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All super heroes need some time to "rest". Sometimes it's to not let your franchise wear itself out (unless you're Robert Downey Jr), sometimes this rest can be just for them to get energized creatively and come back with better stories and sometimes it can be because they got sued for millions and now they have to sell their mother's apartment and a car just to pay the lawyer to fight a hopeless battle against a big movie studio that has an entire floor just to sue small time producers, that need to remain silent and not tell anyone anything because the lawsuit is confidential. Thankfully, in our case, we just needed to energize ourselves creatively to get back to our second season. Woohoo!
The problems in this world are very difficult to solve. And you know why? Because they are too easy to solve! Exactly! If you could choose between having a badass technological equipment, incredibly advanced and full of accessories or donating this money to some family so they can feed themselves for another month...What would you choose? Well, just turn your head a bit and take a look at your PS4 that you will find the answer. You don't own a PS4? All right...the Iphone X that you're reading this from works just fine
Gods are really cool guys. They always do the best for us, even if we don't understand at the moment. Many times, it's necessary for one person to die so that thousands others live. Sometimes a whole city has to die, so that a country can live. Sometimes a flood must happen so that all humanity dies and a single family can live. But they always know what they're doing.
Any man who is a good citizen would seize the opportunity when gaining superpowers to help humanity and save the weak and oppressed. Even if he's completely turned into stones! Even if he turns into a ten feet tall green monster! But do not mess with their testicles. That's too much...
It's been few years since heroes understood something obvious. It's much easier to save the world with laughter. It's not that you can't hit or even kill someone, but why not do this while you're telling a good joke? Of course it's not easy to tell a joke while breaking someone's skull...but that's why they're heroes and you're not. If you did that, you'd probably be considered a psychopath.
Nipples are controversial. In a world where bare breasts can lead to prosecution, what is the role of unarmed crime fighters? Where do we fit weapons and the NRA in a situation where nipples are the central focus? What public policies can we have for this? Find all of this and more in today's video.
Being a superhero is a full time job. You always need be prepared. But a super hero is not necessarily doing heroic things all the time. Sometimes he needs to stop doing what's morally right so he can rest for a bit and do some ethically dubious and slightly ilegal things. It's Saturday night goddammit!
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It's not easy being a secret agent. Especially when you need to disguise yourself to go unoticed in the crowd. But have you ever seen a group of terrorists wearing a Dolce & Gabbana dress at a fancy party? Ever seen a terrorist wearing Armani at a casino in Las Vegas? Yeah, the truth is a lot sadder. No matter the money you have...if you are a terrorist, you'll probably dress like shit in a dirty cave somewhere inhospitable
Life is all about choices. People make mistakes. Everybody deserves a second chance. You can only learn from your mistakes...especially when they are choices you make as a human being that makes mistakes and has a second chance to make that mistake again so you can learn more and destroy the life of everyone around you.
You are a chosen one. Exactly! Yourself. A magical world of fantasy and great adventures will open up for you now. You will be loved by millions and you will make millions. All you need to do is respond to the email you’ll receive briefly, with your bank account and password so we can confirm that you are really the chosen one. Pass on this message to five more friends so you don’t lose your chosen one spot and fall into disgrace and poverty.
Being abandoned by your biological parents is always a major trauma in anyone's life. But it could be worse...you could find out that your biological parents put you inside a giant rocket, threw you into the ice cold space, covered in some thin red cloth, without food, without water, for years and years, completely without the least certain that one of the millions of meteors the size of Megalopolisville wasn't going to turn you into a can of tomatoes along the way. But you can also find out that you were just a nineteen-year-old's jerk-off trying to get some extra change to go to MC Donald's a couple more times...
Guardians of the Galaxy is the story about a group of criminals, who decide to do honest and heroic things whenever someone turns on the cameras around them. Usually every three years. And you still fall for it! That's what they want! Do you really think that in the meantime they're just having a good time, joking around and laughing inside that ship? No doubt that entire families are looted and even killed during those off-camera seasons. They are pirates! And we know what Disney pirates do when nobody's watching...
