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Cooties 2014

Please don't feed the children.
A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives.


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Not enough scares and/or gore for the horror fans, and too few laughs for the comedy fans. I had to fight to finish watching this. One of the characters in this film actually refers to Elijah Wood's character as a 'hobbit'. That should indicate the level of comedy we're talking about here.

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Possibly the worst movie i have EVER seen! Don't bother

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The burning scene was quite satisfying though, and Patriot's death scene too, ugh that felt amazing. Anyway, I kinda didn't like the ending? I was expecting something after the burning scene, so I thought that was weird..

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