Everybody Knows 2018

Diary of everything I saw while social distancing during the COVID-19 pandemic

• 1–516 (March 17–June 22, 2020) we're under mandatory lockdown.
• the last movie i saw in the theaters was The Hunt on sunday, march 15, 1st viewing and HATED it!

2018 Cannes Film Festival:
- 1-21: In Competition
- 22-39: Un Certain Regard
- 40-47: Out of Competition
- 48-67: Directors' Fortnight
- 67-77: Critics' Week
- 78-85: Special Screenings
- 86-93: Short Films Competition

Using IMDb advanced search, filtering only by English language.

Notable entries missing include:
What Maisie Knew (2012)
Buried (2010)
The Babadook (2014)
Song of the Sea (2014)
Sleeping with Other People (2015)
Coriolanus (2011)
Palo Alto (2013)
The Hunt (2012)
Tamara Drewe (2010)
Machine Gun Preacher (2011)
Bilal: A New Breed of Hero (2015)

Last Updated: 26/06/2019

Upcoming Movies

Todo el mejor cine de la historia

Woody Woodpecker. Dora the Explorer. Angry Birds (best video game movie ever). Rivers of penguins. Giant, fluffy puppies. Baboons in space. Shazam flosses. Hulk dabs. Emperor Nero raps. People and Pokémon merged. People and cats fused. Aliens smoking the damndest things. Hayley Bennett pooping the DAMNDEST things. Zombies like coffee. Zombies like cabbage. Dildo blade. Death by horse. The rich explode. Lesbian painter. Lesbian vampire painter. Jay and Silent Bob. Good Burger in 35mm. Space Jam in 35mm. Polynesian Jew Hitler. Adam Sandler’s colon. Eldritch alpacas. Huge vagina. Talking dogs standing up to gentrification. Todd Phillips for Best Director. CGI Will Smith in 120 FPS. CGI Will Smith in a pigeon’s body. Gay anime. Straight Frozen. Adam Driver double bill. Two popes. In this economy? Makoto Shinkai drew a cat. In THIS economy? Danny DeVito is Awkwafina. Danny Glover is a horse. Rian Johnson wins. Star Wars loses. Rian Johnson next to me. Céline Sciamma in front of me. Bong Joon-ho, in my presence, in a scarf! Oh, and so much horrible crud has been happening in real life, Disney owns everything and Britain, not to mention the free internet, are damned for eternity. You in the US of A should feel lucky your president is going to prison but as for us, there’s nothing left for us to do. There’s just no hope left. Boomers win.

And if all of that didn’t sound wild enough, I discovered I’m trans.

Hail Satan, amirite

1-19 : In Competition
20-37 : Un Certain Regard
38-41 : Out Of Competition
42-45 : Midnight Screenings
46-53 : Special Screenings

Most Anticipated Movies at the 2018 Cannes Film Festival.

Films pour Madame :)

official selection + directors' fortnight + semaine de la critique

01–21 / competition
22–39 / un certain regard
40–46 / out of competition
47–54 / special screenings
55 / closing film
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56–74 / directors' fortnight
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75–81 / semaine de la critique: competition
82 / semaine de la critique: opening film
83–84 / semaine de la critique: special screenings
85 / semaine de la critique: closing film
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86–103 / cinéfondation
104–111 / short films

Updated at 2024-05-09