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This'll probably be the last place I explain this but I used to be one of those guys who hated Megan Fox. I refused to watch Jennifer's Body in part because of that (and in part because it looked TERRIBLE, in retrospect of course it was a Spring Breakers level of reversal). That said I watched Jennifer's Body and as I said in that review it blew. me. away. With how excellent and funny and interesting it was. Between that and Lindsey Ellis' video on Megan Fox in Transformers[2] and that video with Jimmy Kimmel coming around yet again only this time it finally clicked. I've basically done a 90 degree turn on Fox. I'm basically neutral. I'm perfectly willing to accept her as an actress in movies I want to see. I've been rather eager to see what she does next.
Then I heard about Rogue. At first I hear she was leading a mercenary crew to rescue yada yada yada and honestly I didn't like it. Fox is still a petite, super attractive woman. I'm actually perfectly willing to see her in an action role even one where she isn't a sexy demon beast or whatever but this is one of the few roles I wouldn't have picked for her.
Then I saw the trailer and it was basically everything I was worried about. She's like a model in fatigues. But hey I've definitely watched much much much worst movies for less. I figured I'd give it a shot.
Honestly the first thing I compare Rogue to is Hustlers. Hustlers was a movie about strippers from the strippers perspective that was so well crafted, so well written and acted and framed that even in a movie that gave me Jennifer Lopez looking like she's at the top of her game oozing sex in a way that for whatever reason didn't come off cheap. Popped Lizzo's big girl behind in a thong throwing all that weight around. It's a fantastic movie. Just good film making. And in spite of that I never for one second buy in that Constance Wu the main character is a stripper. She screams it in literally every scene she's in... not a stripper. Someone pretending to be a stripper. And yet.... I don't care. It never bothered me. I never saw her as a stripper but the movie is so good I never needed to.
Rogue is kinda like that, but in reverse. Rogue is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. I will watch this movie again just so I can point out all the stupid insane dumb things that happen CinemaSins style. None of these characters make sense. From the moment they casually tossed one of their own mercenaries out of a moving car when he got killed to when it happened literally twice. The bad guys[1] are just SO dedicated to hunting these three girls that no matter how many of them die, they're still running guns up to die. The hostages who were literally kidnapped from school, beaten (but not raped?) and kept in cages and pick the worst battles in history. In the middle of an escape one refuses to wade into a river crying about how she needs a break. Do you not understand what they're going to do if they catch you? Everyone else went across the calf deep water why would you demand to stop? Of course the movie tries to justify this by having her actually get eaten by a gator but gator would have left her along if she was with the group and thematically doesn't make any sense to the themes of the movie. When one of the mercs is bleeding they demand to know what's going on in full Karen effect. Ladies you're teenagers not medics. You don't even know or like him why would you get to know what's going on with his triage? They don't trust the man who saved their life because he admits he used to work for the bad guy. Everyone is just SO STUPID. I haven't seen this level of stupidity since Avenue 5 which is a hilarious comedy about a Space Gilligan's Island with one intelligent person and a shipfull of people at 3 different levels of stupid. It's worth watching for that one episode alone. It's so macabre and funny.
And yet, my worries about Megan Fox were justified. She can't pull off military gunner that well. She doesn't have the body for it. That said she tries. She's the only character who actually seems like she's taking anything seriously. There's an unnecessary "she's a GIRL?!? and military!??!?" dialog at some points. It serves no purpose the movie isn't about her being a girl with a gun. There's no reason for anyone to not trust her character's bona fides as the leader of this mercenary group. But again Megan Fox showed up on set to WORK. She goes seriously, not overly cheesy but with some snark when needed. She can relate to her men without trying to "be one of the guys". She's not one of the guys. She's the boss and she acts like it. She gives orders well, she controls the rescuees well. Megan Fox is the only one in this movie that makes any sense. It's a shame the movie can't manage to warp around her. Everything else BUT her is so bad including the closing tag trying to tell us that captive lions are an issue which has nothing to do with the plot and most will call hypocritical in light of the real lions used (at the end) of the film.
Rogue is a bad bad movie but it does still leave me interested in what Megan Fox does next.
[1] (hmm actually at one point they DO suggest an amount of religious zealotry)
[2] Framing Megan Fox: Feminist Theory Part 3 | The Whole Plate: Episode 7 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKyrUMUervU]. Highly recommend it completely changed my perspective on the characters in Transformers. It's still a terrible movie but wow apparently for that first one the writers were at least trying and Michael Bay really went hard ruining it.