Very rarely, a hero has to associate himself with other heroes to fight a threat that is impossible to beat alone. Any other time he faces one of those threats, he'll still choose to do it alone. Because if that threat is clearly easier than the others, so why wouldn't he call some of those more powerful guys? Absolutely pure ego. Millions of lives are put at risk three times a year because they don't want to pick up the phone and call Iron Man. That's right! Iron Man would have killed the Winter Soldier in exactly twenty seconds. TWENTY SECONDS!!! And that is just how long it takes to find the guy out there.
Everyone knows a mother's love can move mountains. But that's not quite true. Lifting an eight ton truck to save your child is easy. I'd like to see a mother become bulletproof, fly, shoot lasers, not forgetting her son in a locked car under a blazing sun, etc.
Who doesn't love franchises? We already know the characters, we already know the story, we already know how it will end and we already have most of the sketches made so we don't have to draw a lot of new ones. If you think we're talking about us, you're wrong. They reused everything in Infinity War! There is a YouTube video that shows that they only had 6 to 7% of original material for this movie. That is absurd.
Today we live in the age of Fakenews. No one ever knows if the information we get is correct. No one can trust anyone anymore! In fact, it’s even hard to trust our own eyes and discernment. So the best we can do in these times, is to do absolutely nothing when we see dubious content on YouTube for example. By clicking on the flag, we can be saving the world ... buuut ... we may also be making a terrible mistake. So enjoy the video and keep your hands where they should be when you're on the internet. One on the mouse and the other one...off the mouse.
Sometimes heroes don’t wear tight clothes and capes.
Sometimes heroes don’t fight super villains.
Sometimes heroes don’t do glamorous things. Sometimes heroes don’t perform heroic acts. Sometimes heroes don’t have much dignity, self-love or notion that they’re in the utmost miserable gutter.
Behind every super group of colorful youngsters, there is always a businessman who gets 60% up to 70% of their income in absolutely everything they do. Probably, this super group was formed by this businessman and now they’re just puppets in his hands, even though their millions of fans won’t see it. This is not Gordon's case (not at all)... or Bob’s, who is clearly underpaid and undertrained.
Every hero has their own gallery of villains. Have you ever noticed that these heroes rarely lose to them? And of course! It's a lot easier to beat someone that you can choose. I don't see anyone choosing Thanos for their own gallery of villains. It's always a chubby guy in pajamas holding an umbrella. And that's why they never change villains. That makes us think...Who is the real villain in this story? Who are the real bullies?
The world is advancing more and more in several areas. Who doesn't want to own an iphone, an apple watch, a Tesla or a mechanical kidney? But do you know what no one wants? That the world advances. How good it would be if we could have all of this with the morals, good manners and traditional family values, preserved in the good old days of the 50's? Now, those were the good times!
Taking care of three little girls can be a very difficult task. Especially when you raise these children in a laboratory. Which is a crime against humanity, all UN treaties and international medical councils. Besides being absurdly unethical, of course.
Guys, today we won't have a synopsis. Because we have something much more special for you!
Today we have a guest artist!! It's Lucas Werneck, that we were happy to invite to make this Panther episode.
The concept of round Earth, first appeared in Greek philosophy in the 6th century BC with Pythagoras. So I ask you, who are you going to believe? Some guy that walked around naked with a sheet wrapped around his waist and didn't even have electricity at home...or in the flat earth society that are still alive and have super modern cell phones? I think it's pretty self explanatory, right?
Many people are afraid of artificial intelligence. The greatest minds on the planet speak of the end of humanity by the growing A.I. But they certainly are not on Facebook or Twitter. Or they would know that the problem today is not artificial intelligence, but stupidity. I'm much more afraid of stupid people than a smart computer. And there are way more stupid people than a single computer with super intelligence. Rest assured that this robot can't compete with five drunk guys with fireworks and a cell phone in their hands, planning to record a video for Youtube.
All super heroes are good looking, muscular and make a good living without ever having to work. There is only one super hero who is not any of those things...The Tarantulaman. And for some reason, it's the only superhero that people always say they can relate to and identify with. The Tarantulaman is basically the most expensive insult in history. The studios tell you that you are a loser, unemployed who always screws up your love life and is ridiculed all over the town... and you still have to buy an expensive ticket to be told that.
Selection processes are always complicated. And it’s even worse when you don’t pay salary, put a bomb in your employee's brain and send him on an impossible and obvious suicide mission. But at least you can offer paid vacation and a career plan.
The story of a child suddenly turning into an adult may seem like a crazy invention created by weird old men in Hollywood. But in fact, children are suddenly turned into adults every day by weird old men in Hollywood
Anyone would arm themselves to protect their Country. Anyone would go to the other side of the world to fight and maybe die a horrible death, if that means preserving freedom on the Planet. But to inject a strange liquid into your body, that will make you all buffed, there are only two real reasons... lose your virginity or shoot another sequel to Wolverine.
From time to time, society grows and evolves the issues of civil rights and respect for all human beings.
This was the case with the LGBTQ community, African-Americans, Native Americans, overweight people, etc. And all this was thanks to the struggle of individuals who have risen against the atrocities committed in the past. Thankfully no one is fighting for the rights of the monsters and the freaks that were once in the core of a nuclear explosion, so we can still laugh at them. (Probably because they died a short time after)
Logic is a feature of human intelligence. It's what sets us apart from animals. It's by logic that 87% of humans drive a sharp metal box at 50 mph every day, despite being the biggest cause of death. And it's also by logic that you are probably reading this while driving one of these sharp metal boxes at 50mph
Heroes today are not like they used to be. Nowadays they are called "anti-heroes". What grammatically means that they are villains. In fact, they are heroes who beat, steal and kill the people they are saving. But at least we don't have to pay them with our taxes.
People love superhero uniforms. But you know what they love even more? When heroes are not wearing them. Why do you think Hugh Jackman is the most beloved hero of all? Is it because he’s the only one who didn’t have an official uniform? He showed more nipples in his movies, than George Clooney and Val Kilmer combined.
Making money with the photos you take of yourself, being envied by thousands of regular people, wear super tight clothes to work, meet crazy places and going through danger in the hands of eccentric millionaires. Those are just some of the things that happen to digital influencers that watch Tarantula-Man videos.
There was a time when Megalopolisville had no heroes. Then came the first super team, which you will meet today! And Megalopolisville remained without heroes... until the Society of Virtue came along years later.
Who said that you can’t be the personification of all evil, the spirit of revenge, have a flaming skull, torture your enemies and cause as much pain, anguish and despair possible but still have a social and environmental responsible conscience?
After a while, it's hard for new heroes to come up in town. Especially when this city is Megalopolisville. In those cases, superheroes must first enter a franchise or a branch office. It's basically just like any fast food job... You start out young, work your ass off and don't make much, until the day you end up paraplegic when a clown shoots you in the spine. That if a burger-headed man doesn't eat your arm.
Everyone is super excited about the new Venon movie! Everyone really wants to know is if the movie is gonna work without Spider-Man. Everyone wants to know if it even makes sense to have a character based on Spider-man, if there is no Spider-man. Everyone wants to know if it's possible to make a good movie from this universe, even if the last movies from this studio bombed. I think we already know who are the people that are so anxious for the movie to come out. The studio's team.
If you are looking for Batman, Justice League, Guardians of the Galaxy, Spiderman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Deadpool, X-Men, Wolverine, Flash, The Avengers, Iron Man, Captain America, Black Panther, Super Man, Thor, Hulk, etc ... you are in the wrong place. You probably only came here because of all those names we just put up, trying to warn you not to come in here. But it's alright! You'll probably have fun with our videos too! Just subscribe to the channel, and welcome to Megalopolisville!
Heroes need a lot of creativity when they fight crime. They need to come up with original and unique ways for their names, for their suits, for their jokes, weapons and even their villains. There’s really not a lot of time left to fight crime
Tomorrow... the conclusion!!!
The long-awaited conclusion of the Big Bang Origin has arrived !!! Do you want to see other origins? Tell us what you would like to see! Will it make a difference? Probably not. We are already producing the videos of the next months! But I guarantee you'll like it ... There are bizarrely fucking things coming up there. IT IS TRUE!
If you came to an unknown planet, what form would you choose to live among the inhabitants of that place? Obviously the shape of a car so that no one can confuse you with anything other than a walking car. So you can spend your life being just one thing ... A walking car. Thankfully the cars on this planet are probably one of the safest things and do not break, crash or explode 500 times a day.
Not always the supervillains are tuned with a modernity and with new world trends like YouTube, cellular and virtual reality. Often they have the thought pictured and closed. They are often inspired by old and backward ideas. Well, that's it.
