September 18, 2006 9:00 pm
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.
September 25, 2006 9:00 pm
Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour.
October 2, 2006 9:00 pm
Charlie tries to surf to impress Dottie, a beautiful woman he just met, but after he nearly drowns he is convinced that he saw his late father.
October 9, 2006 9:00 pm
Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared.
October 16, 2006 9:00 pm
Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. Alan gets Charlie to help him when it looks like the marriage may be derailed due to Jake’s dislike of his mother’s fiancé.
October 23, 2006 9:00 pm
Charlie is dating a woman whose personality and life are like his mother’s.
November 6, 2006 9:00 pm
Berta's daughter, Naomi, is pregnant and Berta drags Charlie with her when she confronts the baby’s father. Alan reveals a secret fetish.
November 13, 2006 9:00 pm
Alan suffers from insomnia. He visits his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch), who reveals that the cause of Alan's sleepless nights is his jealousy towards Charlie, and his inability to glide through life.
November 20, 2006 9:00 pm
Charlie gets tired of Alan's mooching and reaches the breaking point during the brothers' double date. Jake is left home alone for the first time.
November 27, 2006 9:00 pm
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
December 11, 2006 9:00 pm
Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she goes to great lengths to force a wedge between them.
January 8, 2007 9:00 pm
Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
January 22, 2007 9:00 pm
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
February 5, 2007 9:00 pm
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields)..
February 12, 2007 9:00 pm
Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.
February 19, 2007 9:00 pm
Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".
February 26, 2007 9:00 pm
After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.
March 19, 2007 9:00 pm
Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.
April 9, 2007 9:00 pm
Charlie takes a liking to Myra, the witty sister of Judith's fiancé, Herb.
April 16, 2007 9:00 pm
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
April 23, 2007 9:00 pm
Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.
April 30, 2007 9:00 pm
Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.
May 7, 2007 9:00 pm
Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.
May 14, 2007 9:00 pm
Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'