Brian Umbaugh

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Nampa, Idaho
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Where the Crawdads Sing
The Contractor

After watching "All the Old Knives", I was all right with watching another Chris Pine movie. This one, however, was lacking in a few basic things that help the reader give a shit about the proceedings. First of all, motives are not clear. "I'm broke" is a crummy reason to do what he did. "I'm greedy" is a crummy reason for one military man to kill another. Sometimes, there's just no reason for some of the decisions that are made. I didn't care much about Chris Pine's family, and only a little about his friend. The virus subplot was completely underdone. I was just disappointed in this movie from middle to end.

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Bullet Train
The Map of Tiny Perfect Things
Men

What in the jumped up f@#% is this? If I hadn't watched it for free, I would've asked for my money back.

Lead characters - 15/20 - Jessie Buckley was wonderful as Harper. Beautiful, graceful, with a touch of ass-kicker.
Secondary characters - 8/20 - Geoffrey himself was actually a cool cat. But the Rory Kinnear menagerie was god-awful, James was a twat, and Riley was wasted as a strong female secondary.
Story - 5/20 - Those 5 points were for the 1st half suspense building and character development. The last half completely shit the bed.
Dialogue - 10/20 - Conversations between Harper and others helped you understand the lead and her mindset.
Setting - 15/20 - I liked the old house, the woods, everything. Beautiful and yet creepy at times.

43/100

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Metal Lords
All the Old Knives

Spy movies are often hard to grasp in the beginning stages due to the 900 characters that get introduced in the first few minutes. After that, the plot became quite interesting. Chris Pine isn't really one of my favorites, but he held his own across from the amazing Thandiwe Newton. I liked it! I'd watch it again. 3/5 for the interesting plot, and a half-star for Newton.

The good stuff:
** The chemistry between Pine and Newton was positive, and the sex scenes were pretty hot.
** The twist was neither crazy, nor given away too early. The ending was very logical.
** Some spy movies get too convoluted to watch. This one was laid out pretty well.
** This came in at a pretty tight 102 minutes; not a lot of useless stuff added.

The bummers:
-- Why have Laurence Fishburne in this movie if you're not going to use him much?
-- Without spoiling it much, I figure the terrorists didn't act as expected. Maybe that's not much of a bummer, but in one particular case, if a guy screws a terrorist over, he'll probably get killed.

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No Exit
Hustle
The Voyeurs

Premise - 17/20 - There aren't many erotic thrillers anymore; one with equal parts erotic and thriller, at least. A little bit of Rear Window coupled with the exposing of Sydney Sweeney's bod.
Cast/characters - 17/20 - Sydney playing lead character Pippa is not the only draw. Ben Hardy and Natasha Liu Bordizzo as the couple across the alley were very good in their roles. I didn't care much for the guy who played Pippa's husband Thomas.
Story - 17 - I tuned in for the erotic, and got engrossed in the thriller. Two hours long and not much wasted time. Some twists and turns, and everything built toward the ending, which was muted but satisfying.
Dialogue - 13 - Some grandiose parts, but decent overall. Not a lot of character development through dialogue.

World-building - 15 - The setting was mostly the facing apartments, with an eye doctor's office, a bar, and an art gallery thrown in. The apartments were pretty cool.

79/100 - 4/5 stars - More Sydney, please! However, I was pretty happy that the movie was also hot in a different ways.

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Prey
Nope
Elvis
Halloween Kills

Premise - 15/20 - Michael survived? I can't believe it. But hey, I'm in for the next one.
Cast/characters - 12/20 - The returning characters were good, but Anthony Michael Hall wasn't great as Tommy.

Story - 12/20 - Oh, the stupidity. Half of these deaths were plain old helpless people. If you're going to go down, go down swinging. Wow.
Dialogue - 10/20 - Nothing to see here, but nothing too bad. The "evil dies tonight" was a little overdone.
World-building - 15/20 - Haddonfield went from unified to mob mentality to helpless dipsticks in a big rollercoaster ride.

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Deep Water

Premise - 13/20 - A couple with problems? Interesting, but not special
Cast/characters - 15/20 - Ana de Armas has certainly blasted onto the scene. Ben Affleck has more acting ability than credited for, and he's certainly improving with age. Grace Jenkins plays their young daughter, and she is definitely fun to watch. The end credits scene gives you a big smile.
Plot - 15/20 - I was more interested than I thought I'd be.

