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  • 2017-01-24T00:00:00Z
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  • 48m (8 episodes)
  • Comedy
Julian's led a fucked-up life, but he's a survivor and knows a thing or two about love, money, and relationships. If you use his advice, that's fine. But if you don't, he really doesn't give a fuck.

8 episodes

Season Premiere

2017-01-24T00:00:00Z

2x01 Don’t Be Bettin’ on Fuckin’ Hobo Fights

Season Premiere

2x01 Don’t Be Bettin’ on Fuckin’ Hobo Fights

  • 2017-01-24T00:00:00Z6m

Julian asked Ricky and Bubbles to help him out for the first episode of the new season of Dear Julian! Hear advice on the morality of hobo fights, how to pass a piss test, and why you shouldn’t fuck with Tie Domi, under any circumstances!

Bubbles and Ricky are back, getting their fingerprints all over Julian’s new table. The Boys answer questions about whether or not 2017 will suck hard, how many kilometres are on the Shitmobile, as well as an extremely intimate question about Bubbles’ love life!

Julian and special guest Bubbles answer your questions about the origins of the Green Bastard, how to rip off Employment Insurance, Randy as a child, and the most fucked up things they’ve ever seen Ricky do.

2x04 Half-Naked Most of the Time

  • 2017-02-14T00:00:00Z6m

Bubbles is back as a special guest, and he’s really earning his pay (a bag of chips). They answer questions about shitty landlords, animals on weed, the reasons behind Julian’s love of black shirts, and much more!

2017-04-25T00:00:00Z

2x05 Be Fuckin' Supportive

2x05 Be Fuckin' Supportive

  • 2017-04-25T00:00:00Z6m

Julian answers questions about dealing with your buddy’s new girlfriend, handling horny young piano students, and what Bubbles has in store for a new SwearNet show. It all goes pretty smoothly until Chipper fucks it all up.

2017-05-30T00:00:00Z

2x06 Avoiding Whisky Dick

2x06 Avoiding Whisky Dick

  • 2017-05-30T00:00:00Z6m

Julian’s answering your questions about liquor threesomes, lending money to friends, and stripper moms. He also gets a little bit fucking pissed at some dicks who insist on calling him Swayze!

2017-06-06T00:00:00Z

2x07 It's for the Liquor

2x07 It's for the Liquor

  • 2017-06-06T00:00:00Z6m

Julian offers advice on cheap liquor options, parenting, and ladies. He also answers the question we’ve all been wondering: how in the fuck does he put up with all of these fucky questions?

2x08 Fuckin’ Modern Technology

  • 2017-06-13T00:00:00Z6m

Julian passes on some Ricky advice for throwing the cops off the dope scent. He also talks about technology’s impact on his business initiatives, keeping rum from spilling while driving, and what retirement looks like to him.

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