3x19 Curriculum Unavailable

Pierce: "Yeah, good thing I came up with this idea for potluck dinners."
Shirley: "Pierce, all you said was 'I'm hungry.' "
Pierce: "All Henry Ford said was, 'I need a ride.' "

Police Officer: "Oh, yes, I'm very familiar with Inspector Spacetime. You think a guy becomes a cop because his prom night was a dream? If this were Comic-Con, I'd take a bullet for that kid. But here in the real world, trespassing is a crime."

• Damn, Inspector Spacetime inspired police

Abed: "He's not the real dean. He's been replaced by an identical life-form for some nefarious purpose."

• Abed is right but no-one knows :eyes:

Police Officer: "You could 50, 60 bucks for it from the right collector."
Troy: "$60? Hello? Rich people, Troy's joing you. Yes, I'll hold."

Britta: "I concur with Dr Heidi's diagnosis."
Dr Heidi: "I haven't diagnosed anything yet."
Britta: "Psych major. Got your back, brah."

Annie: "We get the hour back later in the year."
[Abed screaming.]
Shirley: "I'm gonna say it. He's the new Spielberg."
[Abed drops spoon. Wipes mouth.]
Abed: "I have to go. Excuse me."
[Leans over table.]
Abed: "You're a bad person. You're a bad person."

• They all need therapy

Troy: "What are you doing?"
Annie: "Nothing."
Troy: "Nothing my ass. What are all these cameras doing here?"

Troy: "Good news, guys. I spent all my money."
Annie: "Troy, you can't bring that in here."
Troy: "Yes, I can. It's all-terrain, dummy

[Board says, "CAN I FRY THAT?"]
Woman 1: "Bananas?"
Teacher: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Toast?"
Teacher: "Yes."
Man: "Bubble gum?"
Teacher: "Yes."
Woman 3: "Pancakes?"
Teacher: "Yes."
Woman 4: "Fries?"
Teacher: "Get out. Get out. There's one every year. I will not tolerate clowning."

Dean: "Darcy, you've got a cold."
Darcy: "I feel fine.'
Dean: "You're sick. Go home! Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. GET OUT OF HERE!"

• Dean so nice with the pizzas

Dr Heidi: " 'Cause it doesn't exist."

• They dubbed Garrett. He sounds like text-to-speech
• What a messed up scheme, Chang. Wtf
• I knew it
• He's predicting future crimes, lol