Dialogue - 12/20 - Nothing special.
World-building - 10/20 - Nothing to see here.

65/100 - 3/5 stars - I enjoyed the watch, but honestly, it's not anything I'd watch again. It was forgettable in the long run.

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To All the Boys: Always and Forever

Premise - 13/20 - Senior year and how to cope with the future as a couple.
Cast/characters - 17/20 - Oh my, Lana Condor. I love you. It was good to see almost everyone back.
Story - 16/20 - Good throughout, satisfying ending.
Dialogue - 13/20 - As you'd expect from a high school rom-com, but the serious stuff was good.
World-building - 13/20 - I love the Song-Covey family! Korea and NYC were new backdrops.

72/100 - 3.5/5 stars. Sorry to see it's all over!

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Romper Stomper
Everything Everywhere All at Once
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
The In Between
As They Made Us
Being the Ricardos
Mack & Rita
The Power of the Dog
tick, tick... BOOM!

Premise - 12/20 - On the cusp of his 30th birthday, a promising young theater composer navigates love, friendship and the pressures of life as an artist in New York City. I'm not a fan of musical theater, but it just came so highly recommended.
Cast/characters - 15/20 - Andrew Garfield was wonderful in the lead role! The surrounding cast, most of which were unknown to me, also played their roles with a lot of tenderness and emotion.
Story - 17/20 - An engrossing watch from basically start to finish! Very well-written.
Dialogue - 13/20 - The musical dialogue did a good job to help with characterization, even though I didn't like all the songs. The non-music dialogue was sometimes a little slow, but not bad.
World-building - 17/20 - Since I came in with relatively little interest, I was impressed by how invested I got in the plight of Jonathan Larson, his friends, and the musical theater industry.

74/100 - 3.5/5 stars - I would recommend this movie to anyone that might be interested in a well-acted, well-written musical drama.

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Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank

Premise - 7/20 - A dog becoming samurai in a town full of cats? Ugh. My kids made me go.

Actors/characters - 8/20 - The voice actors are well-known, but Michael Cera is not nearly commanding of a voice enough to lead a movie. "Hank" sounds like a whiny dipstick and it's impossible to get behind him. In addition, the other characters not named Emiko were more annoying or vanilla than anything.

Story - 10/20 - Extra points for the ending, but I struggled to stay awake for the first half.

Dialogue - 2/20 - I don't think I've ever given a score that low, but even during kids movies there is usually redeeming dialogue. Almost every single joke fell flat. How does every joke fall flat?

World-building - 5/20 - Average visuals, but what a terrible idea for a movie. As such, the world built around this idea was terribly boring and plain.

32/100 - 1.5/5 stars

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The Gray Man

Premise - 13/20 - CIA, assassins trying to kill each other, blah, blah, blah. I'm in, but not all the way in.

Actors/characters - 18/20 - Great cast! Ryan Gosling is believable in this role. Chris Evans was great as a psycho govt contractor. Billy Bob Thornton is usually on the money. Ana de Armas is wonderful again. The actors and the characters were the main reason for enjoyment.

Story - 16/20 - Certainly not much drag in this high-paced action movie. Most everything made sense.

Dialogue - 15/20 - The banter was pretty funny. Thumbs up for sarcastic wit.

World-building - 15/20 - Or destroying. How much damage was done in this movie? Anyway, the creation of the back story fleshed out the story to create concern for the antagonist.

77/100 - 4/5 stars

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Captain Marvel

Lead characters - 17
Secondary characters - 12
Story - 15
Dialogue - 15
Setting - 13

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Dual
Point Break

Premise - 13/20 - Undercover FBI becomes a surfer to investigate bank robberies. OK, I'll bite, but not hard.
Cast/characters - 15/20 - Keanu is a plus. Patrick is a plus-plus. Lori Petty as a surfer works for me. Gary Busey isn't quite as crazy here. The extra characters were just guys.
Story - 16/20 - Story wasn't much of a surprise, even when I saw it the first time. The ending is satisfactory. The story could have been a little shorter; movies around this time seemed to have male bonding done within a sports activity, a fight, or both. The best part is the choice Johnny has to make between his career and his friends.
Dialogue - 13/20 - Enjoyable, slightly deep, not that special.
World-building - 17/20 - The immersion into the surfing world was interesting. The scenery was beautiful.

74/100 - 3.5/5 stars - Two legends doing what they do. No harm in that. Sit back and enjoy the wave.

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