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It's the first day of a new term at Dockbridge High and the two deputy heads can't agree on anything.
It's Wednesday at Dockbridge High and Miss Bolton shows off her sports skills.
It is Shakespeare Day at Dockbridge High, with all the lessons relating to him.
It's Parents' Evening at Dockbridge High and Mrs Mark has an interesting conversation with herself.
At Dockbridge High a VIP is visiting and all the teachers are getting prepared.
It's Thursday at Dockbridge High and Jasmine is framed for Mr Capp's wrongdoing.
A pigeon has flown into Dockbridge High and the whole school are trying to catch it.
Dockbridge High is being inspected by Ofsted and Mr Schofield takes the inspector into The Cuboid.
It's Friday at Dockbridge High and Mr Windlow sets a difficult task in Business Studies.
It's time for a school trip at Dockbridge High, but will the bus ever leave?
It's exam time. Have the teachers taught well enough for the pupils to do well?
It's the first day of Year 9 and Mark claims he has a girlfriend.
It's Tuesday at Dockbridge High and Mr Christopher has had a promotion.
There is an outbreak of nits at Dockbridge High and only Mr Hart, Martin and the Nit Nurse can stop them.
After the sad death of headteacher Mr Barker, there is a new headteacher.
Mr Christopher is searching for talent in his quest to find Dockbridge High's next top teaching assistant, and Mr Capp falls foul of one of Hillary Head's new rules.
Outnumbered by the children, head teacher Hilary Head calls for backup from some very unusual supply teachers, and a bromance blossoms for Mr Capp.
It's Careers Day at Dockbridge High so everyone will be getting some excellent advice from careers advisor Miss Droppitt, if she can spare five minutes between her other jobs. Mark follows in Mrs Mark's footsteps and Mr Capp changes his appearance.
There's a dog poo-traipsing intruder in the school and site manager Dave is determined to catch the culprit. Meanwhile, Mr Nasal attempts to keep his relationship with Miss Spray a secret, and Mr Konnundrum's in trouble... with his mum.
Mr Nasal suffers the consequences of his unfounded jealously, and the pupils get a lesson in improvisation with drama teacher Mr Christopher.
For this year's school photo, Dockbridge High decided to hire one of the world's best photographers... but none of them were available so they got Blake Papaway instead. As the staff and pupils prepare, Blake goes missing.
Love is in the air this Valentine's Day at Dockbridge High, but Mr Nasal and Miss Spray are still apart. Can the pupils mend their broken hearts? And will Mark finally get Marcella to say yes to a date? Featuring Fred Sirieix
Everyone is very excited. Not only is it the last day of term, it is also the day of Mr Nasal and Miss Spray's wedding! But as always at Dockbridge High, nothing goes to plan. Will the staff and pupils be able to pull together to save the day?
Mr Capp reveals he has had a life changing experience over the holidays.
Miss Kinder is still having problems convincing people she is an adult, the new maths teacher turns out to be the square root of terrifying and Mark gets caught bunking off lessons.
Juan Castanetta takes another unusual approach to teaching Spanish and Mr Capp tries to be cool.
The school boiler breaks and the heating won't come on. As the school gets colder, panic spreads. Can the boiler be fixed, or will everyone freeze forever?
Mrs Mark and Marcella form a surprise bond, much to Mark's horror. Just when everyone's getting sick and tired of Mrs Hushman, everyone's favourite maths teacher returns - but will his class take him back?
It's World Book Day and the Dockbridge High staff are very excited about showing off their costumes. Mrs Mark, Mr Capp and Joy all share their favourite books whilst Mr Christopher celebrates the greatest book of all time... his autobiography.
New teaching assistant Mr Nappy discovers that being in a school and taking care of three babies doesn't mix, Billy brings his mum into school and Miss Davis shows off her wind instrument in music!
There's a leak in the roof above Hilary Head's office so she forces the whole school to get involved in raising money to fix it. Mr Christopher releases a charity single and Mark chooses to do a sponsored silence but finds it harder than expected when Billy embarrasses him in front of Marcella.
Supply teacher Miss Davis finds a whole new meaning to German vocabulary, Emily gets in trouble with Miss Fun With Numbers over the class teddy and Mr Konundrum struggles with his love life.
The last day of the school year is here at last and it's prom time! Mark finally plucks up the courage to ask Marcella out and Mr Christopher puts his reputation on the line when he tries to prove once and for all that he's the most talented person at Dockbridge High.
Follow the highs and lows of day to day life at Quayside Academy, where the teachers are weirder than ever! There are some familiar faces, including everyone’s favourite sneezing science teacher.
It’s another ordinary day at Quayside. Miss Scandal spends more time gossiping than teaching, Mr Alan reveals an irrational hatred for certain numbers and supply teacher, Miss Aviary, quickly regrets bringing her peregrine falcon, Larry, in to school.
Vlogger and history teacher Miss Crank pulls out all the stops to prank the students, and in French class the new teaching assistant proves to be a bit of a handful.
It’s Carol’s birthday, but the treat she brings in gives the entire school food poisoning and the side effects aren’t pleasant!
A new dance craze hits the school, but when it starts to get out of hand head teacher Mr Goldman is forced to take drastic action.
English teacher Miss Scandal gives Year 8 a lesson in gossip, Connor and Charleigh are sent to see head of discipline Gary Stern and Mr Keenan’s day goes from bad to worse.
After Miss Crank finally manages to prank her class, Charleigh is left to spend the whole day dressed as a knight. Meanwhile, it all goes wrong for caretakers Chicken and Chips when they’re asked to do a simple job.
Head teacher Mr Goldman decides to update the school bell but it doesn’t go to plan. Meanwhile, Connor is accused of being a thief.
