It seems like everything is artisanal and hand-crafted these days. Pizza. Potato chips. Borax. And at RiffTrax, we refuse to miss an opportunity to hitch ourselves to a marketing trend as it nears the point of oversaturation and annoyance! Thus, we present RiffTrax Hand-Crafted Artisanal Shorts! Using ancient techniques passed down from masters of riffing in Tuscany (all these artisanal things originate from Tuscany right?), these shorts are sun-dried, barrel-aged and sheep-dipped in hilarity!