Amy: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?
Rosa: Just forget stuff like a cool person.
“You don’t agree to have a theme park built inside you if your life’s going great.”
"Have you ever seen Dexter?! Random scuba divers are finding EVERYTHING."
Darryl using the skull of the living zombie to get that guy off him was so fucking cool.
"Alright, Morty. Don't break an arm jerking yourself off."
Roy: How do you do?
Kramer: I do great.
George: My whole life has been a complete waste of time.
Jerry: And there's so much more to go!
George: In the cab on the way over here, I actually thought about converting.
Jerry: To Latvian Orthodox?
George: Why not? What do I care?
I'm family! I'm having sex with the cousin!
"My boys are in elementary school and they don't make nearly as many dioramas as we do."
During this re-watch, I've been trying to make note of those rare episodes where I appreciate Xander. I like him in this one.
Every time I watch this I get more and more annoyed that Jenny Calendar didn't say something to Giles at the very least. Say SOMETHING.
"You’re eatin’ onions, you’re spotting dimes… I don’t know what the hell is going on!"
I love Daryl to death but this episode was drrraggy.
"I spoke to Giles. He said I'll be ok. I just have to lock myself up around the full moon. Only he used more words than that. And a globe." - Oz
Diane: George is a Marine Biologist?!
Jerry: Yeah. Pretty damn good one too.
I just can't believe Willow is totally forgotten in the end. Given she didn't pop back up with everyone else, it would seem most logical for Buffy and Xander to assume she was dead. Real nice, guys.
Elaine: Should we stop and say hi [to Kramer]?
Jerry: Nah. We've seen him.
"Oh I get it. You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?"
Jerry: The walking date is a good date. You don't have to look right at the person.
Elaine: Hey, it's the next best thing to being alone.
"Ok but if you do lie, you can't go wrong with dental emergency or death of a triplet. Now that one you can use twice."
I've never been a fan of this episode. Giles in the coffee shop is all this one has going for it.
Was hoping for a Buffy reference when Phoebe made that Buffy reference! ;)
“The watcher’s back on the clock. And just when you were thinking career change… Thinking of becoming a looker… Or a seer.” - Xander
Jessie is the worst mother. What the hell has she been doing while Son 1 is out to murder because someone stole his girlfriend and Son 2 is losing his fucking mind...?
I've grown up a lot since before dinner when we last talked.
Jerry, just remember: it's not a lie if you believe it.
Took me a second to decide how I felt about the ending but... I really like how it went down. At some point I had started sort of hoping for an ending like that, I think.
People seem to hate this one the most. And then people also seem to hate me for saying it's the only one I sorta like.
I was just thinking I wished Sybbie would call Robert "Donk" again and then she did.