It’s exam time but the staff at Quayside Academy don’t make things any easier. Mr Nasal’s baby lands Connor in trouble, art teacher Mr Vista is appalled by Alexcia’s work and Mr Gangles’ break time yoga is anything but relaxing.
It’s the day of the teachers’ talent show and Mr Christopher’s hopes of stealing the show are ruined when his performance goes horribly wrong.
It is the first day of a brand new term at Quayside Academy! Warren is excited to start Year 9 (again), while Miss Aviary loses a very hungry friend.
It is Tuesday, and mum Kelly is finding it hard to be separated from her son Boo Boo Bear. Could she be the most embarrassing parent ever?
Adult man and Year 9 pupil Warren finds new ways to celebrate his love of Key Stage 3. Maths teacher Mr Alan has a 'T' party, while badly behaved teaching assistant Poppy is creating trouble for Mr Soleil. Meanwhile, Mr Christopher drops a bombshell about an audition he has attended.
It is another ordinarily bonkers day at Quayside Academy. Music teacher Chris 'The Bish' Bishop spends an entire lesson taking the register thanks to all of his jingles, while biology teacher Miss Aviary has another mix-up when she brings one of her exotic animals in to school. Although the big news of the day comes from Mr Christopher, who makes a dramatic announcement about his future, he doesn't get the reaction he hoped for.
It is Mr Christopher's last day teaching at Quayside Academy before he goes off to start his dream job in television. In an attempt to help the students cope with their loss, he sets up a support group and forces several students to attend. Before he leaves, he gives his Year 9 pupils one final speech, reminding them how talentless they all are, and, as he departs, his mysterious new job is finally revealed.
Lollypop lady and former chief inspector Pam Travers is taking things far too seriously at the school crossing again. Year 9 are confused when Miss Crank actually does give up pranking, preferring instead to teach history at last. Meanwhile, the whole school is thrown into chaos when all the toilets get blocked, leaving everyone desperate for the loo. It all seems to have been caused by the same person, which leads head teacher Mr Goldman on a hunt to find the phantom toilet blocker.
PE teacher Mr Gangles makes a meal of teaching hockey, flatulent yoga teacher Mr Chakra creates a stink while perfecting his downward dog, and Charleigh has to spend the entire day standing as part of Rolf Smorgasbord's latest art installation. Meanwhile, Year 9 have a new drama teacher - Dame Margo Chichester - an experienced actress who takes her job a little too seriously.
Year 9 are choosing their GCSE options. Head teacher Mr Goldman's assembly backfires on him when he uses an egg analogy to explain the choices they face, while Alexcia gets excited to hear Miss Crank won't be taking GCSE history next year - until she finds out that was a prank, that is. Connor struggles to think of a single subject he wants to take, while permanent Year 9 pupil Warren is hoping not to have to go up a year. When it finally comes to decision time, it turns out that in a bid to make the process more interesting, the school are doing it with a Dragons' Den-style twist.
Warren is excited because it's mock test day, much to the annoyance of the other students! In the corridor, Charleigh becomes part of Rolf Smorgasbord's latest art installation and supply teacher Mr James tries his hardest to hide the fact that he's clearly a secret agent. He doesn't succeed!
It's pupils v teachers as Quayside Academy introduces a sports day with a difference! Hakeem and Miss Crank compete in a prank-off, while Charleigh and Mr Bishop battle over who's the best DJ. Connor enters a roleplay-off with Dame Margo, while Alexcia and Freddie have a painting contest. Despite the pupils clearly being in the lead, it all goes wrong when Linda fails to keep score. With no idea who's won, Mr Goldman has a sneaky idea for one final challenge, but it doesn't go to plan when the angry pupils take a stand against him.
A special episode dedicated to the legend that is Mr Christopher! We celebrate his unique teaching style and look back at the highs and lows of his teaching career. We hear from former pupils from both Dockbridge High and Quayside Academy, who tell us how he inspired them, and find out what happened to Mr Christopher's loyal assistant, Martin. when he left school.
Headteachers Miss BFF and Miss BFF enjoy their first day, English teacher Mr Dahling unveils his own new book, and Dr Markov has a smashing time with a new invention in technology.
Biology teacher Miss Aviary tries to drink bin juice, and we meet wheeler-dealer Mr Kettering in home economics and embarrassing Italian teacher Mr Turtalli and his loving wife Nancy.
Maths teacher Mr Alan tries to control his number rage, Dr Markov unveils a new invention for cool haircuts, and Mr Dahling tries to teach about stories through the medium of cake.
The BFFs see ‘green’ after an accident with a smoothie, ex-special agent Mr Phillips shocks the class as their new maths teacher, while Mr Alan battles with a new role as caretaker.
Mr Kettering’s cake business gets off to a rocky start.
Linda oversees a day of drills and drama as teachers compete for the annual Quayside Academy fire drill trophy, and things get fiery as Mr Alan comes face to face with Mr Phillips.
Linda cracks down on sweets, Mr Phillips and Mr Alan clash over a flour bomb, Mr Smorgasbord wings it as he stands in for PE, and Mr Gentley’s Scream Beast fuels a sugar frenzy.
It’s an emotional day as Miss BFF and Miss BFF’s friendship is tested, Mr Turtalli and Nancy fall out, while Mr Alan and Mr Phillips settle their differences with a number battle.
Linda and Miss Aviary cause a stink with their climate clean-up day, Mr Smorgasbord’s globehead goes viral, Dr Markov’s new bin goes berserk, and Scream Beast goes apocalyptic.
With the school closed, Miss BFF and Miss BFF conduct a staffing review, looking back at the best bits of the year to decide which teachers should stay and if any should go.
