Dayum! Girlfriend goes all Ripley for baybay Newt, climaxing with Boromir finally meeting his Match(maker). But then, he always does, which must make it hard for Sean Bean to splurge whenever he gets a new gig. No need to tell Mom, cuz the babysitter killed all the kids, well, not literally, but, she definitely added to the carnage, and then, just to top off the evenings festivities, made sweet monkey love to the grieving Dad. Now whose the bigger psychopath???, Yes you are , yes you ARE the bigger psychopath!!! Now, have a Coke and a smile, numb-nuts!
What's with these people? As Mom used to say, "where you born in a BARN?" Close the fracking door behind you once you and yours get in. It cuts down on drafts, the homeless, and cannibalistic zombie face munchers getting in. Maybe they REALLY are unclear on the concept of the race, which is, to win, and not to sit around a campfire at the finish line singing Kumbaya.
"The AK-74..., when you absolutely, positively, want to kill every mother fracking zombie in sight!!! (however in a pinch, a pair of MP-5 full auto submachine pistols will do quite nicely) I guess when guns are outlawed...., EVERYBODY gets a gun!!! You get a gun, You get a gun..., EVERYONES getting a gun!!!!
Poor Mom was still unclear on the whole, if it's a Zombie, aim for the HEAD concept. As a side note, she disproved the "you don't need to AIM a shotty to inflict a mortal injury on your attacker. And people laughed when I put a laser on my bullpup...
Can't tell if Billy Zanes crew is unclear on the concept of zombie cooties, or, if you can even CATCH a rotter STD pre-transformation, (if that is indeed their plan, and I sincerely hope this doesn't take THAT dark turn) but, for me, in a Z/A, I'm not throwing MY, uh, health and safety, on the crap table of nookie, just for giggles and grins., EVEN with TWO hats on.
Well, wasn't that special???? Smoke em' if ya got em"..., see you next week!
This show was a bit naff when it started (basic premise still is) but weirdly had a great cast tucked away. As times gone on this has got better and better. It's still naff, but naff in a weird B movie retro cool kinda way.
Review by Paladin5150BlockedParent2019-03-09T23:02:35Z
Dayum! Girlfriend goes all Ripley for baybay Newt, climaxing with Boromir finally meeting his Match(maker). But then, he always does, which must make it hard for Sean Bean to splurge whenever he gets a new gig. No need to tell Mom, cuz the babysitter killed all the kids, well, not literally, but, she definitely added to the carnage, and then, just to top off the evenings festivities, made sweet monkey love to the grieving Dad. Now whose the bigger psychopath???, Yes you are , yes you ARE the bigger psychopath!!! Now, have a Coke and a smile, numb-nuts!
What's with these people? As Mom used to say, "where you born in a BARN?" Close the fracking door behind you once you and yours get in. It cuts down on drafts, the homeless, and cannibalistic zombie face munchers getting in. Maybe they REALLY are unclear on the concept of the race, which is, to win, and not to sit around a campfire at the finish line singing Kumbaya.
"The AK-74..., when you absolutely, positively, want to kill every mother fracking zombie in sight!!! (however in a pinch, a pair of MP-5 full auto submachine pistols will do quite nicely) I guess when guns are outlawed...., EVERYBODY gets a gun!!! You get a gun, You get a gun..., EVERYONES getting a gun!!!!
Poor Mom was still unclear on the whole, if it's a Zombie, aim for the HEAD concept. As a side note, she disproved the "you don't need to AIM a shotty to inflict a mortal injury on your attacker. And people laughed when I put a laser on my bullpup...
Can't tell if Billy Zanes crew is unclear on the concept of zombie cooties, or, if you can even CATCH a rotter STD pre-transformation, (if that is indeed their plan, and I sincerely hope this doesn't take THAT dark turn) but, for me, in a Z/A, I'm not throwing MY, uh, health and safety, on the crap table of nookie, just for giggles and grins., EVEN with TWO hats on.
Well, wasn't that special???? Smoke em' if ya got em"..., see you next week!