Hulu, you had me at "Megan Fox plays a battle-hardened mercenary".
Not since Tara Reid was cast as a nuclear physicist in "Alone In the Dark" was such a paradoxical role been given to an attractive, petite woman.
This movie is CONFUSED.
So what is this movie's point? Bringing light to the problems of: Sex trafficking? Lion farming? Children soldiers? Islamic extremism? Undermining women in combat? Questioning women in command? Backstreet Boys' biggest hit?
This film gets preachy about all of these things. In the middle of a firefight, with civilians hiding in sheds, a murderess lioness prowling around, surrounded by radicals, without any ammunition, Fox's character gives a former child soldier the time to take revenge on the man who killed his family -- slowly, graphically, and with lots of time for exposition.
Is the movie Anaconda? Predator? Lake Placid? Deep Blue Sea?
Who cares. Megan Fox needs to find a movie like Basic Instinct to resurrect her career. A femme fatale using sex as a weapon? I buy her doing that hands down. Battle-hardened mercenary? Not so much. She doesn't pull it off, but luckily she doesn't drag it down either.
That cgi.... Must be the worst I have ever seen.
I would rate -5 if i could. Stupid & wasted lot of my time watching this.
It's a very bad movie, probably as bad as The Tax Collector.
It's sad to see real animals in some movies in 2020, the special effects seem to be from old movies, those old movies (like alien 1etc.) That were good movies.
The only animal that didn't seem real to me was that lioness.
The action isn't so good either, it's a very poorly played movie and it's very boring.
The story is a normal one, which means it's a story like in other movies.
This movie is a waste of time, I was always watching in time to see how long this movie cliché lasts.
Terrible. The first 30 minutes is an incomprehensible mash of barely understood "dialogue", gunfire, and teenage girls screaming. It doesn't get much better.
And I see someone has already made the stormtrooper comparison.
really bad movie, it felt like something from the early 2000s that came out on DVD only
My expectations wasn't exactly high going in to this, but come on!
This is like "as I say not as I do!", Trying to give a message about deplorable conditions on animal raising when they've used real animals to make this movie, sorry but it's 2020, the use of real animals it's unacceptable.
The movie is just horrible. Neither the acting nor the story was worth making this trash. Megan fox isn’t some academy award worthy actress yet, but this was some new low even for her. The actors had no idea how a marine acts on a mission. There are moments when there a full fledge gun fight is happening, yet at key moments, when actors want to play their role, it is dead drop silence. I just hope the actors and the director don’t get another movie to waste an audience’s time. The hypocrisy is in the end info of the movie, where director mentions about how the lions are treated, yet used two real Cubs who definitely are trained. And when there is animal training, it never happens without cruelty.
I think all those "elite" mercenaries not being able to aim a gun and take out that shitty CGI Lion was the whole foundation for the script. Saw Megan Fox running around the screen with a gun. So it wasn't a total waste, I suppose ... :grin:
I just don’t know what to say. Megan Fox. Eye liner and eye lashes in full bloom as a mercenary. Her team terrible shots. Opening scene, let’s not kill anyone, let’s be chased until we run out of ammo instead. Sigh. This was awful.
Megan Fox stars in the straight-to-video action film Rogue. The story follows a mercenary team that rescues a group of kidnapped girls, but are then relentlessly pursued by a warlord who wants them back. The writing is terrible; as none of the characters are likable, particularly the kidnapped girls (who are as annoying as all get-out). Also, the CGI lion that the plot is built around is cartoonishly bad, and the save the lions PSA at the end is kind of undermined by having a killer lion. Rogue is an ugly mess of a film with a lot of confusing action.
Surprisingly not awful though it isn't great either. The director has flair and the action is okayish, but it's the dialogue that goes rogue with its cheesiness and banality.
Going in, I thought this was simply an action military thriller. Well, its not and I kind of wish it was. The "other element" is campy and not handled all that well. Not worth your time or effort to see. And that effort is reaching for the remote and pressing play. Still too much effort.
If they just cleared out the camp they would have won the game in the first 5 minutes.
I was never a Megan Fox fan but decided to give this movie a chance anyway. She is simply not believable as a Battle-hardened mercenary team leader. The movie itself is at best mediocre. I know that some of you out there love Fox and will watch it because of her ... fair warning... she remains fully clothed at all times . Also, the Rogue as mentioned in the title is just a very pissed-off mama lion
Shout by Joshua VaughnBlockedParent2020-08-23T05:53:29Z
I’ve seen better aim from storm troopers. :man_facepalming: