 2x13 They Reminisce Over You

That was a nice homage to The Godfather towards the end, but the way Luke talked to Misty was too much of an abrupt shift in character. I know Mariah hoped the club would corrupt Luke, but I figured that would happen slowly during season 3, not two minutes later in this episode.

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Arrested Development: 5x02 Self-Deportation

I have an easier time following Westworld's timeline than this season of AD.

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The Honeymoon Stand Up Special: 1x03 The Couples Roast

"Do you share a unicycle or do you each ride your own?"

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Hereditary

This was a really freaky and well-made movie. It built the tension up very slowly, cutting it periodically with misdirection and great humor (the whole audience was cracking up a lot). It went in a different direction than what I was expecting from the trailer and kept me guessing, but thinking back on it, I realized there was lots of foreshadowing early on ( the "strangers" at the grandmother's funeral, the grandmother wanting Charlie to be a boy, the grandmother insisting on feeding Charlie herself, Charlie cutting off the bird's head, the symbol on the telephone pole that knocked Charlie's head off, etc. ). I didn't think it was very scary—though that's my typical opinion of most "scary" movies—but I was never, ever bored. The story sucked me in, and Toni Collette's performance was so good. Definitely worth seeing.

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Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: 5x22 The End

So did they blow their budget before they got to the Tahiti scene? It was so jarringly and painfully obvious Coulson and May were standing in front of a green screen. It's like no one even tried to blend them in with the environment.

Also, the notion that SHIELD's little team could save all the people in the numerous buildings that the ship crashed into was ludicrous.

Otherwise, this was a great and emotional ending to the season (and thankfully not the show). I'm looking forward to Season 6: The Search for Fitz.

"Hey Mack, I think my legs are broken." <— GUT PUNCH

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Avengers: Infinity War

DRAX: Tell him about the dance off to save the Universe!
TONY: What dance off?
PETER PARKER: Like in Footloose? The movie?
PETER QUILL: EXACTLY like Footloose!

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Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: 5x15 Rise and Shine

Can we have a Hydra High School spin-off?

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Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: 5x12 The Real Deal

"You on the bride's side or groom's?"
So the grandson of two geniuses is a total moron…nice.

Also, how did that woman get Deke's DNA to run a "genetic profile"? It's not like he was wounded and bleeding in the jail cell.

Also also, thankfully, this "fear dimension" didn't bring Ward back from the dead…again.

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Marvel's Jessica Jones: 2x09 AKA Shark in the Bathtub, Monster in the Bed

Jessica's mom: "You're just going to waste good booze."
Jessica: "It's bottom shelf."

Ah, mother-daughter bonding.

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Marvel's Jessica Jones: 2x07 AKA I Want Your Cray Cray

This season should've been released on Mother's Day to honor Jessica's awful moms.

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Marvel's Jessica Jones: 2x04 AKA God Help the Hobo

"I should've punched him in the Tesla years ago."

I didn't realize how much I missed you, Jessica Jones.

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Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: 5x11 All the Comforts of Home
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"Have you even tried Zima?" LOL

But seriously though, where is this bar that doesn't make you pay or open a tab when you order?

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Curb Your Enthusiasm: 9x05 Thank You for Your Service
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BlockedParentSpoilers2018-01-20T02:54:45Z— updated 2018-09-23T15:09:35Z

"Welcome home, soldier. Thank you for your service."

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The Shape of Water

In a word, magical. The Shape of Water is a beautiful and superbly crafted film with excellent writing, direction, art direction, cinematography, acting, and music. It's arguably del Toro's best work and easily my favorite film of 2017. This is why I go to the movies!

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Marvel's The Punisher: 1x05 Gunner

"Did you make me one?"

LOL. That sandwich bit had me dying.

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Stranger Things: 2x08 Chapter Eight: The Mind Flayer

Despite all its high points, this episode had one big letdown at the end. After the last trailer teased the shot of Hopper throwing Nancy the rifle, it turned out that she didn't even get to fire one bullet. Seriously? She couldn't kill one demodog (it'll catch on!) before Eleven saved the day?

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Stranger Things: 2x09 Chapter Nine: The Gate
Stranger Things: 2x07 Chapter Seven: The Lost Sister

I get that some people didn't like the tonal shift of this episode and interruption of the main plot, but I loved all the Star Wars references/parallels.

El trying to pull the train car was obviously reminiscent of Luke trying lift his X-Wing in The Empire Strikes Back (except that El succeeded!). Kali essentially tempted El with the dark side of the Force by teaching her use anger to strengthen her powers. Kali even manipulates El into force choking one of "the bad men" almost to death before El has a change of heart.

In the end, El chose to use happy, loving memories (not angry, painful ones) to connect to her friends and, discovering that they are in danger, left Kali to save them. This is similar how Luke had a vision of Han and Leia in danger and left Yoda to save them.

The questions remaining after this episode: Is El walking into a trap like Luke did? Can Kali be redeemed? Will she return to Hawkins to help El? Would her powers even be effective against the demogorgons or the shadow monster?

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Stranger Things: 2x03 Chapter Three: The Pollywog

C'mon, Dustin. Didn't anyone tell you not to feed pollywogs after midnight?

I'm waiting for that thing to grow into a demogorgon (or something worse).

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Cloud Atlas

"I know. I know."

To echo many others who enjoyed the film: I don't know what I just watched, but I know I liked it.

I read many critic reviews after watching the film in a hope to better understand it, but I think Roger Ebert summed it up the best:

I was never, ever bored by "Cloud Atlas." On my second viewing, I gave up any attempt to work out the logical connections between the segments, stories and characters. What was important was that I set my mind free to play. […] Any concrete, factual attempt to nail the film down to cold fact, to tell you what it "means," is as pointless as trying to build a clockwork orange.

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Marvel's The Defenders: 1x07 Fish in the Jailhouse

Claire: "Danny's prepared his whole life for this fight. He's the Iron Fist."
Colleen: "And he will tell that to anyone who will listen. I know him. Deep down inside he is still just a kid looking for his family."

It's not just you, Colleen. Everyone can see him acting like a child.

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