This film made absolutely no sense. This was more of a Luke Goss/Georges St-Pierre movie than a Seagal movie...not that that's a bad thing, mind you. It was just a horrid "sit across an interrogation table and relive the story...wait, now we have to re-enact what you just told us so it makes sense to the viewing audience...please continue..." type of film and the storyline was so muddled that even having it told to us - and then enacted - made no sense. I continue my journey through every film Steven Seagal has ever acted in. All I ask is that you please don't ask me WHY.
Because honestly, I have no idea.
Shout by Matthew Luke BradyBlockedParent2022-03-02T13:58:43Z
"I was not born on a turnip truck man."
I couldn't hear a single word that came out of Steven Seagal's fat mouth. If you had a hard time understanding what the characters are saying in a Christopher Nolan movie, then Stevie would like to speak to you...if you could understand him.
Like, imagine getting paid just to sit in a chair, say your lines horribly while out of breath, and walk around sets pointing a gun like an idiot.
Steven is taking laziness to a new level. The only reason I'm watching these is just so I can make fun of Seagal.