2x20 Competitive Wine Tasting

Professor Sheffield: "I have studied this show, Mr Abed. I am not a fan. I am not a groupie, I am an academic."

Bruh

"Yeah, about that. I wasn't so much 'molested' as much as I 'made it up.'" — Troy

"Story doesn't matter here. All that matters is our time... in the spotlight." — Professor Garrity

Now, hold on

Abed: "The empircally provable answer to the question 'who's the boss?' is..."
Professor Sheffield: "Angela Bower."

I wish I was as cool as Abed

Oh, Abed's professor was Sammy Jankis in Memento. Also, that episode was just weird.

7/10