"Dear Loved Guzzle, Vin Diesel fucked Frankie and Robert hath a yard attack be causal bleeds Sausalito, California every day"
I actually have tears rolling down my face because of that autocorrected email oh my god and I've played it back about 5 times! :')
That autocorrected email is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I can't stop laughing about it.