I really loved Fabio's dress.
Knew it was coming, but really did not want to lose Prue and I've not warmed up to Paige this early on. Still... I have to hand it to her for not even hesitating as she jumped into the purgatory hole ;)
I felt like that was leading up to Andy swooping in and saving the day somehow at the end and I'm glad it didn't go that way.
That was such bullshit. Gordon has been annoying the fuck out of me. Flipped out over that anchor on Dan's cake, throws out the best contestant because she was three seconds late....? At least ask the other contestants if they care and go from there, maybe. Total garbage. Andrea was my favorite too.
Holtz: ... You said you work for the law.
Lilah: No I didn't. I said I'm a lawyer. I don't care about the law.
"I'm looking for a pair of shoes just like this. I like them rounded toes. It's French style. The French thought of that. Oh... Made in Italy."
I'm the boss here! I say when we use the cell phones!
Tina: No one's meant for anyone.
Louise: NOT A SOUL!
"Do vegetables HAVE souls?" Very existential.
"All starches are a scam." - George
How freaking ADORABLE was Harvey??
“So he has a trigger, a soul, and a chip?”
"Damn, he's ghost ridin' the jib."
"There isn't time for fun and games and quips about orientation."
"Another day closer to death."
These food critics take themselves pretty seriously considering they have the best, luckiest job in the world. Chill. Relax. Count your blessings. And don't say "it really enchanted the fish."
David was so attractive in the very beginning and then you see that personality... Ew. Plus, I haven't forgiven Gordon for kicking Andrea off for being three seconds late so him chasing David down to bring him back made me want to punch them both.
Also, I can't believe how much I have come to root for Dan. Poor guy got shit on constantly and he never reacted to it.
Was really proud of Katrina in the first challenge. REALLY think they should have gotten rid of Christopher.
"There's a thin line between brûlée and Pompeii." - Alton Brown
Sex with animals?! There's no time, man!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from that shit stain on the plate. Pretty good burn, Graham, pretty good.
"Johnny is bribing me right now with $1,000. I can do a lot of things with $1,000. But. I don't want to be THAT bitch." -- Renee
Tina: ... I'm not very good at walking.
Louise: You're getting better!
"Tammy, you can't fart at a high school party."
Francesca: A montage is what, Abed? Abed: A movie apologizing for reality.
Liked that very last little scene. Spinelli did what I think everyone should have been doing all along--Carly, Elizabeth, SAM--knowing or sensing it's Jason because of his body/demeanor/whatever.
"Bisexuals. You just can't trust 'em. They'll lie to anybody."
Sonny: I know your relationship with Spencer is complicated.
Ava: My relationship with everybody’s complicated.
"Can I just confirm that you're burning 15?"
This season immediately has a whole different vibe. Dan left and took the coziness with him.
