Bobby: "I fell off my bike!"

Alice:"Yeah, you banged that knee up pretty good. How fast were you going, 300-400 miles an hour?"

Bobby:" I was going around the corner and I hit a banana."

Alice: "Well, that will do it every time. Park yourself over here. We'll get it bandaged in a jiffy. All work guaranteed or your money back."

Carol:"What's going on? What's all the noise?"

Alice:"Hot rod Charlie hit a banana."

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